First Caller "Rose"

[Jessicas Place]

Jesus doesn't mind, really he doesn't. And if someone wants to embellish, meh.

I was observing all the passion embellishment

[onan]

I was observing all the passion embellishment

I get that, what people say they hate on the interwebs is more than likely hyperbole.

[Jessicas Place]

Excellent point.  Did you hate the caller Rose?  Or perhaps more appropriately stated with normal mental health expressions, did you dislike the caller?  I liked her a lot.  She rocked the call.  She was mentally healthy with her passionate responses, it fit the moment 😂

[Gemstone]

LMAO I suppose she meant coast to coast jumping on indie when DM went off.  "THE OTHER SHOW!!!"


ROSE:I cried when they took him off. I screamed at my husband HES NOT ON HE'S NOT ON!!!! The other show is on!!!
ART: You're talking about him like he's in the third person.
ROSE: Well, he was gone for a little while and I missed him so much.
ART: Well, he was and he missed being here too, but listen just for the record I'm Art. This is Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWWWWWD!!!!!!!11111!!221!@!
ART: No, just Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWDIGOTTHREWTOYOUUUU?!?!!?!
ART: HAHAHAHAH
ROSE: OH MY GOD
ART: Now what have I always said ROSE? I said I don't have a call screener
ROSE: YEAHUSUALLYTHEYSAYTHATANDSOMEBODYELSEPICSUPOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! MY LORD. ART ART!!!! OHMYGAWDILUUUVYEWWW!! I tell you, I swear, the day you went off the air I said NO NO HE'S GOING TO BE BACK ON! That other radio show was on. I SCREAMED AT MY HUSBAND HE'S NOT ONNNNNNNNN!!! I sat down and cried. It was like somebody stabbed me in the heart with a knife. I've been listening to you for years.
ART: ROSE you know, you've really got to get a recording of this program. I hope you've joined as a time traveler and you've got a copy of it. You know if you're a time traveler you get a copy of the show.
ROSE: MY husband paid for a subscription to the show
ART: There you go. BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR YOUR VOICE ROSE! You've gotta hear your voice when you figured out it was me.
ROSE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA HA! I just can't believe it!
ART: AWHAWHAW! Yes, believe it.
ROSE: Art, I love you and your family! Your daughter and wife are just beautiful!
ART: Thank you. Thank you.

That call was 100000000% real. With the fans Art has he doesn't need to set this kind of thing up

It was awesome. And funny. I love how Art mentions he's being referred to in the third person.

[popple]

It was awesome. And funny. I love how Art mentions he's being referred to in the third person.

I loved that as well. Annnnnd how he snuck in a time traveler promo so slyly 

[Jessicas Place]

While I'd so fancy to give Art a bell, I'd probably be too nervous and throw a spanner in the works!  😬
I'd love to see George's response to a fan caller like Rose - how would the bugger have responded?  He has a very long and consistant history of demonstrating a difficult time acknowledging any one who properly communicates with normal socially and appropriate responses so idiotically cutting the persons off, the ponce that he is! 

My point is Rose was a rose but Art was Mr. Class 😍

[boilingpitsofsewage]

Jesus doesn't mind, really he doesn't. And if someone wants to embellish, meh.

[boilingpitsofsewage]

So then your, "Jesus... blah blah," sounds like a very unnecessary remark since you mirror Murder's feelings to dislike it with your disdain for a guest.

[Jessicas Place]

Sorry to be so abstruse.. Love the bunny.. perhaps this will make it easier for you:

The bramble sent to the pomegranate tree saying, "Wherefore the multitude of thy thorns to him that toucheth thy fruit?" The pomegranate tree answered and said to the bramble, "Thou art all thorns to him that toucheth thee."

[Jessicas Place]

Ciao

[sydtron]

Hey guys.  I was just on facebook and helped a person become a time traveler.  Join as many ART FB groups as you can and help out.  If you see a post where they ask about downloading a show. Just tell them how to become a time traveler and then remember to put.  "Www.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com"  in the post so that it will take them right to it.   Gotta catch the strays!! Lol. Every little bit helps. 

[Murder101]

I've never liked callers on any show. I'll post what I told Darkness Dave when I responded to a message he sent me here

"Even though I'm an Art fan and a lot of what he did was based around calls I've never been a fan of call-ins. There is nothing that makes me want to turn a show off faster than a caller "umm-ing and ahh-ing" their way through a story or repeating themselves, especially if they have an unpleasant voice. That's why I skipped Art's open lines when he was on XM even thought the new Art show was the most exciting thing in the world to me. My attituide on callers has always been that I listen for a host who knows how to talk on the radio and guests who do as well, I don't listen to hear Jim-Bob down the street stumble all over himself because he finally got on the radio . "

As far as audience interaction goes I vastly prefer emails being read.

[Lord Grantham]

I've never liked callers on any show. I'll post what I told Darkness Dave when I responded to a message he sent me here

"Even though I'm an Art fan and a lot of what he did was based around calls I've never been a fan of call-ins. There is nothing that makes me want to turn a show off faster than a caller "umm-ing and ahh-ing" their way through a story or repeating themselves, especially if they have an unpleasant voice. That's why I skipped Art's open lines when he was on XM even thought the new Art show was the most exciting thing in the world to me. My attituide on callers has always been that I listen for a host who knows how to talk on the radio and guests who do as well, I don't listen to hear Jim-Bob down the street stumble all over himself because he finally got on the radio . "

As far as audience interaction goes I vastly prefer emails being read.

I..um..totally..uh..agree w-with this, uh, post here, and it's like [audible lip smacking] you know when a few years ag-g-go when you had the...uh [5 seconds of dead air]he had uh [audible lip smacking] remote viewed the moon? Do you remember?

[Falkie_Fan]

I am hoping Steve from Yellowstone calls in during open lines tomorrow. 

[Jessicas Place]

I've never liked callers on any show. I'll post what I told Darkness Dave when I responded to a message he sent me here

"Even though I'm an Art fan and a lot of what he did was based around calls I've never been a fan of call-ins. There is nothing that makes me want to turn a show off faster than a caller "umm-ing and ahh-ing" their way through a story or repeating themselves, especially if they have an unpleasant voice...

As far as audience interaction goes I vastly prefer emails being read.

When you put it that way, I could not agree more.

[zeebo]

...As far as audience interaction goes I vastly prefer emails being read.

Best thing about emails is you avoid the loathsome "Thank you for taking my call."

[ItsOver]

Best thing about emails is you avoid the loathsome "Thank you for taking my call."

And you know you have millions listening to you and you just have to ask "how are yewwwww?"

[onan]

The calls Art gets, that he turns into gold are worth tolerating sycophants. 

[Paradox]

Legit!

IMHO of course. 

[Meister_000]

Art has an "Audio Clips" page now (as of Sunday am).  http://artbell.com/category/show/audio/

Can someone get the word to him to post the "Rose from Iuka" clip there? It is a hands-down classic and worthy of being there.

[Yorkshire pud]

LMAO I suppose she meant coast to coast jumping on indie when DM went off.  "THE OTHER SHOW!!!"


ROSE:I cried when they took him off. I screamed at my husband HES NOT ON HE'S NOT ON!!!! The other show is on!!!
ART: You're talking about him like he's in the third person.
ROSE: Well, he was gone for a little while and I missed him so much.
ART: Well, he was and he missed being here too, but listen just for the record I'm Art. This is Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWWWWWD!!!!!!!11111!!221!@!
ART: No, just Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWDIGOTTHREWTOYOUUUU?!?!!?!
ART: HAHAHAHAH
ROSE: OH MY GOD
ART: Now what have I always said ROSE? I said I don't have a call screener
ROSE: YEAHUSUALLYTHEYSAYTHATANDSOMEBODYELSEPICSUPOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! MY LORD. ART ART!!!! OHMYGAWDILUUUVYEWWW!! I tell you, I swear, the day you went off the air I said NO NO HE'S GOING TO BE BACK ON! That other radio show was on. I SCREAMED AT MY HUSBAND HE'S NOT ONNNNNNNNN!!! I sat down and cried. It was like somebody stabbed me in the heart with a knife. I've been listening to you for years.
ART: ROSE you know, you've really got to get a recording of this program. I hope you've joined as a time traveler and you've got a copy of it. You know if you're a time traveler you get a copy of the show.
ROSE: MY husband paid for a subscription to the show
ART: There you go. BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR YOUR VOICE ROSE! You've gotta hear your voice when you figured out it was me.
ROSE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA HA! I just can't believe it!
ART: AWHAWHAW! Yes, believe it.
ROSE: Art, I love you and your family! Your daughter and wife are just beautiful!
ART: Thank you. Thank you.

That call was 100000000% real. With the fans Art has he doesn't need to set this kind of thing up

I can't be sure, but do you think she was flicking her bean in the entire call? Maybe she (off air) asked AB if she could have his babies too?

[DanTSX]

I can't be sure, but do you think she was flicking her bean in the entire call? Maybe she (off air) asked AB if she could have his babies too?

ummmmmmm

[DinamoDennis]

ummmmmmm

I think you meant to say mmmmmmmm

[Lilith]

LMAO I suppose she meant coast to coast jumping on indie when DM went off.  "THE OTHER SHOW!!!"


ROSE:I cried when they took him off. I screamed at my husband HES NOT ON HE'S NOT ON!!!! The other show is on!!!
ART: You're talking about him like he's in the third person.
ROSE: Well, he was gone for a little while and I missed him so much.
ART: Well, he was and he missed being here too, but listen just for the record I'm Art. This is Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWWWWWD!!!!!!!11111!!221!@!
ART: No, just Art.
ROSE: OOOHMYGAWDIGOTTHREWTOYOUUUU?!?!!?!
ART: HAHAHAHAH
ROSE: OH MY GOD
ART: Now what have I always said ROSE? I said I don't have a call screener
ROSE: YEAHUSUALLYTHEYSAYTHATANDSOMEBODYELSEPICSUPOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! MY LORD. ART ART!!!! OHMYGAWDILUUUVYEWWW!! I tell you, I swear, the day you went off the air I said NO NO HE'S GOING TO BE BACK ON! That other radio show was on. I SCREAMED AT MY HUSBAND HE'S NOT ONNNNNNNNN!!! I sat down and cried. It was like somebody stabbed me in the heart with a knife. I've been listening to you for years.
ART: ROSE you know, you've really got to get a recording of this program. I hope you've joined as a time traveler and you've got a copy of it. You know if you're a time traveler you get a copy of the show.
ROSE: MY husband paid for a subscription to the show
ART: There you go. BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR YOUR VOICE ROSE! You've gotta hear your voice when you figured out it was me.
ROSE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA HA! I just can't believe it!
ART: AWHAWHAW! Yes, believe it.
ROSE: Art, I love you and your family! Your daughter and wife are just beautiful!
ART: Thank you. Thank you.

That call was 100000000% real. With the fans Art has he doesn't need to set this kind of thing up

It was in the stars, and it was PERFECT!  A sign of wonderful things to come IMO.

[onan]

Excellent point.  Did you hate the caller Rose?  Or perhaps more appropriately stated with normal mental health expressions, did you dislike the caller?  I liked her a lot.  She rocked the call.  She was mentally healthy with her passionate responses, it fit the moment 😂

Just saw this post.

If you were asking me about my like or dislike for Rose, I liked the call. It had a sense of someone finding treasure. I guess some people had some kind of issue. Everyone wakes up on the wrong side of the bed sometime.

[Jessicas Place]

Just saw this post.

If you were asking me about my like or dislike for Rose, I liked the call. It had a sense of someone finding treasure. I guess some people had some kind of issue. Everyone wakes up on the wrong side of the bed sometime.

Agree with all you said.

[Lamont Cranston]

Excellent point.  Did you hate the caller Rose?  Or perhaps more appropriately stated with normal mental health expressions, did you dislike the caller?  I liked her a lot.  She rocked the call.  She was mentally healthy with her passionate responses, it fit the moment 😂

Sounded real. But maybe some people are so used to the fake "art bell" show over at C2C that now they think everything is fake, including one of the last real people in the world, Rose, out in her paint-peeled farmhouse on the great plain of Illinois, under a billion twinkling stars....

But it did sound totally legit to me.

[Jessicas Place]

Sounded real. But maybe some people are so used to the fake "art bell" show over at C2C that now they think everything is fake, including one of the last real people in the world, Rose, out in her paint-peeled farmhouse on the great plain of Illinois, under a billion twinkling stars....

But it did sound totally legit to me.

I love that description..
I think Art should incorporate some of his best callers since the new MITD WHO ATE THAT EXCITED into some cool blend of voices with a EVP kind of feel as in ethereal with Crystal singing behind it!
I am positive I would sound so excited people would think I was faking it!

[Jessicas Place]

I can't be sure, but do you think she was flicking her bean in the entire call? Maybe she (off air) asked AB if she could have his babies too?

Puke

[Jessicas Place]

Hey guys.  I was just on facebook and helped a person become a time traveler.  Join as many ART FB groups as you can and help out.  If you see a post where they ask about downloading a show. Just tell them how to become a time traveler and then remember to put.  "Www.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com"  in the post so that it will take them right to it.   Gotta catch the strays!! Lol. Every little bit helps.

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