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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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whoozit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VYR8joQ_0
Sweet! He bought a decoration for a car he does not have because it was cheap.  I wonder if I can persuade him to manage my 401K.  He is such a financial genius.  On another note I think the flies come some inaccessible crevice on his body that he can not reach to clean.

Lilith

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 11, 2016, 06:21:06 PM
You do realize that ''cheap plastic junk'' as you call it lights up and blinks, right?

I wonder if he ever buys batteries for them?

Lilith

Quote from: mv on November 11, 2016, 11:11:26 PM
he bought "a cup for water to take my pain pill."

what the fuck.

I thought everybody was supposed to have a separate cup for each pill when I saw that, and was afraid I had been doing it wrong by always using the same cup...  no?   :o

3OctaveFart

Halloween passed almost two weeks ago, and the fat Trump voter on bogus disability is still buying Made-in-China decorations.

Shows you a bit of the brain disease at work.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Meatie Pie on November 12, 2016, 10:48:49 AM
Halloween passed almost two weeks ago, and the fat Trump voter on bogus disability is still buying Made-in-China decorations.

Shows you a bit of the brain disease at work.


He wears a Chinese made t shirt with the Stars and stripes on it, how much more patriotism do you want from him?


Quote from: whoozit on November 12, 2016, 03:07:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VYR8joQ_0


"He pounded on my tooth for 20 minutes."


That's the most pounding Senda's gotten since the Reagan administration.

Quote from: mv on November 11, 2016, 11:11:26 PM
he bought "a cup for water to take my pain pill."

what the fuck.

Cups are for fancy people. He usually swigs straight out of the milk jug.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 12, 2016, 02:11:38 PM
"He pounded on my tooth for 20 minutes."


That's the most pounding Senda's gotten since the Reagan administration.

How is he defining 'pounded'? A friend asked.

Christ, did that one tooth do Falkie in or what?  Maybe he went out to put a stop to all these riled Clinton supporters and went to jail or ended up in ICU?  The Circleâ,,¢ isn't doing their job worth a damn..kinda like the Clinton Campaign. 

Lilith

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on November 12, 2016, 05:31:38 PM
Christ, did that one tooth do Falkie in or what?  Maybe he went out to put a stop to all these riled Clinton supporters and went to jail or ended up in ICU?  The Circleâ,,¢ isn't doing their job worth a damn..kinda like the Clinton Campaign.

It could be that the Circle of Trust feels that they have been enabling George to stay away from his thread by posting his videos and relaying his messages for him.  Maybe they feel that if they stop posting for him here, that he will see his video viewership decline, and as a result will have to return to his thread like a man, and post himself to win back his youtube viewership. Maybe I haven't been doing George or Ol Gerry any favors by posting Georges videos for him.

Friendship

Quote from: whoozit on November 12, 2016, 03:07:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VYR8joQ_0
Sweet! He bought a decoration for a car he does not have because it was cheap.  I wonder if I can persuade him to manage my 401K.  He is such a financial genius.  On another note I think the flies come some inaccessible crevice on his body that he can not reach to clean.

At 3:35 he lets loose a snot rocket or some sort of lunger. Not quite sure but you can see that puppy launch.

WOTR

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 12, 2016, 10:53:38 AM

He wears a Chinese made t shirt with the Stars and stripes on it, how much more patriotism do you want from him?
A few years back I was at Mt. Rushmore. Damn near every trinket in the souvenir shop was "made in China."  That just about said it all.

***To be fair, most of the RCMP crap and other trinkets sold in our national parks are Chinese made as well.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: brig on November 12, 2016, 04:55:25 AM
I thought everybody was supposed to have a separate cup for each pill when I saw that, and was afraid I had been doing it wrong by always using the same cup...  no?   :o

perhaps there could be residue from each of the pills mixing together on a single cup, resulting in some sort of residual toxic chemical cocktail.

Lil Godzilla

Quote from: mv on November 11, 2016, 11:11:26 PM
he bought "a cup for water to take my pain pill."

what the fuck.
Orange sugary Soda. Check.  ???
Sugary candy bar. Check.  ???
Dental revisit in a week. No check.  ::)

Also good to see he is eating healthy with the Hungry man dinner!  :o

Lilith

Quote from: mv on November 12, 2016, 11:10:53 PM
perhaps there could be residue from each of the pills mixing together on a single cup, resulting in some sort of residual toxic chemical cocktail.

At least now I know whats been wrong with me all these years.  I will be purchasing an assortment of cups for my pills.  Thanks to George.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: brig on November 13, 2016, 09:21:04 AM
At least now I know whats been wrong with me all these years.  I will be purchasing an assortment of cups for my pills.  Thanks to George.

Colour coded?

Lilith

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 13, 2016, 09:32:24 AM
Colour coded?

If I can find them.  I suppose they must be disposable, and available by the case.


paladin1991

Hey Falkie, glad you finally got that tooth taken care of.  It had to be killing you.  Perhaps, literally.

got any shots of the hole in your mouth?  Morbid 3D grade curiosity.

Who

Chapter Five (Finale)

Later that afternoon:

Senda was seated in a straight-backed chair in a large room.  The room was devoid of furnishings of any kind.

"Hey, let me outa here!" he shouted.  "You people have no idea who you're dealing with! You're going to be sorry when my subscribers and fans find out about this!"

A large steel door opened and two men in white lab coats entered.  Each man carried a large attache case.

"It's about time," Senda growled.  "You guys are in a lot of trouble."

The men ignored Senda's bleating and went about their work.  The first man opened his attache and removed a penile plethysmograph. He lifted Senda's hospital gown and attached the instrument to Senda's . . . well, you know.

"Hey!  What the hell do you perverts think you're doing?"

The other man took some large photographs of teenage girls from his attache.

"Mr. Senda, please stop shouting and look at this photograph."

Senda looked at the photo.  The twitching started immediately.  The needles on the plethysmograph started twitching.  And then it happened.

Senda's hands began twitching.  Then his arms and legs.  Then his entire body.  And then . . . . he disappeared, leaving an empty hospital gown on the chair.

"I'll be damned," said one man.  "That's one for the record books."

"It sure is, Ed.  Where do you think he went?"

"I don't know, Walt.  Maybe he twitched himself  through some kind of portal into a parallel universe or another dimension?"

"Could be," replied Ed as he tossed the hospital gown into a nearby laundry hamper. 

The men put the plethysmograph and photographs back into their attache cases and headed for the door.

"See you tomorrow, Walt."

"Okay, Ed.  Have good evening."


JENX

Well his sore eyes and mouth sure hasn't stopped fatty from telling everyone in how much pain he's in.

damon

Quote from: JENX on November 13, 2016, 07:35:58 PM
Well his sore eyes and mouth sure hasn't stopped fatty from telling everyone in how much pain he's in.

A member of the circle informed me that other part of his body is sore too. Its not his third eye.

damon

Falkie has Prez Trump hired you as the "Press Secretary" Yet?

damon

Is Prez Trump in your inner circle yet? Falkie what do you think about Calexit? Did you know that you will be deported from California when California leaves the United States? If you Stay in California, You will lose your( Tax payers) money?



Falkie: A man who has never heard a millennial tell him to KYSF online.

LadyFish

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on November 13, 2016, 08:46:07 PM
Oh, so THIS is what Aliencon looked like.


I thought it was a completely different Aliencon, until I saw the all too familiar flooring at the end.

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