The Michael Decon Program

[Corona Kitty]

Not at all. In fact, he's a great source of amusement. They call it schadenfreude. But that's a really long word ... you know, like "intrasingence," and how you use it to try and pretend you know what you're talking about? Underground George Noory. Keep phoning it in, faggot.

He is amusing that is true. Well, stay folding boxes It works well for your mental health!

[Corona Kitty]

AZZERAE aka Alastair Laird GOT AWAY WITH A MURDER.
STOP BEING A FRIEND WITH A MURDERER.
HE KILLED A CRIPPLED BOY WHO WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR IN 2019 IN JAKARTA-INDONESIA FOR FLYING A DRONE OUTSIDE OF HIS WINDOW.

AZZERAE RUN AWAY FROM JUSTICE IN INDONESIA BY MOVING BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA.
YOU CAN LISTEN TO AZZERAE'S OWN VOICE, TALKING ABOUT IT (IN THE LINK IN THIS E-MAIL) FROM HIS OWN SHOW.
     
AZZERAE MUST PAY.
MV/Lee! & MEMBERS OF BELLGAB MUST DEMAND JUSTICE FOR THE CRIME OF A MURDER THAT AZZERAE aka Alastair Laird COMMITTED.

#LIFE-FOR-LIFE or LIFE IN PRISON.

YOU MUST EXPOSE and CONFRONT HIM.
PLEASE POST THIS IMAGE AND TEXT.

STOP BEING A FRIEND WITH A MURDERER.
DON'T SUPPORT EVIL PEOPLE.
Alastair Laird IS EVIL MURDERER PRETENDING TO BE A NICE PERSON ON BELLGAB and on GabCast with MV/LEE!.
THANKS.

[AZZERAE]

This isn't so fun anymore. It feels like I'm laughing at the expense of somebody with Downs Syndrome.

[AZZERAE]

AZZERAE aka Alastair Laird GOT AWAY WITH A MURDER.
STOP BEING A FRIEND WITH A MURDERER.
HE KILLED A CRIPPLED BOY WHO WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR IN 2019 IN JAKARTA-INDONESIA FOR FLYING A DRONE OUTSIDE OF HIS WINDOW.

AZZERAE RUN AWAY FROM JUSTICE IN INDONESIA BY MOVING BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA.
YOU CAN LISTEN TO AZZERAE'S OWN VOICE, TALKING ABOUT IT (IN THE LINK IN THIS E-MAIL) FROM HIS OWN SHOW.
     
AZZERAE MUST PAY.
MV/Lee! & MEMBERS OF BELLGAB MUST DEMAND JUSTICE FOR THE CRIME OF A MURDER THAT AZZERAE aka Alastair Laird COMMITTED.

#LIFE-FOR-LIFE or LIFE IN PRISON.

YOU MUST EXPOSE and CONFRONT HIM.
PLEASE POST THIS IMAGE AND TEXT.

STOP BEING A FRIEND WITH A MURDERER.
DON'T SUPPORT EVIL PEOPLE.
Alastair Laird IS EVIL MURDERER PRETENDING TO BE A NICE PERSON ON BELLGAB and on GabCast with MV/LEE!.
THANKS.

You forgot the part about Jackstar and the flower delivery job.

[AZZERAE]

Call in to this week's GabCast? I'll be there. If you don't, you're a pussy. No excuses, now! C'mon you sit through every episode on the sidelines in chat. Don't pretend its above you.

[Corona Kitty]

https://vocaroo.com/1m2yiNDGnWnX

Just don't kill me... It might be tough though since I'm not in a wheelchair.

[AZZERAE]

It might be tough [to kill me] since I'm not in a wheelchair.

The extent of that undershot jaw should get you cleared for disability in the Left Coast.

[Corona Kitty]

I would still never be mistaken for a chubby white girl. Black guys would probably hit on you with those titties you've got out here.

[K_Dubb]

How loose is your asshole? I think you deserve a new nickname - how's "Rosebud"?

This is all my fault, papi.  It is only because you are hot, and kind to me.  I am so sorry.  If you need to kick me around a little, I understand.

[Corona Kitty]

This is all my fault, papi.  It is only because you are hot, and kind to me.  I am so sorry.  If you need to kick me around a little, I understand.

What do you make of these alleged straight men who seem to fantasize entirely on anal sex?

[K_Dubb]

What do you make of these alleged straight men who seem to fantasize entirely on anal sex?

They secretly want to be dominated.

[Corona Kitty]

They secretly want to be dominated.

That is something I did contemplate... a lot of them want to be sexually dominated like a young Anderson Cooper.  Half of these guys here who have issues with me, probably want me to fuck them.

[AZZERAE]

I don't have a beef with [you,] Azzerae.

[K_Dubb]

That is something I did contemplate... a lot of them want to be sexually dominated like a young Anderson Cooper.  Half of these guys here who have issues with me, probably want me to fuck them.

I have often seen it.  Act all disgusted in public but once you are alone with them it is spank me daddy.

[AZZERAE]

I would still never be mistaken for a white girl. Black guys would probably hit on you...

Actually, that's happened before.

[AZZERAE]

This is all my fault, papi.  It is only because you are hot, and kind to me. I am so sorry. If you need to kick me around a little, I understand.

Keeping it a buck, while I'm not at all impressed with your shenanigans of late, I know that slapping you around would give you a woody. And I'd rather not engage in that kind of thing right now.

[AZZERAE]

What do you make of these alleged straight men who seem to fantasize entirely on anal sex?

You bed men for money so that you can say you rock Armani, so its odd to me that you're so ideologically partial to heterosexual anal sex. The mind boggles.

[K_Dubb]

Keeping it a buck, while I'm not at all impressed with your shenanigans of late, I know that slapping you around would give you a woody. And I'd rather not engage in that kind of thing right now.

I am talking to Michael Decon.  He is papi, you are bunny.

[Corona Kitty]

With all the weird stalking that goes on between you and people on ellgab, I'm surprised no other photos of me have been posted.

[Corona Kitty]

You bed men for money so that you can say you rock Armani, so its odd to me that you're so ideologically partial to heterosexual anal sex. The mind boggles.

Some of the weirdest allegations coming from strange homosexual men from south africa... the internet is a wonderful place.

[AZZERAE]

I am talking to Michael Decon. He is papi, you are bunny.

I know, but you quoted my post - and phrased it very convincingly - as a reply to me.

[Corona Kitty]

I am talking to Michael Decon.  He is papi, you are bunny.

He's desperate for attention again, I think you might need to spend some alone time with him.

[AZZERAE]

With all the weird stalking that goes on between you and people on ellgab, I'm surprised no other photos of me have been posted.

You claim they're all over the net. Why not post some as proof that you don't give a shit?

[Corona Kitty]

You claim they're all over the net. Why not post some as proof that you don't give a shit?

It's better making you upset.

[AZZERAE]

Some of the weirdest allegations coming from strange homosexual men from south africa... the internet is a wonderful place.

I'm secure enough in my sexuality to not have to explain my proclivities, and educated enough to not care whether or not others' perceptions of me align with cold, hard reality.

[AZZERAE]

It's better making you upset.

Yeah, well, erm ... I'm not. So there goes that.

[Corona Kitty]

I'm secure enough in my sexuality to not have to explain my proclivities, and educated enough to not care whether or not others' perceptions of me align with cold, hard reality.

That's fantastic Azzerae.

[Corona Kitty]

Yeah, well, erm ... I'm not. So there goes that.

That's very lovely Azzerae.

[AZZERAE]

I just realised how apropos the sub header of your show is! End of Days: The Michael Decon Program. You are a script running on a server! You are a computer program. You are not a human being! This is why you cannot inflect, express emotion appropriately and it is why Lee recommends you seek a vocal coach. Of course, being a robot, no vocal coaching would ever aid your emotionless voice. This is quite the Eureka moment!

Edit: "Everyone knows, I was born in front of a computer." - Actual quote from the Michael Decon.

[AZZERAE]

That's fantastic Azzerae.

That's very lovely Azzerae.

This is A grade banter, right here, folks!



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