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The Michael Decon Program

Started by Corona Kitty, March 18, 2015, 02:57:00 PM

Here's a new avatar for you, The On.....errrr....Flower.


Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:39:38 PM
Aged 14 I could shoot a five round grouping (4 inch cover)  at 100 yards with a Le Enfield .303.

What did you ask?


Aged 14 how old are you now? What guns do you own? I've got several.

chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:39:38 PM
Aged 14 I could shoot a five round grouping (4 inch cover)  at 100 yards with a Le Enfield .303.

What did you ask?

An Enfield...A lot of history there...

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:44:58 PM

Aged 14 how old are you now? What guns do you own? I've got several.

I don't need a gun. I have a penis.

Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2017, 02:45:27 PM
Yp
what? fucking English is that? retard English?     *retard Brit is here*

Speak for yourself.



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:50:05 PM

Right on

Anyway..we've digressed. Isn't it time for LL to enter the fray about now?

starrmtn001

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 03, 2017, 02:44:53 PM
Here's a new avatar for you, The On.....errrr....Flower.


Good catch, 21st!  Heh, heh. ;)

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:53:50 PM
Anyway..we've digressed. Isn't it time for LL to enter the fray about now?



You're not in control you English queer

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Chefist on January 03, 2017, 02:46:27 PM
An Enfield...A lot of history there...

Heavy bastard, kicked like a twat.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:54:32 PM


You're not in control you English queer

Word has it, neither are you. Especially when you hit the bong. You're not really in a position to judge 'control' in others, you can't do it in yourself son.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2017, 02:54:53 PM
and a huge haemorrhoid hanging from your ass.
Yp your haemorrhoid is longer than your dick.   *Yp has short dick*

Yeah. Right again!!!  ;D

Corona Kitty



I had to go shooting earlier today, I wish I could wear this during the shift. However certain companies don't let you rock the leg holster.

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on January 03, 2017, 02:54:06 PM
Good catch, 21st!  Heh, heh. ;)

LOL.  Thanks, starr!  I thought it was appropo though our Flower is probably not as cute.  He does stink to high heaven though.

starrmtn001

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 03, 2017, 02:58:31 PM
LOL.  Thanks, starr!  I thought it was appropo though our Flower is probably not as cute.  He does stink to high heaven though.
That's the tip-off. ;D

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:57:26 PM


I had to go shooting earlier today, I wish I could wear this during the shift. However certain companies don't let you rock the leg holster.

You had a crisis in your pants posting that didn't you? Now, call me pedantic, but I can safely bet your employer wouldn't be too happy with you if you had a drugs test. They tend to get a bit negative where firearms are involved.

Just saying.


akwilly

Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2017, 02:54:53 PM
and a huge haemorrhoid hanging from your ass.
Yp your haemorrhoid is longer than your dick.   *Yp has short dick*
dang dude you are making me hungry. I wish I had a bag of hemroids to snack on right now

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:00:38 PM
You had a crisis in your pants posting that didn't you? Now, call me pedantic, but I can safely bet your employer wouldn't be too happy with you if you had a drugs test. They tend to get a bit negative where firearms are involved.

Just saying.


I have a penis you have a vagina

Corona Kitty

Quote from: akwilly on January 03, 2017, 03:01:07 PM
dang dude you are making me hungry. I wish I had a bag of hemroids to snack on right now


Someone call George senda

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:01:09 PM

I have a penis you have a vagina

And you could face unemployment. But I'd still be sober in the morning.

starrmtn001

Quote from: akwilly on January 03, 2017, 03:01:07 PM
dang dude you are making me hungry. I wish I had a bag of hemroids to snack on right now
Honey coated are the best. ;)

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:03:36 PM
And you could face unemployment. But I'd still be sober in the morning.


I have a penis & you have a vagina

mikuthing01

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:57:26 PM


I had to go shooting earlier today, I wish I could wear this during the shift. However certain companies don't let you rock the leg holster.

Is that a 4th gen G17?



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:04:02 PM

I have a penis & you have a vagina

It will be far easier to find your employer than it would me changing my genitals son.


mikuthing01

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:05:24 PM

I think maybe a game shark

do you wipe your ass left handed too?

whoozit

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 02:57:26 PM


I had to go shooting earlier today, I wish I could wear this during the shift. However certain companies don't let you rock the leg holster.
The mall generally frowns upon armed guards.  ;)

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:07:55 PM
It will be far easier to find your employer than it would me changing my genitals son.


ive never seen you this upset before LOL

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