The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

meanwhile,
in Martinez....

THE PLOT THICKENS....

[Inglorious Bitch]

Brig, you are amazing!!

[Happier Times are Coming]

I must apologize to George....
after sharing with my staff George's recent video about his cancelled LIVE STREAM,
I took note of the fact he was "frustrated" and had a headache..:
I am going to "inbox" him immediately the cure !

waddle to his toilet.:.
drop his red shorts(tm)...
and commence to "plunging the toilet"...

works every time (for me)

LOL

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

LOL, brig!  Very funny.   The sad part is that there are a few miscreants on this forum that would probably still hit that.  Yeesh.

[Walks_At_Night]

LOL, brig!  Very funny.   The sad part is that there are a few miscreants on this forum that would probably still hit that.  Yeesh.

Like I said.  It raises some interesting questions.    A man can learn alot about himself finding that answer.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

LOL, brig!  Very funny.   The sad part is that there are a few miscreants on this forum that would probably still hit that.  Yeesh.

You rang?



I'd go a titty-fuck with him if the price was right.

The other homophobe on my to-do list is MV.  But I'm holding out for a facial with him.

[chefist]

LOL, brig!  Very funny.   The sad part is that there are a few miscreants on this forum that would probably still hit that.  Yeesh.

Ha. Yea, Brig came up with a great one.

[Radio Activity]

[chefist]

meanwhile,
in Martinez....

THE PLOT THICKENS....

Can't wait till Sunday at 7pm PT...hope you folks can make it.

[Radio Activity]

Can't wait till Sunday at 7pm PT...hope you folks can make it.

[Dr. MD MD]

[Lilith]

[Radio Activity]

[Yorkshire pud]

[Yorkshire pud]

[Yorkshire pud]

[Yorkshire pud]

[Lilith]

[Dr. MD MD]

[Lilith]

[chefist]

OMG..the old days of O'Neill...and before me, Bart Ell...

[Rally Squirrel]

Rally Squirrel,
YOU, Sir, are a GENIUS....
(you ALWAYS know "best")...
George, well, NOT so "smart"...

My left cheek could use a few more kisses.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"That's my soup.  That's my soup.  That's my soup."

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"Bare...bare...bare"

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"Poo-wap...Poo-wap...Poo-wap"

[MV/Liberace!]

The other homophobe on my to-do list is MV.  But I'm holding out for a facial with him.

Upset about Twitter?

[Corona Kitty]

What's with the leg gif, I feel left out.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Upset about Twitter?

Cleaning out some old emails to make space, and I ran across this. 

Context: I'm Bacon Bazooka, the one telling the story to another RB user; NoamChomsky is the poster known here as MagnificentBastard.  Yes, Senda really did announce that he was planning to run for Congress in 2014 and was asking for donations for that endeavor.  Apparently it was not the reality that he's a welfare cheat who cavorts with prostitutes, running for a Repub seat that dissuaded him, but someone informing him that convicted felons can't be congressmen.


Hey *****, I started an email exchange with Falkenberg:

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Hey man, I just got off the phone with the poster formerly known as NoamChomsky.  Seems that times are kind of hard right now, like they
are for you and many others (it's that fuckin Obama).  He's getting a little stressed because he can't afford hookers right now, and no one
is going to fuck him for free, amiright?  Apparently his dog hides under the couch when he's in the room.

Anyway, I thought that since both of you are kind of down in the dumps financially that I could work something out between you.  What would
you think of letting him tittyfuck you for five bucks a shot?  He could provide the butter, and you just lube those puppies up and let
him at it.  Afterwards, you could lick off the butter.  From your tits, I mean, don't get any funny ideas.  He's no queer.

Just between the two of us, I think he might go as high as ten bob if you do a good job.  Just take care of him a couple of times at the
lower rate to prime the pump first.

What do you think?  Holla back.

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Falk responded that he just put $1000 bux in the bank, bought five ounces of silver, a new iPod Touch, some books and videos and was
doing very well on welfare, thank you very much.  He only does titty-fucking with busty women and I should go away.

A couple of inboxes were exchanged, with old Falk getting more and more offended.  I copied ***** on all of them.  He said that he was
feeling rejected, so he finally dropped Falk an inbox of his own:

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to george-

What's this I hear about you turning down my offer to hang out and be bro's? We've both been posting on this site for well over a decade.
We've banged the same ho's, laughed at the same jokes, and generally had a very amenable relationship the entire time. Remember that time
you freaked out on KellyDD in chat and I was there to blow nice calm, soothing smoke up your ass so that you wouldn't whack yourself? Who
was your buddy that day? Huh? Me. That's right. On top of that, I was even one of the people willing to finance your run for Congress in
2014.

Now a titty-fuck is out of the question? Dude, I don't know what bacon bazooka's been telling you, but I'm not gay. I don't have a gay bone
in my body, and that's why I want to grease you up and titty fuck those ample man boobs of yours- to prove that I'm not gay (If I see
your tongue dart out to lick the tip, I swear to God I'll punch you right in the mouth). Titty-fucking is like leap frog or wrestling or
something, it's just harmless horseplay. I think Bacon Bazooka shooting video is a little weird myself, so I'm totally willing to
have him snap a few tasteful nudes and call it a day.

Tell you what, we'll hang out, I'll bring a tub of velveeta, and we'll see where the day takes us. That sounds fair, right? George, when it
comes right down to it, you have to give play to get play. You take one dick, you go to Congress. Not a shabby deal, if you ask me.

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Haven't heard back from Falk yet.

[ZaZa]

I have enough hate in my heart to start a car.

I HOPE you fucking heart explodes in the next in few days...

[ZaZa]

Yeah, that.  I mean, with you and me...the competitive juices really get flowing.  Every time is like makeup sex.  Hot and sweaty animal sex.  And I'm sure it's fun for the others to watch us go at it.

But this guy...this O'Hare toilet cake, fellating a pony of Thunderbird while he taps out one trite insult after another...it's like handing a Porsche to a dog.  He doesn't even have enough game to be annoying.

DigitalPigSnuggler, how are you, you old wrinkled bag with sagging tits?