Death of C2C: Post your job offers for Joorch

nextgen.fm · July 24, 2015, 06:55:23 PM

Needed:

Food taste tester at large multinational corporation

must have experience and be comfortable being exposed to high oral temperatures

GravitySucks · July 24, 2015, 07:58:18 PM

Quote from: nextgenfm on July 24, 2015, 06:55:23 PM
Needed:

Food taste tester at large multinational corporation

must have experience and be comfortable being exposed to high oral temperatures

I know him and I can assure you, I can't recommend him too highly. He will meet or exceed his expectations.

trostol · July 24, 2015, 08:50:02 PM

i can not believe to this point no one stated the obvious...pizza(roll) delivery

Sean92008 · July 24, 2015, 09:25:23 PM

Quote from: trostol on July 24, 2015, 08:50:02 PM
i can not believe to this point no one stated the obvious...pizza(roll) delivery

I have a new conspiracy theory...

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,8245.new.html#new

Whereislucky · July 31, 2015, 04:42:53 AM

A Captain for Vh-1's Celebrity dinghy race
master of ceremonies of a traveling carnival weight/age guessing game
William Conrad (cannon) impersonator at the Hooters Casino Hotel

That's all I got.

Just Me · August 30, 2015, 11:25:46 AM

Shoe shine boy at paranormal date service and any conference he announces, that he'll be there, shining shoes of course

Lamont Cranston · September 11, 2015, 10:06:12 AM

I guess the obvious one is

"Hi, welcome to Walmart!"

Or perhaps an executive position at Uncle Corsi's Used Made-Up Shit Emporium, like manager of Jerry's used underpants.

Rix Gins · September 11, 2015, 02:28:42 PM

Quote from: Lamont Cranston on September 11, 2015, 10:06:12 AM
I guess the obvious one is

"Hi, welcome to Walmart!"

Or perhaps an executive position at Uncle Corsi's Used Made-Up Shit Emporium, like manager of Jerry's used underpants.

Lamont, I think you are spot on with the Walmart suggestion but I don't think that it will come to that. I heard the Joorch is looking to the future by penning a book called "The Beginner's Guide to Paranormal Kumbaya Singing".

pate · September 19, 2015, 04:14:44 AM

from craigslist:

Quote

Needed for top dollars. Assistaint Janitorial Supervisor. Only perfeshunals should apply.

Must be dirigible, elastic and temporal.

Doodies will evolve kleenexing up lectural sprains irredeemably fellowing "throbbing balls of energy"

Ideal sycophants will be crepuscular, pedantic, and inane.

Utility to shrink "HILO, HI car yew" a plug for deployment.

Sirius supplicants only!

I took a lateral on that once I decoded it...