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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 24, 2017, 08:34:09 PM
Fuck him with those glasses.
I thought Falkie was swinging "another way"
(did you notice the package on the floor containing a....
Rectal dilator)
A rectal or anal dilator is a medical device to open and relax the internal/external anal sphincter and rectum to facilitate medical inspection or facilitate retail penetration i.e. "rectal probing", otherwise known as getting a big bad BLACK (NOT RACIST, just it's color) KIELBASA BIG UN courtesy of BIG LEROY, AL, MR. BIG, SLONG MAN, THE BIG D, ANDRE', "G", ALABASTARD, LONG JON, SLOPPY AND SLAM in the slammer.

an off the cuff observation
how would you like to be the Great Great Grandson of....
the World Renowned Dr. Young !
(delveloper and marketer of the "World Renowned Dr. Young Retal Dilator", on the other hand if you are a GAY MALE it could prove to be a great conversation topic. )

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 24, 2017, 06:42:47 PM
all I need is a $240 "donation" for my $150 glasses....
(if only all my SUSCRIBERS would "donate" 33 cents each...if only)

You can get a pair of glasses for very cheap off of Zenni and other website yes. They have bi-focal transition lenses etc that Falkie wears. He doesn't need to spend that much for glasses he will break in months anyway. He can buy 4 or 5 for that price.

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on May 24, 2017, 09:50:06 PM
You can get a pair of glasses for very cheap off of Zenni and other website yes. They have bi-focal transition lenses etc that Falkie wears. He doesn't need to spend that much for glasses he will break in months anyway. He can buy 4 or 5 for that price.
HATER !!
(I hope you realize George is running a scam...
extra "donation" will be put to good use)

Quote from: brig on May 24, 2017, 03:19:14 PM
George educates us about email spam today.

https://youtu.be/_BDuwaGQLz0

It was great to see The Master laughing and "hav[ing] some fun" (as Mr. Noory would say) once again after the sadness and despair he was feeling last week following the unfortunate passing of Pinky, the little stray kitty.

Careful listeners may have caught where George divulged the identities of the new and improved Circle of Trust (plus Justin) that he's been inboxing - none other than BellGab's own Jazmunda and Curtis!  If Ol' Gerry, SWT(tm), and BellGab's area51drone had to be replaced, he couldn't have picked two nicer or more deserving guys.  Sincere congratulations, fellas!

FRIENDSHIP.


Norm

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 24, 2017, 09:53:07 PM
HATER !!
(I hope you realize George is running a scam...
extra "donation" will be put to good use)

Tee shirts and red shorts are NOT cheap!

Norm

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 24, 2017, 06:42:47 PM
all I need is a $240 "donation" for my $150 glasses....
(if only all my SUSCRIBERS would "donate" 33 cents each...if only)

All he needs are few more suckers to scam while woofing down some more falkie brain food.


Lilith

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 24, 2017, 07:27:51 PM
Why is his shirt inside out?

Well, he probably got some mayo or something on it, and gets an extra day of use before washing by turning it inside out.

Lilith

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on May 24, 2017, 10:08:37 PM
It was great to see The Master laughing and "hav[ing] some fun" (as Mr. Noory would say) once again after the sadness and despair he was feeling last week following the unfortunate passing of Pinky, the little stray kitty.

Careful listeners may have caught where George divulged the identities of the new and improved Circle of Trust (plus Justin) that he's been inboxing - none other than BellGab's own Jazmunda and Curtis!  If Ol' Gerry, SWT(tm), and BellGab's area51drone had to be replaced, he couldn't have picked two nicer or more deserving guys.  Sincere congratulations, fellas!

FRIENDSHIP.

I look forward to what the new circle will have to contribute to Georges thread.  I really miss the old circle, but will keep an open mind...


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Yorkshire Pudiphile on May 24, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
First, that can't be the Hacienda de Fatso.  Too clean, looks like actual humans might live there.
Second, dick head, your link requires a 'key' to function.  Great sendamimicry.

Yes it is Senda's place, and I posted the photo too. The link is only the photo in google streetview. Don't get your silky lace panties in a wad.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on May 24, 2017, 10:12:42 PM
http://youtu.be/knuGmNLh8XA

Until now, Senda has never heard of Morrisey. So he won't know that by and large the two of them have very little in common other than this rant. To describe him as a singer is a bit like saying Senda has grasped hygiene.

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 08:03:59 AM
I look forward to what the new circle will have to contribute to Georges thread.  I really miss the old circle, but will keep an open mind...
Brig,
Falkie is AGAIN MISSING ANOTHER GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY RIGHT IN FRONT HIM by not asking you to join his "New and Improved Circle of Trust".
IMHO, you would be well suited to "serve the Master" as a combination "Chief of Staff and Royal Gate Keeper" (and possibly his Social Media Advisor)
*would you consider if Falkie BEGGED inquired politely if you would consider ?

Brig,
Which would be your choice, for George to use, in his YouTube productions, to generate support for George's latest grif ...err need for new glasses ?

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 08:52:13 AM
Brig,
Falkie is AGAIN MISSING ANOTHER GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY RIGHT IN FRONT HIM by not asking you to join his "New and Improved Circle of Trust".
IMHO, you would be well suited to "serve the Master" as a combination "Chief of Staff and Royal Gate Keeper" (and possibly his Social Media Advisor)
*would you consider if Falkie BEGGED inquired politely if you would consider ?

I'm afraid I have been irredeemably banned, so...

But thank you for thinking so well of me.

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 09:09:47 AM
Brig,
Which would be your choice, for George to use, in his YouTube productions, to generate support for George's latest grif ...err need for new glasses ?

I think George looks better in blue, with a beard.

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 10:10:42 AM
I think George looks better in blue, with a beard.
I would tend to agree with you on the beard as it gives him an appearance of an elder statesman, respectability, knowledge, authority and character.
* Brig, what you think about my idea for George to adopt the Nigel Bruce "Dr. Watson" look of an English gentleman ? (I think it would fit perfectly!)

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 02:17:00 PM
I would tend to agree with you on the beard as it gives him an appearance of an elder statesman, respectability, knowledge, authority and character.
* Brig, what you think about my idea for George to adopt the Nigel Bruce "Dr. Watson" look of an English gentleman ? (I think it would fit perfectly!)

I like it, but I'm not sure that sort of attire comes in Georges size.

Lilith

I'm really sorry to have to say this, but it looks like George has some serious up and coming paranormal youtube competition emerging.  He better step up his game in a hurry.

http://bellgab.com/random-topics/my-funny-voynich-video-house-of-d'este-style/msg1052983/?topicseen#msg1052983

https://youtu.be/QDd3Ut2aPCc

https://youtu.be/ZUPAQw2VBJo

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 02:32:20 PM
I like it, but I'm not sure that sort of attire comes in Georges size.
Ahhh, Brig, NEVER underestimate the ability of a great English Tailor!
They have years of experience in fitting the "odd" Brit of all sizes !
**now, if ONLY we could find a connection in Great Britain that would be able to hook Falkie up with a tailored Tweed Gentleman's Suit, appropriate hat, cane etc.

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 04:08:29 PM
Ahhh, Brig, NEVER underestimate the ability of a great English Tailor!
They have years of experience in fitting the "odd" Brit of all sizes !
**now, if ONLY we could find a connection in Great Britain that would be able to hook Falkie up with a tailored Tweed Gentleman's Suit, appropriate hat, cane etc.

I'll leave that mission in your capable hands.  :)

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 03:50:22 PM
I'm really sorry to have to say this, but it looks like George has some serious up and coming paranormal youtube competition emerging.  He better step up his game in a hurry.

http://bellgab.com/random-topics/my-funny-voynich-video-house-of-d'este-style/msg1052983/?topicseen#msg1052983

https://youtu.be/QDd3Ut2aPCc

https://youtu.be/ZUPAQw2VBJo
I read a book years ago about the Voynich Manuscript and thought the book itself was interesting, was left concluding it was probably a "manufactured document" in nonsense script and botanical drawings for profit...sell to a wealthy collector, intellect or royal..
but utter BS, as most drawings are not identified and script has not been identified using modern linguistics and computers, thus I conclude BS for $$$$ profit !
SCAMMERS...."George's Type" have been around since the dawn of time

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 04:12:50 PM
I'll leave that mission in your capable hands.  :)
Brig,
A capable, knowledgeable lady's opinion is ALWAYS A VALUABLE COMMODITY when one undertakes such a task !
*perhaps just an extra set of eyes and thoughtful input to guide the tailor in his monumental task ?

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 04:18:24 PM
Brig,
A capable, knowledgeable lady's opinion is ALWAYS A VALUABLE COMMODITY when one undertakes such a task !
*perhaps just an extra set of eyes and thoughtful input to guide the tailor in his monumental task ?

I'd love to help you Happy, but George couldn't afford me I'm afraid.

Quote from: brig on May 25, 2017, 04:23:00 PM
I'd love to help you Happy, but George couldn't afford me I'm afraid.
Brig,
You are UNDERESTIMATING George's ability to find ways...errr "donations" ....to afford what he "needs" in order to become a success !
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE "THE FALKIE"
.....just name your price to assist George and his tailor

As a last resort I am looking into organ donations for profit in order to assist George (his organs, NOT mine)....
so far no takers
*very surprised look on my face as I type this

note: since George has mentioned his "Kielbasa" no longer works, I thought I might pull a fast one for George and offer it for sale
*DAMN, STILL NO REPLIES ! Oh, Bellgabers ? ANY interest ? (maybe even to have a taxidermist "mount"...get it.... over your fireplace ?)

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on May 25, 2017, 04:35:52 PM
Brig,
You are UNDERESTIMATING George's ability to find ways...errr "donations" ....to afford what he "needs" in order to become a success !
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE "THE FALKIE"
.....just name your price to assist George and his tailor

I'm afraid there is no price.  It would take too much valuable time away from reading posts on bellgab.

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