The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

Falkie probably is not aware that the federal government (post 9-11, as part of passed legislation) tracks people who are constantly contacting various police agencies for the purpose of reporting innocent citizens for crimes against Falkie.
my cousin is a federal Marshall and after discussing Falkie at our family Christmas dinner called me two days later and laughing hysterically told me Falkie has a four page dossier in the data base.
he is listed as PMI (probable mental illness) and UEC (use extreme caution when interacting with)
what would think reading this after getting a phone call from Falkie ?

Now that is fucking funny. 

[paladin1991]

I realized it was actually Klingon. When he said it had been years since he hung out wit security at Star Trek conventions he basically said he was trying to speak Klingon.

Code for he was not allowed into the convention and was stopped at the front door by security where he harangued them for hours about how important he was and that, "Lenny Nimoy and Shat were waiting on him."

[WOTR]

I only started learning English when I was 7, and Mr Cunt is of course a native speaker, so I'd rather make sure I understand everything before bashing him with a fire iron.

Rally Squirrel will be along shortly to explain that while the cat food pile of money was short last month, the pile of money to replace useless junk lost under piles of other useless junk was topped up in anticipation of this new year purchase.  Kathy's pile of money for a toaster was sadly depleted while the pile for a nintendo was getting pretty high.)

You just need to prioritize (is your "fire iron" pile almost topped up to sufficient levels?  If not, you might be very successful starting a donation drive for that particular tool providing you put it to good use.

[Lilith]

I heard George say something about getting back to doing his News videos.  I came across this one just recently, and thought he might find it a useful example of good journalism, and might want to use some of their tips and tricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTu150QZw

[Ciardelo]

I heard George say something about getting back to doing his News videos.  I came across this one just recently, and thought he might find it a useful example of good journalism, and might want to use some of their tips and tricks.

So it's a news item that combines information with expecting a government handout? You have quite a keen eye brig!

FRIENDSHIP

[Lilith]

So it's a news item that combines information with expecting a government handout? You have quite a keen eye brig!

FRIENDSHIP

...AND, They actually get out there and do their own original news story, and their own reporting.

FRIENDSHIP.

[Ciardelo]

...AND, They actually get out there and do their own original news story, and their own reporting.

FRIENDSHIP.

oh! So he can't just sit there and read web pages out loud? I like the way the news pronouncers read out twitter feeds too! I guess that is out as well?

TRUST

[Lilith]

oh! So he can't just sit there and read web pages out loud? I like the way the news pronouncers read out twitter feeds too! I guess that is out as well?

TRUST

Well, he has the poteneial to do even better than that, and read bellgab posts.
Of course, he would have to remember his password to have live, in real time, postal interaction.

I worry to think what George would do if he ever forgot his YouTube password. 

[Rally Squirrel]

Rally Squirrel will be along shortly to explain that while the cat food pile of money was short last month, the pile of money to replace useless junk lost under piles of other useless junk was topped up in anticipation of this new year purchase.  Kathy's pile of money for a toaster was sadly depleted while the pile for a nintendo was getting pretty high.)

You just need to prioritize (is your "fire iron" pile almost topped up to sufficient levels?  If not, you might be very successful starting a donation drive for that particular tool providing you put it to good use.

He has 2 piles. One is useless junk the other is replacing useless junk. He was going to use the second pile to replace the big Noorey mustache that Kathy broke but he is skipping over that and letting the pile grow.

The reason that he has not disposed of the MV laptop is because he has not saved enough to replace it. One possession can not leave without being replaced. He needs every one of his possessions.

[Rally Squirrel]

Does Falkie still come on this website?

Falkie has not come on anything in years. At best it just twitches.

[21st Century Man]

Falkie has not come on anything in years. At best it just twitches.

Ewwww!  And how would you know? Have you actually seen it?  You sound like you are much too familiar with it.

[akwilly]

Falkie has not come on anything in years. At best it just twitches.

Falkie is the true master of tantric.

[littlechris]

Falkie has not come on anything in years. At best it just twitches.

I want to cum in falkie's mouth like the black men in jail did. 

[21st Century Man]

I want to cum in falkie's mouth like the black men in jail did.

You, my friend, are one sick puppy.

[Rally Squirrel]

Ewwww!  And how would you know? Have you actually seen it?  You sound like you are much too familiar with it.

It is true, Falkie has kept his erectile dysfunction a closely guarded secret. Very few know anything about it.

[21st Century Man]

Too many people on this thread are far too interested in Falkie sexually.  I think I must bid adieu.

[ONeill]

It has been 3 years since this great announcement.

I had 3 incidents yesterday where I coughed so hard and so much I had accidents. I told you I am still sick.
I thank someone for Immodium.

I was thinking at the time that :

" I've farted and I can't get up ! "

[Ciardelo]

Too many people on this thread are far too interested in Falkie sexually.  I think I must bid adieu.

I hear Tesla had the same problem.

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay, I recieved this. Anyone with more details?

                         Operation: Nintendo intention.

   Greetings (several redacted names),

        Thanks and gratitude go to you all for successfully installing the (redacted) and (redacted) into 'Droopy's' new Nintendo toy. As we know, we almost lost the opportunity when the delivery didn't go to plan, but (redacted) came good and she managed to get things put in place. I'm still waiting for an update from (redacted) to tell me when 'owl' and 'pepistrelle' going live. Hopefully 'Droopy' will tell us things about 'Tony', and discuss with 'Betty Boo' things we can quote for the forum.

Well done all!

(Cabal code: Insert 2017).

That is all.
,

[Lilith]

Okay, I recieved this. Anyone with more details?

                         Operation: Nintendo intention.

   Greetings (several redacted names),

        Thanks and gratitude go to you all for successfully installing the (redacted) and (redacted) into 'Droopy's' new Nintendo toy. As we know, we almost lost the opportunity when the delivery didn't go to plan, but (redacted) came good and she managed to get things put in place. I'm still waiting for an update from (redacted) to tell me when 'owl' and 'pepistrelle' going live. Hopefully 'Droopy' will tell us things about 'Tony', and discuss with 'Betty Boo' things we can quote for the forum.

Well done all!

(Cabal code: Insert 2017).

That is all.
,

How did you get that?  I heard they had gone to encrypted communications. 

You must have gotten your hands on a decoder ring or something like that. 

[Yorkshire pud]

How did you get that?  I heard they had gone to encrypted communications. 

You must have gotten your hands on a decoder ring or something like that. 

I think I got the draft copy. I don't know any more than what is posted. Senda won't read it though, he doesn't look on here anymore.

[Lilith]

I think I got the draft copy. I don't know any more than what is posted. Senda won't read it though, he doesn't look on here anymore.

That's right, I had forgotten about that.  We should be all good then.

[Yorkshire pud]

Seems a reasonable aspiration if Senda is the cutting edge of Martinez journalistic integrity, and his adoring public crave their daily or even hourly ration of up to the minute in depth reporting. As we all know, Martinez doesn't have a day go by without some event happening that literally changes the world, let alone just northern California.

Double parking on Green Street; a cat stuck up a tree; Starbucks on Main Street having a new type of muffin. These are important, sometimes shattering news events that only Senda can cover and get out there!

A new expensive and vital night light will ensure he can do these things in the wee hours, when most normal people couldn't give a fuck. Please therefore be aware of a request for a donation shameless grift when the time comes to buy this.

[Lilith]

Seems a reasonable aspiration if Senda is the cutting edge of Martinez journalistic integrity, and his adoring public crave their daily or even hourly ration of up to the minute in depth reporting. As we all know, Martinez doesn't have a day go by without some event happening that literally changes the world, let alone just northern California.

Double parking on Green Street; a cat stuck up a tree; Starbucks on Main Street having a new type of muffin. These are important, sometimes shattering news events that only Senda can cover and get out there!

A new expensive and vital night light will ensure he can do these things in the wee hours, when most normal people couldn't give a fuck. Please therefore be aware of a request for a donation shameless grift when the time comes to buy this.

Yes, a NightLight-a-thon of sorts.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, a NightLight-a-thon of sorts.

Can we open a sweepstake of when the grift for the light will start? Choose a date and have two either side. I'll go for January 12th...which gets me 10th-14th January.

A second one for the cost of this light. I'll go for $40.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

All those cables feeding the video stream from his hovel to your place. That's a lot of fibre optics.

PFFFFFFfT, don't let the wily Brigster fool you. She's more tech savvy than she lets on. Fibre Optics are slow. That girl is running a single InfiniBand straight to Felchie's hovel. You ought to see how she's got the end-point camouflaged too.          

[Yorkshire pud]

PFFFFFFfT, don't let the wily Brigster fool you. She's more tech savvy than she lets on. Fibre Optics are slow. That girl is running a single InfiniBand straight to Felchie's hovel. You ought to see how she's got the end-point camouflaged too.          

Third eye gate? 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Heh, heh, heh.   

[Lilith]

Heh, heh, heh.   

That's one too many heh's.  Just sayin' 

[Yorkshire pud]

That's one too many heh's.  Just sayin' 

Third one is code. Look in your Cabalâ,,¢ encryption document.