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[wr250]

A coffee cup with the statement: Taintco, even when it's clean, it's dirty.

new from taintco better then ever, more lifelike  ass candy with ears:

[UnscreenedCaller]

Someone had to do it

[MV/Liberace!]

Someone had to do it

oh boy.  does zazzle sell pink socks???

[MV/Liberace!]

The new shirt, sans terrorist, is now available.  As mentioned previously, you can choose any shirt color you like.

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[jazmunda]

The new shirt, sans terrorist, is now available.  As mentioned previously, you can choose any shirt color you like.

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Does it come in Noory Shoe Polish Jet Black?

[MV/Liberace!]

Does it come in Noory Shoe Polish Jet Black?

yes, and the text is equally black, so that should work out really well for you.

[UnscreenedCaller]

What are the chances some sweet old church lady with a prayer circle and no internet will see "Pray for goatse" and write the name down in the church prayer request book?

[MV/Liberace!]

What are the chances some sweet old church lady with a prayer circle and no internet will see "Pray for goatse" and write the name down in the church prayer request book?

wasn't that the purpose behind this whole endeavor?

[paladin1991]

wasn't that the purpose behind this whole endeavor?

*slow blink*  What do you mean purpose?  There's a purpose to all this?

[jazmunda]

[wr250]

*slow blink*  What do you mean purpose?  There's a purpose to all this?

he wanted to make 10's of dollars

[UnscreenedCaller]

wasn't that the purpose behind this whole endeavor?

[bigchucka]

sup, nigga.

yes, and the text is equally black, so that should work out really well for you.

Is it wrong that as soon as I read the second quote, I remembered the first one?

[MV/Liberace!]

Is it wrong that as soon as I read the second quote, I remembered the first one?

please don't try and take my basketball team away from me.

[b_dubb]

Sphinctonex - "Smells like a fart, feels like heaven"

TM of course

[aldousburbank]

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[Jackstar]

Somekind of mashup of RCH's head over top of Ray Walston's My Favorite Martian...



Except, it should say... "My Favorite Paid Liar"

-or-!

"My Favorite Terrible Scientist"

What do you think? I don't have Photoshop skills, sorry--I just have ideas, and set things on fire.

[jazmunda]

I like the plants in your garden. What do you call that particular variety?

[aldousburbank]

I like the plants in your garden. What do you call that particular variety?

I call it "jaz freekout"

[jazmunda]

I call it "jaz freekout"

I'm honored. Does it have a nutty or fruity aroma?

[aldousburbank]

I'm honored. Does it have a nutty or fruity aroma?

Yes

[jazmunda]

Yes

Great. It will go very nicely with my favorite chocolate bar.

[b_dubb]

Great. It will go very nicely with my favorite chocolate bar.

Here's another opportunity to do some photoshop mashup.

[aldousburbank]

Here's another opportunity to do some photoshop mashup.

This is good stuff here Dubster, Jazthemunda. Maybe the next GabShirt here heh. Nice rally. Really enjoyed the effort. Proud to be a part of this number. Better than a George show. Etc etc blah blah

[jazmunda]

Here's another opportunity to do some photoshop mashup.

And you have just spoiled my snack time forever.