Midnight In The Desert

[PChirp]

Here are the potential callers everyone mentioned; let's see how many call in:

Paul and Ella

Tom From Maryland

Fapping Guy (?)

Dale from Austin

Bear

Mike From Montana,

Smog (Smaug?)

Wolfman

Paul The Black-Eyed Kids Guy

Steve from California

Mark From Switzerland (long shot)

Last night's caller from Memphis???

Dear God, PLEASE NO BEAR!!!   

[Doomed]

Sorry don't do Americans or any gaigins

Understood. That's okay. I was saving myself for Lasha anyway...

[PetePistolwhip]

Stop crying. I am giving you a digital hug...

[comaphobe]

Cornhole.


FZ

That was almost my username here. I changed my mind at the last minute.

[Mr Apnea]

"stand with us"  What the hell are they standing for?

[timebandit]

Dear God, PLEASE NO BEAR!!!   

where's the like button

[SpookyTim]

So much self-aggrandizing

[PChirp]

Dear God, PLEASE NO BEAR!!!   

Or that dude from Puget sound....somebody kill me NOW!   

[Doomed]

face time <-- new worm hole name

Digital piehole?

[SpookyTim]

Smog

[El Chorro]

Peter Davenport sounds positively lucid tonight, like a man half his age. For real. What effect did Heather have on the old guy last night??

It's almost like George told him he could talk to Heather but only if he picks up his Coast game.

[Mr Apnea]

Here are the potential callers everyone mentioned; let's see how many call in:

Paul and Ella

Tom From Maryland

Fapping Guy (?)

Dale from Austin

Bear

Mike From Montana,

Smog (Smaug?)

Wolfman

Paul The Black-Eyed Kids Guy

Steve from California

Mark From Switzerland (long shot)

Last night's caller from Memphis???

NAILED IT!

[PB the Deplorable]

[Sean92008]

Art gave her permission to use "Roswells"

Kind of like when I let my kids "make perfume.". Yeah darling, go ahead...

[Dreamlander]

Heather's open lines is so monumentally bad.  It's just one fawning fan after another.  She has a unique cult leader ability to stroke her group of profoundly lonely listeners to cultivate a sense of real relationship and family.  It's weird, creepy, and a little disgusting.

Is anyone on BellGab attempting to get through?  Is there a screener?  No way this list of loopy-in-love callers isn't hand picked.

[PetePistolwhip]

Let's hear the head measurement.

[PetePistolwhip]

Art had a big head... lol.

[Lilith]

Here are the potential callers everyone mentioned; let's see how many call in:

Paul and Ella

Tom From Maryland

Fapping Guy (?)

Dale from Austin

Bear

Mike From Montana,

Smog (Smaug?)

Wolfman

Paul The Black-Eyed Kids Guy

Steve from California

Mark From Switzerland (long shot)

Last night's caller from Memphis???

Don't forget

Gravity Sucks

Daniel

and White Troll.

[Sean92008]

That was almost my username here. I changed my mind at the last minute.

Oooh....  Rabbit hole...

The lyric is "Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit up the poopshoot," right?

[Sumthins Goin On]

Ever hear of Velcro? Self adjusting.

[chefist]

This guy is rather interesting. I like switching up the topics.

[SpookyTim]

Can't even talk about her head size without mentioning Art.

And what the hell is this woman's problem that it takes her all summer to knit a hat? My wife can knit five a day.

[Mr Apnea]

Art had a big head... lol.

Head    Oh my

[timebandit]

the tweekers gonna steal that plaque

[Sean92008]

Heather's open lines is so monumentally bad.  It's just one fawning fan after another.  She has a unique cult leader ability to stroke her group of profoundly lonely listeners to cultivate a sense of real relationship and family.  It's weird, creepy, and a little disgusting.

Is anyone on BellGab attempting to get through?  Is there a screener?  No way this list of loopy-in-love callers isn't hand picked.

Good question.  Curious about her screening.

[El Chorro]

Can't Art's estate buy its own f-ing bench

[PetePistolwhip]

Did she just say there was a gofundme for "Art Bell's bitch"?

[Sean92008]

Can't even talk about her head size without mentioning Art.

And what the hell is this woman's problem that it takes her all summer to knit a hat? My wife can knit five a day.

Some women know how to use their hands...

HLW obviously didn't have many relationships.

[PChirp]

Oh God, Ella!   

[Spookcat]

Honest question for you Heater listeners: How do you stay awake listening to her? I found her boring, monotonous, and self-centered. Her repetitiveness got really old really fast.