Kim Jung Un not seen in over a month

[zeebo]

Hey, wowwwwwww there mistr... You reported me for farting, and deliberately wearing a pair of socks inside out.

Future generations must decide which was the bigger crime.

[MV/Liberace!]

reported.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Future generations must decide which was the bigger crime.

It was for the farting.  The socks had nothing to do with it.

[b_dubb]

reported.

Awwwwww why you gotta be like dat

[zeebo]

It was for the farting.  The socks had nothing to do with it.

Sorry, it's too early to make that call.   See, you're trapped in your own era, limited by a social context which constrains us all. 

Only a historical perspective by a very many under-employed historians, biographers, philosophers, ethicists and the like can one day make that determination.  Fear not though - your view will be incorporated in their anaysis, but only as part of the complexities surrounding The Great Question.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Sorry, it's too early to make that call.   See, you're trapped in your own era, limited by a social context which constrains us all. 

Only a historical perspective by a very many under-employed historians, biographers, philosophers, ethicists and the like can one day make that determination.  Fear not though - your view will be incorporated in their anaysis, but only as part of the complexities surrounding The Great Question.

I'm the one who reported him, so I oughta know!  I don't need my actions explained to me by a bunch of smarty pants eggheads.  It was the farting.  And he's darn lucky it didn't scorch his socks, because I'm pretty sure he'd been eating kimchee and pickled herring. 

[pate]

Apparently, it wasn't the voting public (such as they have) but high heels and a Napolean complex of sorts:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Korean-Dictator-Kim-Jong-un-Breaks-Ankles-Because-of-Cheese-Addiction-and-High-Heels-Report-460468.shtml

Read it on the intartubes as have you, if you read that...

I'd honestly never heard of "cheese addiction" but it seems to explain my problems dealing with this place...  I seek counseling, but it is difficult.  Would you trust a "Cheese addict(former)" in any capacity?

Neither myself...

Still seems somewhat plausible based on my understanding and acquaintance with Communards...

[cweb]

Nah, he's been playing Starcraft 2 all this time.

[George49]

When is Ed Lames gonna chime in with his take on what happened to Kim Jung? Like to see how he spins it.