Satan Breathes Within Me

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:20:15 PM

Quote from: Avi on February 25, 2015, 05:13:05 PM
Hmm. Since you claim that "Satan breathes within" you, haven't you already met him? These statements appear a tad contradictory, unless he's just breathing without bothering to introduce himself. If that's the case, I, for one, am not impressed.

i will meet him in a different way when i die. in a different mode of perception.
thats fine that you arent impressed, but i wanted to answer you.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:21:45 PM

when other people die, they meet their deceased loved ones. when i die, i will not meet deceased loved ones, i will meet satan who breathes within me in life but will lead me into dark yonder in death.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:22:32 PM

i know him now as we are one, but in death i will know him as a separate entity is the point.

Avi · February 25, 2015, 05:23:40 PM

Quote from: pate on February 25, 2015, 05:16:58 PM
Satan is a mouth-breather like his minion igNorrie.

Well, your version of Satan is all hipster with multi-media, a much better prospect for leading minions astray, perhaps.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:23:40 PM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 25, 2015, 05:14:03 PM
Didn't we have these posts 3 months ago?

no

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:24:14 PM

Quote from: Avi on February 25, 2015, 05:23:40 PM
Well, your version of Satan is all hipster with multi-media, a much better prospect for leading minions astray, perhaps.

satan will murder hipsters

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:26:31 PM

hipsters, liberals, communists and feminists will all die by satans hand

Daggit · February 25, 2015, 05:41:21 PM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 25, 2015, 05:14:03 PM
Didn't we have these posts 3 months ago?

Pretty much.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,7254.0.html

gnooryblows was called out for being a pussy then and not owning his libelous accusations against Art.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 05:45:56 PM

Quote from: Daggit on February 25, 2015, 05:41:21 PM
Pretty much.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,7254.0.html

gnooryblows was called out for being a pussy then and not owning his libelous accusations against Art.

i didnt make any accusations you fuckin retard. i read what i read on the internet whatever. i dont give a fuck about you, you WILL fucking choke, bitch. you fat, fat bitch. choke you fat, fat, fat bitch. choke you fat, fat, fat bitch.

pate · February 25, 2015, 05:53:30 PM

Quote from: gnooryblows on February 25, 2015, 05:45:56 PM
... you fat, fat bitch. choke you fat, fat, fat bitch. choke you fat, fat, fat bitch.

That spell is not in the Necronomicon, so I highly doubt that it will work.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 06:05:16 PM

Quote from: pate on February 25, 2015, 05:53:30 PM
That spell is not in the Necronomicon, so I highly doubt that it will work.

the necronomicon is a fictional book. the reality is the intention is what will make him choke. my intention is for him to choke. through my force of will, it will be done.

Mind Flayer Monk · February 25, 2015, 06:39:22 PM

Satan's NHL career

Right Wing.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8459534

Daggit · February 25, 2015, 06:42:01 PM

Quote from: gnooryblows on February 25, 2015, 06:05:16 PM
the necronomicon is a fictional book. the reality is the intention is what will make him choke. my intention is for him to choke. through my force of will, it will be done.

I blend all my food and drink it to avoid falling victim to girly choking spells cast by pussys like you.

Jokes on you bitch.

Mind Flayer Monk · February 25, 2015, 06:46:06 PM

Satan shot lefty, and that got me thinking of the all time lefty-righty team. Found this post at: http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/archive/index.php/t-1667677.html

Right

Bernie Geoffrion- Mario Lemieux - Gordie Howe
Charlie Conacher - Stan Mikita - Guy Lafleur
Marcel Dionne - Steve Yzerman - Mike Bossy
Andy Bathgate - Henri Richard - Bill Cook

Eddie Shore - Chris Chelios
Earl Seibert - Dit Clapper
Al MacInnis - Tim Horton

Charlie Gardiner
Bill Durnan

Left

Bobby Hull - Wayne Gretzky - Maurice Richard
Ted Lindsay - Jean Beliveau - Jaromir Jagr
Mark Messier - Howie Morenz - Phil Esposito
Joe Sakic - Bryan Trottier - Bobby Clarke

Bobby Orr - Doug Harvey
Ray Bourque - Nicklas Lidstrom
Denis Potvin - Red Kelly

Dominik Hasek
Patrick Roy

Ray Bourque vs Al MacInnis-thats something to think about.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 06:49:03 PM

Quote from: Daggit on February 25, 2015, 06:42:01 PM
I blend all my food and drink it to avoid falling victim to girly choking spells cast by pussys like you.

Jokes on you bitch.

thats a fuckin lie. funny how you dont take it seriously now, but wait until it happens. you will rue the day when you picked a fight with me.

pate · February 25, 2015, 06:57:00 PM

real genius rue the day YouTube2

Daggit · February 25, 2015, 07:06:37 PM

Quote from: gnooryblows on February 25, 2015, 06:49:03 PM
thats a fuckin lie. funny how you dont take it seriously now, but wait until it happens. you will rue the day when you picked a fight with me.

I'm shitting my pants just thinking about it.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 07:10:34 PM

Quote from: Daggit on February 25, 2015, 07:06:37 PM
I'm shitting my pants just thinking about it.

good you are gonna shit your pants after you choke too. cuz thats what people do when the life leaves them. they lose control of their bowels. satan will see to it that this happens to you.

Heather Wade · February 25, 2015, 07:28:36 PM

Quote from: gnooryblows on February 25, 2015, 07:10:34 PM
good you are gonna shit your pants after you choke too. cuz thats what people do when the life leaves them. they lose control of their bowels. satan will see to it that this happens to you.

You are trying to impress people with this crap? Why don't you do something really impressive and get a job and a place to live?

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 07:52:05 PM

Quote from: (Redacted) on February 25, 2015, 07:28:36 PM
You are trying to impress people with this crap? Why don't you do something really impressive and get a job and a place to live?

i live in the woods. i live in a snow fort. i live in the trees. i live whereever i am. i live in a house if im able to. i live in a tent if i need to. i live in a sleeping bag under the stars if the weather is right. what you describe as being necessities reveals your WEAKNESS.
the WEAK will never understand the the STRONG do not need the bullshit they need. i dont need your shit bitch. i dont need your house. i dont need your job. im better than that shit, you understand? that shit is for weak pathetic babymakers like yourself.
every animal needs to stand on its own two or four feet out in the elements, but most human animals, and ESPECIALLY human females do not do so. tooooooo fuckin weak. whatchoo gon do bitch when you dont have THE SYSTEM, THE GOVERNMENT to protect you.
you are selling you and your OFFSPRINGS labor into SLAVERY through your weakness. the government does not PROTECT you, it exploits you. The system does not PROTECT you, it EXPLOITS you.
if women werent too fuckin stupid to understand that, there might be hope for the human race.
if you keep trollin meh threads bitch, imma have no choice but to deduce that want my shit. but you know what? i would not give it to you bitch

The General · February 25, 2015, 07:52:39 PM

Quote from: gnooryblows on February 25, 2015, 05:26:31 PM
hipsters, liberals, communists and feminists will all die by satans hand

While I share your disdain for the unwashed,
I gotta tell ya bro, you should lighten up a little.
It's just the internet.

bateman · February 25, 2015, 07:54:40 PM

It's really interesting to see a psychotic break happen in real time.

gnooryblows · February 25, 2015, 08:01:17 PM

Quote from: bateman on February 25, 2015, 07:54:40 PM
It's really interesting to see a psychotic break happen in real time.

http://joyofsatan.org/