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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936


Quote from: coaster on October 01, 2016, 06:42:30 PM
working. mom died, as you all know. taking care if dad now, demntia and the same jokes. the thought though, the story of rebuilding a car. stay on that. i was stuck on that idea forever but no one had enough time.kid...if you fucking knew. when do you stop playing fake cop? you were one of my faves here. fuck you. i'm bad now? what the fuck did i do to you. kiss my ass kiddo.

Keep on keepin on

Quote from: username on October 01, 2016, 06:34:45 PM
I've them twice, one outside of Walmart, years and years ago.. when I was young. I was waiting outside in the parking lot for my mom. She went in to buy some things and I stayed behind listening to the radio. As I sat there I watched an owl swoop down and attack the ever living shit, out of a cat. I felt bad for the poor cat. They're vicious flying bastards.

I do love cats but they are serial killers. Every night a well fed cat will go out and murder dozens of smaller critters just for the hell of it. Birds, mice, lizards, frogs no animal is safe from a cats blood lust.
If that cat got ahold of the owl it would have rabbit kicked its guts out then left it there to bleed out.

Cats show no mercy.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 01, 2016, 07:10:16 PM
I do love cats but they are serial killers. Every night a well fed cat will go out and murder dozens of smaller critters just for the hell of it. Birds, mice, lizards, frogs no animal is safe from a cats blood lust.
If that cat got ahold of the owl it would have rabbit kicked its guts out then left it there to bleed out.

Cats show no mercy.

The only known predator for a cat is Senda's ass.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 01, 2016, 04:17:36 PM
Just remember, he is only dangerous when his ears wiggle and he blows bubbles.
When that happens it means he is horny enough to fuck a moose so look out.
I really really wish MV would make an exception for the "UPPER RIGHT"!!!!!!!

Quote from: damon on September 30, 2016, 08:08:53 PM
Falkie I heard that you love to be casio cell mate in prison. He is my question for you falkie. Are you going to be casio bitch.
I remember once you go BLACK you NEVER go back !

Gerry
How muck $$$$$ would it cost for the "Master" to return to HIS forum BEFORE it is taken over ??

I think it is amusing Falkie has a spokesman de facto make his post for him. Online Gerry or whatever, who clearly is lying to Senda about his age, etc. Everyone knows it but Falkie.

Quote from: Sasha on October 01, 2016, 08:15:29 PM
Gerry
How muck $$$$$ would it cost for the "Master" to return to HIS forum BEFORE it is taken over ??

The Master cannot be bribed, and his appearance in this thread cannot be bought.  George does as HE wishes when and where he wants to do it.

EODR Michael (aka Username) was given a "glimpse behind the curtain" this evening as George inboxed him some compelling evidence of his third-eye abilities at work once again this past week.  Truly amazing, and I believe that The Master will be discussing it on EODR two weeks from tonight!

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 01, 2016, 09:45:20 PM
The Master cannot be bribed, and his appearance in this thread cannot be bought.  George does as HE wishes when and where he wants to do it.

EODR Michael (aka Username) was given a "glimpse behind the curtain" this evening as George inboxed him some compelling evidence of his third-eye abilities at work once again this past week.  Truly amazing, and I believe that The Master will be discussing it on EODR two weeks from tonight!

Whenever he displays his third eye abilities the room smells like rotten eggs and popcorn.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 01, 2016, 07:10:16 PM
I do love cats but they are serial killers. Every night a well fed cat will go out and murder dozens of smaller critters just for the hell of it. Birds, mice, lizards, frogs no animal is safe from a cats blood lust.
If that cat got ahold of the owl it would have rabbit kicked its guts out then left it there to bleed out.

Cats show no mercy.

Very true
Cats are responsible for the demise of many once common garden birds. Senda once said it was the 'liberals who are anti cat'.....thus reinforcing his profound stupidity.

But owls apparently are very lazy, and sleep about 23 hours a day. I watched a display of raptors and their handler explained how the eagle owl he had on his wrist had once spotted a squirrel high in a tree at a display. Never having had to co-ordinate the landing and grabbing prey before, the owl grabbed the rodent and promptly fell out of the tree.

He got to the owl in time to see it despatching the meal down her gullet.

paladin1991

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 01, 2016, 02:46:49 PM
It was an innocent game of "just the tip".
Then Senda took a step back and it was on like Donkey Kong.

Is that a clip fm 'Orange on the Black?"  I didn't know that senda was a contributor to that cable show.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 01, 2016, 09:45:20 PM
The Master cannot be bribed, and his appearance in this thread cannot be bought. 

Perish the thought! Senda is far more comfortable with just grifting, begging, fraud and deception. Those are his natural habitats; not the vulgar practices of bribery. No sireee.

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George does as HE wishes when and where he wants to do it.

To a point; he only does that if he's covered the expenses by diverting money intended for important things (which he then begs for).

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EODR Michael (aka Username) was given a "glimpse behind the curtain" this evening as George inboxed him some compelling evidence of his third-eye abilities at work once again this past week.  Truly amazing, and I believe that The Master will be discussing it on EODR two weeks from tonight!

He followed through during a particularly high velocity fart brought on by eating all the processed shit he shovels down his fat pie hole?

paladin1991

Quote from: coaster on October 01, 2016, 06:42:30 PM
you were one of my faves here. fuck you. i'm bad now? what the fuck did i do to you. kiss my ass kiddo.

You went out for smokes and never came back.  *snif*

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 12:27:27 AM
Perish the thought! Senda is far more comfortable with just grifting, begging, fraud and deception. Those are his natural habitats; not the vulgar practices of bribery. No sireee.

To a point; he only does that if he's covered the expenses by diverting money intended for important things (which he then begs for).

He followed through during a particularly high velocity fart brought on by eating all the processed shit he shovels down his fat pie hole?

this guys knows

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on October 02, 2016, 12:35:57 AM
this guys knows

One day I may surprise Senda by introducing myself to him in his local Starbucks and record the reaction. My guess is he might be speechless.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 12:43:47 AM
One day I may surprise Senda by introducing myself to him in his local Starbucks and record the reaction. My guess is he might be speechless.

Are you going to have the 'Punch in the Face' contest?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 02, 2016, 12:48:11 AM
Are you going to have the 'Punch in the Face' contest?
And get myself arrested? Noooo. I'll be the very model of politeness and good manners.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 12:43:47 AM
One day I may surprise Senda by introducing myself to him in his local Starbucks and record the reaction. My guess is he might be speechless.

do it, that would make him fall off his motorized shopping cart, while he watches the video from safeway.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 12:51:23 AM
And get myself arrested? Noooo. I'll be the very model of politeness and good manners.

You could let senda go first.  That would change the dynamics when you explain it to the police.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on October 02, 2016, 12:55:41 AM
do it, that would make him fall off his motorized shopping cart, while he watches the video from safeway.

He never watches his own videos after taking them. If he did, he'd edit them, because after saving IBM from imminent disaster and being on first name terms with Messrs Jobs and  Gates, mere video editing is small change.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 02, 2016, 01:03:59 AM
You could let senda go first.  That would change the dynamics when you explain it to the police.

Hmmm, but risking witnesses hearing his local accent and mine (liberal, commie, Limey foreign bastard) might skew the 'self defence' angle from the start. Then I'd be arrested and deported before I'd had chance to paddle in the Pacific at Santa Cruz. That would upset me.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 01:08:24 AM
Hmmm, but risking witnesses hearing his local accent and mine (liberal, commie, Limey foreign bastard) might skew the 'self defence' angle from the start. Then I'd be arrested and deported before I'd had chance to paddle in the Pacific at Santa Cruz. That would upset me.

Yeah, and the fact that you spelled 'defense' wrong wouldn't help your situation either.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 02, 2016, 01:12:47 AM
Yeah, and the fact that you spelled 'defense' wrong wouldn't help your situation either.

Now now. You speak American, I speak English. Ergo (Latin), I'm correct. So there.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 01:05:17 AM
He never watches his own videos after taking them. If he did, he'd edit them, because after saving IBM from imminent disaster and being on first name terms with Messrs Jobs and  Gates, mere video editing is small change.

I think you'd be surprised.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: username on October 02, 2016, 02:11:39 AM
I think you'd be surprised.


I've posted several videos on YT and edited them all; added captions, fades, music etc...No formal editing qualifications whatsoever. Sure, the first one or two weren't as good, but Senda has posted over 1500 videos, and they're just as crap now as they were from day one. Correction; the first ones were really rubbish.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 02:44:40 AM

I've posted several videos on YT and edited them all; added captions, fades, music etc...No formal editing qualifications whatsoever. Sure, the first one or two weren't as good, but Senda has posted over 1500 videos, and they're just as crap now as they were from day one. Correction; the first ones were really rubbish.

He has learned how to add a poorly produced silent slide show in front of his videos.

Being so proud of this new skill he has added up to 5 full minutes of silence in front of a few. That always locks in viewers.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2016, 12:51:23 AM
And get myself arrested? Noooo. I'll be the very model of politeness and good manners.

Tell him you've come to throw away his possessions

Lilith

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 02, 2016, 05:40:28 AM
He has learned how to add a poorly produced silent slide show in front of his videos.

Being so proud of this new skill he has added up to 5 full minutes of silence in front of a few. That always locks in viewers.

Yeah, he should really ditch those.

Falkie dresses like a Boy Scout to make football picks.

Nice collar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtwaJ5MCfcQ

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