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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936

effluenza

Falkie could have garnered more sympathy from his "story" if he had only worn this pink number.

https://youtu.be/LnS4PhOCM80

Or alternatively he could have played the time old sympathy sucker by laying down in bed crippled by the shock of a home invasion.

https://youtu.be/xZj39cIfo30

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 20, 2017, 08:47:08 PM
..LOL, brig you have problemus with spellingus
I have to sendea uew to google spell check :)

..after mingling with you folks here for just few brief momentus mine hearth become as cold as iz.

,,,but regardless of my nostalgia for the sweet angelic purity, and to pizzd you-allOFF I'm going to pay for the IPAD and arrange with the Apple so his Higness Falkiness can pick it up at the store of his fat=ass convenience OR it wiil be senda :) (uew'RE bad brig) to his dump,via UPS so he can have full assurance that I was not collaborating with MV, (again).


..in mean time chew on rats you bunch of (xxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xx x xxxxxxxxxx)


Do you need his address to ship it?
If you really are going to do it.

WOTR

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 20, 2017, 05:20:27 PM
Just to piss you all Off I'm going to buy Falkie replacement IPAD.


..remember, I'm not doing this to help that stupid feral cats feeding slob -I'm doing this just to agitate you. LOL 
,,SO GIVE ME THE FUCKING SPECIFICS

let's take this game notch higher..internet wArriors though boys and girls



Well, Ms. warrior, Please remember that Falkie prefers cash to donations of goods.  If you absolutely must send him the Ipad, there are many members on this board with his physical address in Martinez.  All I ask for is proof that you actually wasted your money- I will applaud George.

On the other hand, once you get his physical address, you could always pop in to help him clean and hand deliver the Ipad.  Just remember- NOT before noon, and knock first (or you may get an eye full...

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 20, 2017, 07:34:35 PM
I understand Mrs. Crow is stocked in on supplies, from your post, for Falkie's personal cleaning, but I have a question.
will you be present while Mrs. Crow thoroughly cleans and "disinfectants" his body, I am assuming he will be naked so she can get to all the nooks and crannies and then there are those YUGE fat pads....she may require your assistance !
....and there is that really really FAT BLACK WOMAN'S ASS..that will definitely be a 2 person job !
has she purchased any steel wool, wire brushes, bug-flea bombs, bleach, various industrial strength cleaners for his hovel, Casa Senda yet ?


Mrs Crow has been reading all these posts about people that making huge donations to George.

She assumed that George was going to pay her for cleaning up his apartment. Now she finds out he is broke.

She he is demanding payment up front before traveling out to California. Geeez George would be foolish to pay someone before a service was provided

Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Any ideas? I'm not going to get caught in middle between George and Mrs Crow.  $25,000.00 is her estimate for cleaning and organizing the apartment.


Quote from: WOTR on June 20, 2017, 10:30:54 PM
Well, Ms. warrior, Please remember that Falkie prefers cash to donations of goods.  If you absolutely must send him the Ipad, there are many members on this board with his physical address in Martinez.  All I ask for is proof that you actually wasted your money- I will applaud George.

On the other hand, once you get his physical address, you could always pop in to help him clean and hand deliver the Ipad.  Just remember- NOT before noon, and knock first (or you may get an eye full...
I thought it was common knowledge...
at ANY time Sweet Kathy (the one with the YUGE undulating boobs..actually down to her knees) and George could BE NUDE on the sofa be with the kitties ..:
8 PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY HOSPITALIZED AFTER BEING BLINDED AND DIAGNOSED AS NEVER BEING RIGHT AGAIN... 5 levels above the pussy PTSD diagnosis !!!!!   

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 20, 2017, 10:40:56 PM

Mrs Crow has been reading all these posts about people that making huge donations to George.

She assumed that George was going to pay her for cleaning up his apartment. Now she finds out he is broke.

Now she is demanding payment up front before traveling out to California.

Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Any ideas? I'm not going to get caught in middle between George and Mrs Crow.
Old Crow,
not within your 3-4 hour of sobriety weekly are we ?
clean the hovel ?
I call BS !
Mrs. Old Crow was wanting to first give Falkie the once over !
WTF ?
jealous ?
afraid you will not be within your 3-4 hour window ?
very sad...
very sad.....

Left this for Georgie.

"Howie Cat1 second ago
Just go to Patreon, click the set up an account button and answer a few easy questions like your name and email. For crying out loud I just set up an account in 2 minutes."

Will it stay or will it go?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 20, 2017, 10:47:40 PM
Left this for Georgie.

"Howie Cat1 second ago
Just go to Patreon, click the set up an account button and answer a few easy questions like your name and email. For crying out loud I just set up an account in 2 minutes."

Will it stay or will it go?
GO

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 20, 2017, 10:46:28 PM
Old Crow,
not within your 3-4 hour of sobriety weekly are we ?
clean the hovel ?
I call BS !
Mrs. Old Crow was wanting to first give Falkie the once over !
WTF ?
jealous ?
afraid you will not be within your 3-4 hour window ?
very sad...
very sad.....

No BS and  I'm not jealous. But she did buy herself some new Red Shorts .. should I be concerned? She did ask about "Twitchy"

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 20, 2017, 10:40:56 PM

Mrs Crow has been reading all these posts about people that making huge donations to George.

She assumed that George was going to pay her for cleaning up his apartment. Now she finds out he is broke.

She he is demanding payment up front before traveling out to California. Geeez George would be foolish to pay someone before a service was provided

Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Any ideas? I'm not going to get caught in middle between George and Mrs Crow.  $25,000.00 is her estimate for cleaning and organizing the apartment.
Old Crow,
IF you are not passed out on the front stoop with the SED (shit eating dog) about to piss on you ...again...and then give you a kissy kissy....
please put Mrs. Crow "on" so we may converse and set a Falkie care plan up !
it's for the Falkie...and the Falkie is the reason for the season...even if he is a Joo !

WOTR

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 20, 2017, 10:40:56 PM

$25,000.00 is her estimate for cleaning and organizing the apartment.
I will happily send a money order to cover the expenses.  Just send me your address.  ;)

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 20, 2017, 10:55:43 PM
No BS and  I'm not jealous. But she did buy herself some new Red Shorts .. should I be concerned? She did ask about "Twitchy"
no...no...Old Crow...
if you are "able" please put Mrs. Crow on..
nice SED...
don't piss on the Old drunk...wait a few minutes...
nice SED.....

Quote from: WOTR on June 20, 2017, 10:58:55 PM
I will happily send a money order to cover the expenses.  Just send me your address.  ;)
WTF ?
"Donate" $159 to a local "fire freak" aka Jimmy the flame....
......problem solved

Quote from: WOTR on June 20, 2017, 10:58:55 PM
I will happily send a money order to cover the expenses.  Just send me your address.  ;)
Old Crow...:
bottom shelf Connoisseur....
I will be happy to chip in the 2.9% plus 30 cents !
just send me..
your address
your bank account number (with routing number)
your SSN
your (and Mrs. Crow's) DL photo copy
your (and Mrs. Crow's) mother's maiden names
your hobbies...besides being a bottom shelf drinker
etc..:..

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 20, 2017, 11:00:46 PM
no...no...Old Crow...
if you are "able" please put Mrs. Crow on..
nice SED...
don't piss on the Old drunk...wait a few minutes...
nice SED.....
well...
I am guessing Old Crow is a bit "under the weather"..
so, here boy.... here boy....nice SED (shit eating dog)...
here boy...good boy...
Piss on the old drunk... it's ok....
then give him (Old Crow) a big kissy kissy...
.......
.......
GOOD GOOD BOY ....

FallenSeraph

https://youtu.be/AjPcPM4OPGU

Breaking News:

1. Tomorrow's (actually now it would be today) live broadcast canceled due to heat.
2. Needed: Donations for a cat carrier on Craigslist and cat treats

I'm so confused: Doesn't he have an air conditioner in his window? I'd ask him but I'm afraid he'll call me Pilgrim again.

FallenSeraph

You know, I do have to give Falkie props for his stamina: If I had a 2,000+ page forum thread full of people mocking and criticizing my every word and action, I'd be demolished. Like, curled up in a little ball and rocking back and forth 24/7.

But he's like a weary and sometimes amicable water buffalo, occasionally brushing off all the annoying flies crawling all over him with a halfhearted flick of his tail, but mostly resigned to it.

I feel sad. I never wanted to be a fly.

JustSayAhhhh

Ppl with no money, do lots of things...
I've known it to happen where  a neighbor called police over her purse being stolen to have a great excuse not to pay all her rent.
yup.
no lie.
Seasoned scammers are privy to this. Trust that.

Anyone else notice when George lies, the story is extended as far as he can,  to make it look legit, and he yawns all most all the time when he's doing a big one. lol
yup. a big long yawn.

Poor Falkie! I've never known anyone to have so many horrible things happen to him.  Poor poor Falkie..

CozyRozie

Quote from: Pilgrim on June 21, 2017, 12:32:55 AM
You know, I do have to give Falkie props for his stamina: If I had a 2,000+ page forum thread full of people mocking and criticizing my every word and action, I'd be demolished. Like, curled up in a little ball and rocking back and forth 24/7.

But he's like a weary and sometimes amicable water buffalo, occasionally brushing off all the annoying flies crawling all over him with a halfhearted flick of his tail, but mostly resigned to it.

I feel sad. I never wanted to be a fly.

..this made me lol
nice

Quote from: Pilgrim on June 21, 2017, 12:03:25 AM
https://youtu.be/AjPcPM4OPGU

Breaking News:

1. Tomorrow's (actually now it would be today) live broadcast canceled due to heat.
2. Needed: Donations for a cat carrier on Craigslist and cat treats

I'm so confused: Doesn't he have an air conditioner in his window? I'd ask him but I'm afraid he'll call me Pilgrim again.

Falkie has an air conditioner that works but it can"t keep up in the terrible heat.  He claims to be on the verge of heat prostration,  whatever the hell that is.  I guess his prostate is overheating.  I suggested that he should build a simple frame, hang blankets from it to minimize the cooling area of the room.  My wife and I did that when we were poor college students and lived in this crappy mobile home we purchased.  It worked very well.  Falk informed me he couldn't do this because his housing authority wouldn't like it and because "there is nothing to hang the blankets on in his livingroom."  I'm glad Falkie lives in modern times.  His survival instinct is minimal, and if he had lived in more primitive times, he'd have been eaten by wolves by now.  Big black wolves ( not racist, that's the color of wolves in the olden days, you A-holes.  STFU, buy Falkie a new ipad, clean his toilet, and build him a tent).







Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxuJBb9EE_o

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

chefist

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 21, 2017, 04:48:38 AM
Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxuJBb9EE_o

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

Oh the glitter bombed worked IMO. If you remember, he didn't change his shirt for an unrelated video, but still had visible glitter on himself. HA!  ;D

Now he's blaming littlechris for stealing his ipad? Hey Falkie, I think it was Sean David Morton who did it. He's desperate for money and on the lam somewhere in Southern California. You should make a video about this. I'll bet Noory would play it on his show.

Lilith

Quote from: Pilgrim on June 21, 2017, 12:03:25 AM
https://youtu.be/AjPcPM4OPGU

Breaking News:

1. Tomorrow's (actually now it would be today) live broadcast canceled due to heat.
2. Needed: Donations for a cat carrier on Craigslist and cat treats

I'm so confused: Doesn't he have an air conditioner in his window? I'd ask him but I'm afraid he'll call me Pilgrim again.

Whaaaat?  I canceled all my plans and rescheduled all my appointments to be able to watch this live...

Lilith

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 21, 2017, 04:48:38 AM
Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxuJBb9EE_o

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

PRICELESS!!      ;D

That sure did put a smile on my face to start out the morning!

Lilith

Listen to this video and see if you don't hear windchimes.  I'm not going to say at what point(s), because I don't want to influence what other bellgabbers hear.

https://youtu.be/G2mi2q_BxnI

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 21, 2017, 05:43:58 AM
Listen to this video and see if you don't hear windchimes.  I'm not going to say at what point(s), because I don't want to influence what other bellgabbers hear.

https://youtu.be/G2mi2q_BxnI

At 0:16, 2:05 and 3:02

Do I win a prize?  :)

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 21, 2017, 05:31:01 AM
Whaaaat?  I canceled all my plans and rescheduled all my appointments to be able to watch this live...

An emergency broadcast of Martinez Tonight would solve that, right Brig? Hey Chefist, how about it?

Lilith

Quote from: Northern Lights on June 21, 2017, 06:02:58 AM
An emergency broadcast of Martinez Tonight would solve that, right Brig? Hey Chefist, how about it?

Anybody on the air talking about bellgab, I'm in!  Chefist?  MV?  Muddy? Jaz? Bateman? George? ( I know, George already said not tonight) ... Anybody?

Norm

Quote from: Pilgrim on June 21, 2017, 12:03:25 AM
https://youtu.be/AjPcPM4OPGU

Breaking News:

1. Tomorrow's (actually now it would be today) live broadcast canceled due to heat.
2. Needed: Donations for a cat carrier on Craigslist and cat treats

I'm so confused: Doesn't he have an air conditioner in his window? I'd ask him but I'm afraid he'll call me Pilgrim again.

Looking at the Google street views of 1111 Ferry st it appears none of the visible units have A/C except for what appears to be the complex office which has a central air/heat on the roof.

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