The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Norm]

He had glass or something in his foot.

That's how it starts and can eventually lead to limb amputation. George better get started on controlling his blood glucose, no pizza, bread, sugar or sugar drinks and regular finger prick checks.

[Lilith]

And he finally....changed his shorts!

Sweet Kathy had blue shorts on in her last video.  I wonder if she gave them to George?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Well, George shaved his beard off. 

...and he is surrounded by cans and stuff...

Brig,
Do you suppose George also did a bit of "manscaping" under the fat pad around the "twitchie thingy" in preparation for Sweet Kathy's impending visit this Thursday ?
Hey, another thought I just had is if George could borrow a SED (shit eating dog), not only could it clean his "turd eye" up but might also take care of his "dangling dingleberries"..
....personal hygiene is important, you know

[Happier Times are Coming]

Sweet Kathy had blue shorts on in her last video.  I wonder if she gave them to George?

I miss the RED shorts....
they are so George

[Happier Times are Coming]

Sweet Kathy had blue shorts on in her last video.  I wonder if she gave them to George?

Brig,
are you insinuating George is in Kathy's shorts ?

[Lilith]

Brig,
are you insinuating George is in Kathy's shorts ?

Who me?

[damon]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/05/california-homeless-veterans-move-into-apartment-built-from-recycled-shipping-containers.html
info for the senda monster

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am confused (not the first time concerning Falkie)..
I have heard him mention he has a sister, but in this video he mentions his mother had 13 children and a brother passed at 3 years, but he "does NOT know of the others" ?
I suppose IF I were Falkie's sibling I might wish to stay "under the radar" also.
I also am curious as to why a more responsible child was not at his mother's death bed to take control of her credit card and finances when she passed ?
I just DO NOT understand Falkie and his family ?
Is anyone able to explain ?
http://youtu.be/-GzZvtErV9E

[Lilith]

I am confused (not the first time concerning Falkie)..
I have heard him mention he has a sister, but in this video he mentions his mother had 13 children and a brother passed at 3 years, but he "does NOT know of the others" ?
I suppose IF I were Falkie's sibling I might wish to stay "under the radar" also.
I also am curious as to why a more responsible child was not at his mother's death bed to take control of her credit card and finances when she passed ?
I just DO NOT understand Falkie and his family ?
Is anyone able to explain ?
http://youtu.be/-GzZvtErV9E

I hope he doesn't respond, it could be a phishing scam...ya think?

[Rally Squirrel]

I am confused (not the first time concerning Falkie)..
I have heard him mention he has a sister, but in this video he mentions his mother had 13 children and a brother passed at 3 years, but he "does NOT know of the others" ?
I suppose IF I were Falkie's sibling I might wish to stay "under the radar" also.
I also am curious as to why a more responsible child was not at his mother's death bed to take control of her credit card and finances when she passed ?
I just DO NOT understand Falkie and his family ?
Is anyone able to explain ?
http://youtu.be/-GzZvtErV9E

Falkie's mom had quite a few kids before she had Falkie. All but his older sister died as infants.

[PB the Deplorable]

I hope he doesn't respond, it could be a phishing scam...ya think?

Replying to the email activates another MV surveillance bot.

[Lilith]

Replying to the email activates another MV surveillance bot.

Oh, OK, GOOD!

My bad.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie's mom had quite a few kids before she had Falkie. All but his older sister died as infants.

I think I remember him saying she had 13 kids. Senda is the 13th smartest of them all, even today.

[damon]

I think I remember him saying she had 13 kids. Senda is the 13th smartest of them all, even today.

Its scary that Falkie's parents had sex and 9 months later The senda monster was born. If I could go back in time with the TARDIS, I would prevent Falkie's parents having sex.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Its scary that Falkie's parents had sex and 9 months later The senda monster was born. If I could go back in time with the TARDIS, I would prevent Falkie's parents having sex.

I don't believe that you would really do this if given the chance, Damon.  You must admit that you get too much enjoyment from following The Guy From Pittsburgh's exploits, watching his videos, and interacting with his fans and Sewergabbers alike to actually wish that he wasn't around.  Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

I enjoy your videos, Damon.  Would you mind doing one where you share more about yourself?  Do you have a significant other and/or a family?  Where did you grow up, and what was your childhood like?  Are you an outgoing, social kind of guy,  or do you prefer to keep to yourself or maybe just a small group of friends?  How were you first drawn into the Musings thread?  What are the highlights of your personal interactions with The Master?  It'd be great to get to know a little more about the guy providing the entertaining commentary.

Have a nice evening, and try to stay cool and safe out there.

FRIENDSHIP.

[damon]

I don't believe that you would really do this if given the chance, Damon.  You must admit that you get too much enjoyment from following The Guy From Pittsburgh's exploits, watching his videos, and interacting with his fans and Sewergabbers alike to actually wish that he wasn't around.  Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

I enjoy your videos, Damon.  Would you mind doing one where you share more about yourself?  Do you have a significant other and/or a family?  Where did you grow up, and what was your childhood like?  Are you an outgoing, social kind of guy,  or do you prefer to keep to yourself or maybe just a small group of friends?  How were you first drawn into the Musings thread?  What are the highlights of your personal interactions with The Master?  It'd be great to get to know a little more about the guy providing the entertaining commentary.

Have a nice evening, and try to stay cool and safe out there.

FRIENDSHIP.

I will do more videos Gerry. As I said in past podcasts I'm from Roseville ca near Sacramento ca. I'm planning to do a video at Edwards afb. 

[Daggit]

I don't believe that you would really do this if given the chance, Damon.  You must admit that you get too much enjoyment from following The Guy From Pittsburgh's exploits, watching his videos, and interacting with his fans and Sewergabbers alike to actually wish that he wasn't around.  Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

I enjoy your videos, Damon.  Would you mind doing one where you share more about yourself?  Do you have a significant other and/or a family?  Where did you grow up, and what was your childhood like?  Are you an outgoing, social kind of guy,  or do you prefer to keep to yourself or maybe just a small group of friends?  How were you first drawn into the Musings thread?  What are the highlights of your personal interactions with The Master?  It'd be great to get to know a little more about the guy providing the entertaining commentary.

Have a nice evening, and try to stay cool and safe out there.

FRIENDSHIP.

Let the doxing begin.

[Daggit]

I've been away from this site for a few months. It looks like I have not missed much. I see the fat one is still creating riveting content.

[Norm]

I've been away from this site for a few months. It looks like I have not missed much. I see the fat one is still creating riveting content.

Thank you for your observations. We are concerned George is heading for a heart attack or stroke in the very near future. Are you able to make a donation to George so that he can buy more storage?

Thank you and may the gods protect you during your journey.

Hail Odin
https://youtu.be/uHfB63ln1Ig

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie's mom had quite a few kids before she had Falkie. All but his older sister died as infants.

sad

it is imperative we aid Falkie in his quest for "storage"
specifically, cryogenic storage
since today we, as a human race, are faced with the following facts..
Falkie is the LAST KNOWN Homo stultus.
1. Falkie's "thingy" only twitches, and only then at the sight of a provocative adolescent busty blonde girl at Starbucks
2. Falkie has shared Sweet Kathy no longer possesses plumbing to facilitate a pregnancy, along with the problem of possible "bleeding cooter" cancer...he left us hanging on that one

Homo stultus (meaning "stupid or foolish man") or African Homo twitchie is a near extinct (last surviving example "The Guy from Pittsburgh") chronospecies of the genus Homo that lived in eastern and southern Africa during the early Pleistocene, that is, between 1.9 million and 1.4 million years ago.[1] It is one of the earliest hominins, which are those hominidsthat comprise the original members and species of the human clade after splitting from the line of the chimpanzees. Homo stultus being the only one continually showing a much lower intelligence but devolved a unique grifting and scamming ability in order to survive in hovels, also is variously thought to be ancestral to, or as sharing a common ancestor with, or as being the same species as, Homo erectus, even though Homo stultus is unable to attain an erection, unless in the presence of adolescent Homo busty blonde females at Starbucks...and then it is a sort of twitchie semi erector thingy

cryogenic storage is the only viable option to preserve Homo stultus or the Falkie species.

"Save the Falkie" is sponsored by Onward Together chairwoman Hildebeast Clinton

[Happier Times are Coming]

if funds raised for Falkie's cryogenic storage are not sufficient to cryogenically store the "whole" Falkie, as 120 cubic feet and a tank at least 4 foot diameter would be needed and is currently unavailable.
there have been inquiries into cryogenically preserving a "partial" Falkie, perhaps a head or twitchie thingy ?
so it has been decided to vote, cast your vote
head ?
twitchie thingy ?

[WOTR]

I don't believe that you would really do this if given the chance, Damon.  You must admit that you get too much enjoyment from following The Guy From Pittsburgh's exploits, watching his videos, and interacting with his fans and Sewergabbers alike to actually wish that he wasn't around.  Search your feelings - you know it to be true.

I enjoy your videos, Damon.  Would you mind doing one where you share more about yourself?

FRIENDSHIP.

Also, your last name, age, address, social insurance number, age you first had sex and your present occupation would be helpful.

Thanks.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It looks like I have not missed much.

I read this as "It looks like I was not missed much."

Both statements are true, as it turns out.

[Happier Times are Coming]

UPDATE !
voting results so far
twitchie thingy...3 votes
Falkie's head..   1 vote

remember it is not too late to let your voice be heard !
only ONE vote per individual !
that mean you Falkie !...
damn, attempting to influence the voting by voting 23 times for the twitchie thingy

Onward Together Foundation
....our stated goal is to save Homo stultus

"be said out there"

FREINDSHIP++++++++++++++++++++

[Happier Times are Coming]

UPDATE

twitchie thingy.....4 votes
Falkie's head.......2 votes
Falkie's big toe....1 vote

[Happier Times are Coming]

UPDATE

twitchie thingy.....4 votes
Falkie's head.......2 votes
Falkie's big toe....1 vote

CORRECTION
Falkie's big toe CHANGED to...
Falkie's dangling dingleberries

[nooryisawesome]

Well, George shaved his beard off. 

...and he is surrounded by cans and stuff...

That is a good looking man. I wouldn't be suprised if all the tension between Senda and Patty was due to Patty's sexual attraction to George.

I am also suprised that no female bellgabber is not jumping at the opportunity to make their way down to Casa Senda to help clean.

[WhiteCrow]

That is a good looking man. I wouldn't be suprised if all the tension between Senda and Patty was due to Patty's sexual attraction to George.

I am also suprised that no female bellgabber is not jumping at the opportunity to make their way down to Casa Senda to help clean.

Roswells... A female with a "car" could have the Big Guy all to herself. There must be at least one Bellgab  Big Girl that thinks George is HOT!

[Lilith]

That is a good looking man. I wouldn't be suprised if all the tension between Senda and Patty was due to Patty's sexual attraction to George.

I am also suprised that no female bellgabber is not jumping at the opportunity to make their way down to Casa Senda to help clean.

One would think there would be many!

There's plenty of George to go around.

[Lilith]

Roswells... A female with a "car" could have the Big Guy all to herself. There must be at least one Bellgab  Big Girl that thinks George is HOT!

Don't forget the house with some land part.