The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Also, can you imagine how disgusting that coffee machine is?  The low-res video reveals little, and even so, I could see the filth.

I buy cheap coffee machines so that I can throw them away after about six months and get a new, clean coffee machine.  I'm Michael Vandeven.

Any relation to the Evil MV, scourge of decent residents of Martinez?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Trouser angles are lethal.

To say nothing of trouser trout.

[SredniVashtar]

Trouser angles are lethal.

I see. I hope you enjoyed my typo, you bastard.

By the way, on the subject of Senda's time in 'nam, you ought to watch The Deer Hunter. There's a fat bastard who got off serving because he had two bad knees. The actor's name is George Dzundza. I'm not making this up.

[3OctaveFart]

Exactly!   George should be ashamed of himself. Threw all the opportunities that were given to him away, because he felt the opportunities were not good enough for him....

He's like the guy in high school who has the mousy cute clarinet player secretly hoping she'll spend the rest of her life with him, but he still wants the cheerleader. And he'll never get it.

[Happier Times are Coming]

To say nothing of trouser trout.

as George waddles into the local corner Starbucks.....
he spots a group of busty adolescent blonde girls, giggling at a corner table...
"The Guy from Pittsburg" wastes no time...
waddling his way to the corner....
George was nude, the girls gasped in unison,"holy shit Falkie, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

end of story....

[Happier Times are Coming]

I would watch that video. I would even volunteer to help with the flashing lights and police sirens.

Brig,
that would be great !
as you get banned by George...
simply hit the key...
and bingo...FLASHING LIT RED SHORTS(tm) and POLICE SIRENS...
damn, he won't know what hit...
and you know, he is too stupid to know "what" caused a "short" in his twitchie thingy !

[Happier Times are Coming]

He's like the guy in high school who has the mousy cute clarinet player secretly hoping she'll spend the rest of her life with him, but he still wants the cheerleader. And he'll never get it.

I had NO idea slow Kathy played clarinet in HS...
(now, I might have guessed "skin flute"..)
and she was "cute"....
(I cannot believe that !)

[Yorkshire pud]

[Happier Times are Coming]

I had NO idea slow Kathy played clarinet in HS...
(now, I might have guessed "skin flute"..)
and she was "cute"....
(I cannot believe that !)

is "skin flute" considered a member of the...
"WOODwinds" ?

[Yorkshire pud]

is "skin flute" considered a member of the...
"WOODwinds" ?

We saw what you did there...And so did MV (The evil one)

[3OctaveFart]

Kathy looks more like a tuba player.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Kathy looks more like a tuba player.

are insinuating slow Kathy has "exceptional" lungs ?
mmmm, what might a girl be good at with "exceptional" lungs ?
take a big breath and stay under water for...say 5 minutes....
or....
LOL

[Happier Times are Coming]

LOL

[Yorkshire pud]

are insinuating slow Kathy has "exceptional" lungs ?
mmmm, what might a girl be good at with "exceptional" lungs ?
take a big breath and stay under water for...say 5 minutes....
or....
LOL

She didn't realise 'blow job' was a figure of speech.. and inflated Senda. The air has remained inside him ever since and explains his size...

[bateman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGTXoVqsa4

vs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6OajPBV7qY

[bateman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9g9V9x4EX8

The Master will no longer have to do videos on his iPhone like a plebeian once his beloved iPad is returned.

"It cramps your style, ya know?"

[chefist]

The Master will no longer have to do videos on his iPhone like a plebeian once his beloved iPad is returned.

"It cramps your style, ya know?"

Absolutely. The quality of the video output and content are far superior when he records using the iPad versus the iPhone. Come on.

[Lilith]

Absolutely. The quality of the video output and content are far superior when he records using the iPad versus the iPhone. Come on.

I'm curious, he has a desktop Mac, so why doesn't he use that for his videos?

He also has the MV Laptop...

With the MV Laptop, he could go live on UFOship any time he wants...

[Private Eye 94553]

Sit Rep: More intelligence gathering is taking place on a one, George Dmitri Anthony Senda.

Stay tuned and vigilant.

That is all.

[Yorkshire pud]

Sit Rep: More intelligence gathering is taking place on a one, George Dmitri Anthony Senda.

Stay tuned and vigilant.

That is all.

That shouldn't take long. Although I'm not certain being unable to work out he has to defrost fully and cook thoroughly chicken before eating classes as intelligence.

[Lilith]

Sit Rep: More intelligence gathering is taking place on a one, George Dmitri Anthony Senda.

Stay tuned and vigilant.

That is all.

Yeah, you can gather as much intelligence as you want, but George won't use it.  In fact it could set him into a rage if you suggest that he could use some.

[bateman]

Absolutely. The quality of the video output and content are far superior when he records using the iPad versus the iPhone. Come on.

While both offerings are marvels of film, the iPhone videos can be compared to Fritz Lang's Metropolis, whereas the iPad videos are more M.

Fun fact: Lang was also known as The Master of Darkness.

[Lilith]

While both offerings are marvels of film, the iPhone videos can be compared to Fritz Lang's Metropolis, whereas the iPad videos are more M.

Fun fact: Lang was also known as The Master of Darkness.

C'Mon, do us a live Senda interview.  You KNOW you want to do it!

[Yorkshire pud]

[Inglorious Bitch]

C'Mon, do us a live Senda interview.  You KNOW you want to do it!

OMG, yes! Interview him!

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

totally uncalled for

[bateman]

C'Mon, do us a live Senda interview.  You KNOW you want to do it!

That may very well happen, brig. It will be difficult to distill The Master's teachings & boundless wisdom into just one interview, though.

[chefist]

totally uncalled for

Ha. When did she record this?

[chefist]

While both offerings are marvels of film, the iPhone videos can be compared to Fritz Lang's Metropolis, whereas the iPad videos are more M.

Fun fact: Lang was also known as The Master of Darkness.

[bateman]

Looks like Ratty Patty has been snorting Comet again.