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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 05, 2018, 12:31:19 PM
Abram calls in at the four hour mark. I can't decide whether he's an epic troll from bellgab or a really nice guy.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 05, 2018, 02:07:25 PM
I listened some beginning at HOUR FOUR...
yes it went LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS !
he begins an in depth discussion (one sided, of course) with Abram...
HIS “CONTAINER COMPLEX PLANS” ARE BIZARRE !
(even for the FAT CUNT SENDA...)

WTF ?
...a 16 foot STONE WALL with some razor wire on top surrounding it ?

WTF ?
...a glass dome over the “courtyard”, with a retractable roof and giant ceiling fans ?

Another 4+ hour sludgefest?   Oh joy.   He needs to do a 1 hour show,  Like a 20 minute week in review of current events or the
latest hauls/unboxings,  a 20 minute segment on what's going on with himself - The Food Maxx Crone, why it takes a month to
get those emptyjugs pitched out, mucked up eyeball, compound plans  or whatever and then that needs to roll into a 20 minute
segment where he mixes it up and rants at the haterz and trollz.    Do it on a regular schedule and he'd get some damn viewers.   
Might even be fun if he really played up the Troll War IV aspect. 




Something I learned from King George:  A coyote will climb over a twelve foot fence.  George wants to build a sixteen foot fence.  Apparently, the coyotes won't go the extra four feet. 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:26:10 PM
Something I learned from King George:  A coyote will climb over a twelve foot fence.  George wants to build a sixteen foot fence.  Apparently, the coyotes won't go the extra four feet.

Dunno man.   Fozzy cat is pretty delicious.  Mother Nature will find a way.................


Fyodor Gutman

A non-retard would find a real home for the cats and get one (1) housecat. Like a fiscally prudent person should have one (1) device. Or would eat one (1) slice of pie.

That's assuming this adventure has 1% percent chance of actually happening. (A big if.)

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 02:30:42 PM
Dunno man.   Fozzy cat is pretty delicious.  Mother Nature will find a way.................



This is something to be considered.  I would imagine that the desert coyote, out of necessity,  is much more cunning than the one's who live closer to civilization and raid farms and whatnot.  I would imagine that they would try to everything outside of pole vaulting into that courtyard.  This is an interesting topic and I think it would be fun to have a conversation with George on chat over the matter. 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:38:37 PM
This is something to be considered.  I would imagine that the desert coyote, out of necessity,  is much more cunning than the one's who live closer to civilization and raid farms and whatnot.  I would imagine that they would try to everything outside of pole vaulting into that courtyard.  This is an interesting topic and I think it would be fun to have a conversation with George on chat over the matter.

Absolutely.

The end result should be steering him towards a more massive, Senda Dome encompassing all 80 acres.  It solves all kinds of problems.


Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 02:44:24 PM
Absolutely.

The end result should be steering him towards a more massive, Senda Dome encompassing all 80 acres.  It solves all kinds of problems.



Whoa, baby!  They are really going to have to dig deep into the Harbor Freight catalog to put together the ultimate set of tools to assemble this.

I think George's best bet is to go with the incinerating toilet which runs on diesel.  At $4.00/gallon, one of these babies can burn a load for eight cents per.  Of course, the way George likes to eat those expensive, rich peach pies, he may be putting this machine through its paces.  You have to seriously upgrade to a more expensive model if you need to use the facilities more often than the toilet cycles.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:52:16 PM
Whoa, baby!  They are really going to have to dig deep into the Harbor Freight catalog to put together the ultimate set of tools to assemble this.

$500 down and just $200 a month and it can happen.............   

Anything over that can be covered by Uncle Sam.   Call it a Mars Colony Research Center, apply and get the grant approved.

Easy, Peasey, Wheezy.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 02:44:24 PM
Absolutely.

The end result should be steering him towards a more massive, Senda Dome encompassing all 80 acres.  It solves all kinds of problems.





The Falkie 3000?

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:58:12 PM
I think George's best bet is to go with the incinerating toilet which runs on diesel.  At $4.00/gallon, one of these babies can burn a load for eight cents per.  Of course, the way George likes to eat those expensive, rich peach pies, he may be putting this machine through its paces.  You have to seriously upgrade to a more expensive model if you need to use the facilities more often than the toilet cycles.

....and may God help the incinerating toilet if any meal ever involves chicken.   

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on April 05, 2018, 02:32:50 PM
A non-retard would find a real home for the cats and get one (1) housecat. Like a fiscally prudent person should have one (1) device. Or would eat one (1) slice of pie.

That's assuming this adventure has 1% percent chance of actually happening. (A big if.)
LOL
the RETARD FAT CUNT SENDA has stated (so referring to Falkie’s rules, it must be TRUE) he intends on not only dragging his Casa Senda herd of kitties to the desert...BUT ALSO TRAPPING THE OUTSIDE KITTIES !

Totaling THIRTEEN KITTIES !
and the kitties are PRIORITY ONE...
(so get used to it SWT AND ABRAM)

oh, and my hip waders are on...
I am going “back in” to the video

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 05, 2018, 03:00:16 PM
LOL
the RETARD FAT CUNT SENDA has stated (so referring to Falkie’s rules, it must be TRUE) he intends on not only dragging his Casa Senda herd of kitties to the desert...BUT ALSO TRAPPING THE OUTSIDE KITTIES !

Totaling THIRTEEN KITTIES !
and the kitties are PRIORITY ONE...
(so get used to it SWT AND ABRAM)

'cept for Orangey Cat.  He way too bad to be Wrangled and hauled off to some desert hell.


Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 03:00:02 PM
....and may God help the incinerating toilet if any meal ever involves chicken.
I am SURE there is some type of manufacture’s disclaimer concerning that !

WhiteCrow

Please vote: copy and paste a reply

George builds a Container Compound...Yes or No?



Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51.. Yes or No?

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:58:12 PM
I think George's best bet is to go with the incinerating toilet which runs on diesel.  At $4.00/gallon, one of these babies can burn a load for eight cents per.  Of course, the way George likes to eat those expensive, rich peach pies, he may be putting this machine through its paces.  You have to seriously upgrade to a more expensive model if you need to use the facilities more often than the toilet cycles.

Senda is set on this incinerating toilet but I do not think he realizes that septic tanks take care of all of the water that goes down drains. Meaning sinks ans showers, that water does not just go back into the water supply.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 05, 2018, 03:19:06 PM
Please vote: copy and paste a reply

George builds a Container Compound...Yes or No?



Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51.. Yes or No?

George builds a Container Compound.........No:  not enough energy. It takes him multiple months to get rid of some empty cans.
Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51....Yes: but she is never heard from again publicly.


Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:58:12 PM
I think George's best bet is to go with the incinerating toilet which runs on diesel.  At $4.00/gallon, one of these babies can burn a NORMAL HUMAN load for eight cents per.  Of course, the way George likes to eat those expensive, rich peach pies, he may be putting this machine through its paces.  You have to seriously upgrade to a more expensive model if you need to use the facilities more often than the toilet cycles.
at the current cost of diesel fuel, assuming the manufacturer even rates their unit for a SENDA shit blast...what would be their projected cost per SENDADUMP ?
I say “projected” perhaps by some type of computer model...
as I doubt they invited George over for testing of their unit

damn, maybe they do make a zoo version for elephants and rhinos ?
(maybe ramping up that unit would work ?...
LOL...hell NO, I doubt even that would suffice)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 05, 2018, 03:19:06 PM
Please vote: copy and paste a reply

George builds a Container Compound...Yes or No?



Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51.. Yes or No?

Just like Latvian American eccentric Edward Leedskalnin, George taps into the secret of reverse magnetism. Container compound?! Container theme park. ;)

The person known as Heather Wade does not exist.  :(

Astronauts could 3D print tools from their own processed faeces
"Waste not, want not. A new method for turning faeces into plastic could come in handy for people living on Mars."

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2165731-astronauts-could-3d-print-tools-from-their-own-processed-faeces/

It would seem the incinerating toilet is a mistake - as would be a septic tank.  Could the lads turn George into some sort of
termite queen type thing?  They feed him a constant stream of peach lattice pies and he produces the 'raw material' to
build the Senda Dome?




Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 03:54:08 PM
Astronauts could 3D print tools from their own processed faeces
"Waste not, want not. A new method for turning faeces into plastic could come in handy for people living on Mars."

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2165731-astronauts-could-3d-print-tools-from-their-own-processed-faeces/

It would seem the incinerating toilet is a mistake - as would be a septic tank.  Could the lads turn George into some sort of
termite queen type thing?  They feed him a constant stream of peach lattice pies and he produces the 'raw material' to
build the Senda Dome?


well, I am in need of a break from Falkie’s video...

and what do I read but,
an idea of EPIC PROPORTIONS !
ABSOLUTELY EPIC !
President Trump and Congress MUST BE MADE AWARE OF THIS !

a rather inexpensive (truck loads of claim jumper lattice peach pies, purchased in massive quantities...maybe open a plant in Mexico...close by) way to BUILD THAT WALL !

are there churches close by for free food ?
do meals on wheels deliver ?
will his post office box be close enough to waddle to ?
is the local grocery store close enough to steal a shopping cart and waddle to ?
where will the nearest Starbucks (with busty adolescent blonde girls) ?
which internet provider will be rushing to provide him with service ?
will his personal caregiver make house calls to the Nevada desert ?

has George considered these small issues ?
(of course IF he has a Highlander he could delete a few)

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 05, 2018, 03:20:00 PM
Senda is set on this incinerating toilet but I do not think he realizes that septic tanks take care of all of the water that goes down drains. Meaning sinks ans showers, that water does not just go back into the water supply.

Couldn't George filter and reuse the water like they do in the international space station? They even recycle and drink their pee

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 05, 2018, 02:26:10 PM
Something I learned from King George:  A coyote will climb over a twelve foot fence.  George wants to build a sixteen foot fence.  Apparently, the coyotes won't go the extra four feet.

It's too much work, and you know how much coyotes hate work.


Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 05, 2018, 03:19:06 PM
Please vote: copy and paste a reply

George builds a Container Compound...Yes or No?



Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51.. Yes or No?
George builds a Container Compound...No. Too lazy.



Heather Wade jumps the gate at Area 51.. No. She's not going to risk getting arrested/shot.

has George considered the other threats to his kitties ?
(I don’t care about the FAT CUNT SENDA RETARD)

Animals in Nevada include for instance scorpions, mountain lions, snakes, lizards, spiders, wolves, coyotes, foxes, ground squirrels, rabbits, falcons, ravens, desert tortoise, hawks, eagles, bobcats, sheep, deer, pronghorns, geckos, owls, bats, horned toads and more.

might the FAT ONE enjoy a bit of Mayo with his horned toad ?

So if OLG=Drone=6 Week=Abrahm.  How is Abrahm on the couch and 6 Week in the chat?



A 6 Week bot would be soooooooo awesome...................

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 05, 2018, 05:00:14 PM
So if OLG=Drone=6 Week=Abrahm.  How is Abrahm on the couch and 6 Week in the chat?


He's a really good ventriloquist?

OLG might also be Justin and Little Chris.

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