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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936


ZaZa


"I wouldn't be surprised to find out Tommy was ex-LEO/military"

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 10, 2017, 10:40:18 PM

I would.
paladin1991,
but Tommy is much taller than you ;)

FallenSeraph

So here's tomorrow's inspection checklist, courtesy of the Contra Costa County Health and Human Services Department.

I've highlighted some items that concern me. Fingers crossed for you, Falkie!

Maybe you should have saved your "date day" with Kathy for AFTER this thing is finished. There's nothing better than celebratory "YASSSS! We passed our SECTION 8 inspection!!" sex.

Or so I've heard.

Quote from: Seraph2 on August 10, 2017, 10:59:13 PM
So here's tomorrow's inspection checklist, courtesy of the Contra Costa County Health and Human Services Department.

I've highlighted some items that concern me. Fingers crossed for you, Falkie!

Maybe you should have saved your "date day" with Kathy for AFTER this thing is finished. There's nothing better than celebratory "YASSSS! We passed our SECTION 8 inspection!!" sex.

Or so I've heard.
damn, I read your list...
NO toilet seat.....FAIL
clogged toilet.....FAIL
excessive "CLUTTER"...FAIL
unsanitary carpet....FAIL
excessive GREASE on walls, cabinets and floors...FAIL
various fire hazards....FAIL
Falkie's SOFA BED....FAIL
windows blocked...FAIL
:.......
I am afraid...
Falkie will NOT being enjoying "I passed my section 8 INSPECTION SEX...."

and you are so so right !
I, personally, have used the pick up line "I just passed my section 8 housing inspection and I am ready for sex" pickup line since college !

damn, and it works EVERY TIME !



Quote from: ZaZa on August 10, 2017, 07:50:45 PM
You will not be happy till you 'kill him' - till he dies.

My dick will never be harder than that moment.

You'll be able to cut glass with my nipples.


Quote from: ZaZa on August 10, 2017, 08:05:15 PM
your hate eat them all.

I have enough hate in my heart to start a car.


Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 10, 2017, 08:54:54 PM
don't be silly. this thread has made him endless. george will never die.

They have a saying here: "Bad grass never dies."

That said, I don't recall the last time I saw a 400 lb septuagenarian.  Tick tock, Senda.

Quote from: ZaZa on August 10, 2017, 08:57:37 PM
Sasha,
you must be the leading idiot here,
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Is the Casio the guy who has no front teeth and who had sex with a girl that she lied to him about her age and he got charged with having sex with underaged ??
I just read few lines about it around 3 years ago.
your thinking is so fucked up, similar to your posts about Falkie.
get a life man, you commenting on Falkie taking shit, on Falkie farthing,... really what a waste of life...what a waste of time

Get a load of this guy.  Like coaster, except not as drunk.


Lilith

I wonder if George stayed awake all night doing last minute cleaning for his inspection?

Is anyone recording/streaming live?

If so, please inbox me a link.


Quote from: brig on August 11, 2017, 04:03:09 AM
I wonder if George stayed awake all night doing last minute cleaning for his inspection?

Is anyone recording/streaming live?

If so, please inbox me a link.
Brig,
I wondered the same thing !
I also wondered if George made the long journey back from slow Kathy's apartment in Pittsburg ?
(how many buses is it George needs to take ?)

I hope George is not exhausted to the point he sleeps through his inspection ?
(that would be awful !)

I would also appreciate an inbox with the LIVE stream inspection video....

GOOD LUCK GEORGE !

I hope his inspection success doesn't come down to his sofa bed...
you know, being made up in strict military fashion...corners properly tucked and tight so a quarter will bounce on it...
(George, please don't allow the inspector(s) to peek under the sofa bed, or get close enough to smell your sheets....that might be a "deal breaker")

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Seraph2 on August 10, 2017, 10:59:13 PM
So here's tomorrow's inspection checklist, courtesy of the Contra Costa County Health and Human Services Department.

I've highlighted some items that concern me. Fingers crossed for you, Falkie!

Maybe you should have saved your "date day" with Kathy for AFTER this thing is finished. There's nothing better than celebratory "YASSSS! We passed our SECTION 8 inspection!!" sex.

Or so I've heard.

B+

I don't know why...
but I am remembering George's comment about cleaning his refrigerator....
it took a WHOLE ROLL of paper towels ?
and
he threw out all the DEAD STUFF ?

I keep food in my refrigerator....
WHAT does George keep in his ?

(and did he manage to get that "CARPET STAIN", whatever it was...squished kittie ?, cleaned up ?)

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 11, 2017, 05:29:38 AM
B+
WhiteCrow,
any ideas on what George will do....
IF he "passed" his section 8 inspection ?
or
WHEN he "FAILS" his section 8 inspection ?

(the Big Guy needs OUR love and support NOW..more than ever !)

WHEN George finds out he ....
FAILED his inspection....
what course of action is taken by the "authorities" ?

can George, with the help of his "crack legal team", plead any defense that might stand up in court ?
numb paralyzed toes ?
talking swollen knee with broken knee cap..that damn doctor didn't fix ?
his 3 to 5 crushed discs...the damn doctors didn't fix ?
his 2 to 3 ulcers..that damn doctor couldn't find ?
his inability to stand and walk...prevented him from cleaning properly...but didn't affect him from waddling to the recycle place a half mile away...or to slow Kathy's ?
his need for a house cleaner...18 1/2 hours a month...that he cannot get ?
his schedule is full...no time to clean ?
HE HAS HATERS AND TROLLS ONLINE ?

will the friendly staff at the Hacienda help George move out of Casa Senda ?

isn't that normal procedure ?

or, will George need to "borrow" slow Kathy's baby carriage ?

IF ONLY GEORGE HAD HIS PRIUS...OR THAT BIG SUV THING HE WANTED...
(he doesn't need a driver's license....he knows how to drive...and those dumb women down at the BMV still think he had a stroke anyway)

WhiteCrow

Quote from: brig on August 11, 2017, 04:03:09 AM
I wonder if George stayed awake all night doing last minute cleaning for his inspection?

Is anyone recording/streaming live?

If so, please inbox me a link.


Inbox me too please..Mrs Crow asked if I'd text her the inspection results.

Fingers and toes crossed for George'.


Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 11, 2017, 05:58:59 AM

Inbox me too please..Mrs Crow asked if I'd text her the inspection results.
do you think CNN will cover the inspection ?

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Sasha on August 11, 2017, 06:01:22 AM
do you think CNN will cover the inspection ?

I kinda doubt.. but maybe a local channel?

Lilith

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 11, 2017, 05:58:59 AM

Inbox me too please..Mrs Crow asked if I'd text her the inspection results.

Fingers and toes crossed for George'.

Will Do!  If I get a link, I will forward it to all of Georges fans who are real bellgabbers.  I'm really glad Mrs. Crow is following the situation.

Lilith

Quote from: ZaZa on August 10, 2017, 08:33:00 PM
so what's your problem in reading that post ?
lazy ?

Well, you're not a real bellgabber, so...

damon

Quote from: brig on August 11, 2017, 06:18:15 AM
Well, you're not a real bellgabber, so...
We all know that Brig is a true bellgabber. if you go google whats a real bellgabber and google will show you Ms Brig.

Lilith

Quote from: damon on August 11, 2017, 06:21:00 AM
We all know that Brig is a true bellgabber. if you go google whats a real bellgabber and google will show you Ms Brig.

Oh stop.
You're making me blush with pride.

Praise MV!

damon

I am wondering how george is doing with the apartment? whats the word? is he going to pass or fail? this is a real cliff hanger.


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