3 Items That Will Freak Out A Late Night Cashier

[eeieeyeoh]

10 decks of cards all different and a stack of play money that sort of look real. Extra points please.

[jazmunda]

If a cashier worked at a store that sold things like gerbils, handcuffs, assless spandex and dildos, I don't think anything would shock him.

Way to kill a thread coaster.

[gbneely]

Changed it.

[eddie dean]

Nice one eddie. Extra point for Gerbil insertion.
Back at ya!
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[jazmunda]

[slippingaway]

Case of beer, case of beer, bag of diapers. Then when they say the total, count your money, look discouraged, and ask them take the diapers off.

12 guage shells, hammer, safety glasses.

[eeieeyeoh]

I have another extra points one w/bonus.

A box of birthday cake candles and a kite.

For those not informed, I found out the "official" name of that kind of UFO just the other day. It's Chinese Lantern. Basically a hot air balloon powered by birthday cake candles under one of those dry cleaners thin clear plastic bags all secured to 2 balsa wood cross-members. If done during a wind gust activity period of atmospheric fronts meeting, it can be a UFO w/lights that can defy gravity and zoom in all kinds of directions. I may lose a point having to add the bag, and you can have the bonus too. I learned about it almost 4 decades ago as a college prank, but never tried. While still in grade school, I had already built a flying saucer, and already knew UFO's and any belief in them was all hooey. Mine was ~ 3' in diameter powered by top fuel model airplane engine, could get 4" to 6" off level ground, and could have picked up tremendous speed on a hill the saucer was originally designed for in snow going down hill inverted at golf course, but never even let that thing go there after already building a soap-box derby car and trying to maintain control of it going down my parents yard.

[UnscreenedCaller]

[Agent : Orange]

Oh god

Good job to all you guys, I'm busting up over here. Haven't had a good laugh in a while.

This is the best thread EVER

[PB the Deplorable]

George Noory's recipe book, bubble bath bubbles, and a box cutter

[area51drone]

I'm sure most of you guys have done it, but it is a lot of fun to go buy an assload of toilet paper and eggs when you are a teenager.   I couldn't believe the store would sell the stuff to me, especially when that was all I was buying and it was 11pm... yet they did.   That was a great night.

[onan]

a light bulb, string, and KY jelly.

[jazmunda]

a light bulb, string, and KY jelly.

Don't clench those cheeks too tightly.

[jazmunda]

[aldousburbank]

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[UnscreenedCaller]

[jazmunda]

You should never mix beer and hard liquor.

[jazmunda]

Too soon?

[steelbot]

Too soon?

extra points ***box fans and lexusprius's glasses

[George Drooly]

OK, what happened to Falkie's threads? I never read them, and find him a royal whining pain in the ass... did something "go down"?

[eeieeyeoh]

OK, what happened to Falkie's threads? I never read them, and find him a royal whining pain in the ass... did something "go down"?

I think in terms of service thread posted a little earlier.