The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, it would be if it was any of your BUSINESS, which it is NOT.

There's nothing funny about collectable plush toys soaked in rat urine.  Kathy had been keeping them for years, loved them, and was very attached, which is why they are on Falkie's balcony instead of in the trash.  Rat and mice feces can be brushed off before the toys are sold on Ebay, but it's impossible to get the urine smell out.

Dogs roll on fox shit to try (and failing, if you've had a dog that has done this, you'll know what I mean), and cover it with their own scent. Senda could do the same; probably unsuccessfully, but with the best of intentions. Free Kathy's fluffy toys
#getthatstinkouttamygaddamhouse.

[Falkie2013]

Dogs roll on fox shit to try (and failing, if you've had a dog that has done this, you'll know what I mean), and cover it with their own scent. Senda could do the same; probably unsuccessfully, but with the best of intentions. Free Kathy's fluffy toys
#getthatstinkouttamygaddamhouse.

I have told Kathy that if the stuff isn't gone from here by this weekend it goes in the dumpster.
All of it.
I'm tired of the smell & have also passed the message along again through a friend who is NOT on line nor who is NOT on this board.

[3OctaveFart]

Toss it now. It is trash and has no value.

[Yorkshire pud]

I have told Kathy that if the stuff isn't gone from here by this weekend it goes in the dumpster.
All of it.
I'm tired of the smell & have also passed the message along again through a friend who is NOT on line nor who is NOT on this board.

What? It's non of their business if you're tired of the smell!

[Who]

I have told Kathy that if the stuff isn't gone from here by this weekend it goes in the dumpster.
All of it.
I'm tired of the smell & have also passed the message along again through a friend who is NOT on line nor who is NOT on this board.

Kathy's "stuff" was peed on by rats at Patty's.  Now this rat urine-saturated "stuff" is on your balcony.  There is only one way this rat urine-saturated stuff went from Patty's to your balcony.  You permitted Kathy to bring it inside your apartment.  It was there until you threw Kathy out.  Then you put it out on your balcony.

Why did you allow Kathy's rat urine-infested "stuff" inside your apartment?  There are only two possibilities:  1) You are lying.  2) You're used to living in squalor, including the stench of rat urine.   

Which is it?

[Yorkshire pud]

Kathy's "stuff" was peed on by rats at Patty's.  Now this rat urine-saturated "stuff" is on your balcony.  There is only one way this rat urine-saturated stuff went from Patty's to your balcony.  You permitted Kathy to bring it inside your apartment.  It was there until you threw Kathy out.  Then you put it out on your balcony.

Why did you allow Kathy's rat urine-infested "stuff" inside your apartment?  There are only two possibilities:  1) You are lying.  2) You're used to living in squalor, including the stench of rat urine.   

Which is it?

You asked him two difficult questions, on purpose.

Reported.

[Who]

. . . a friend who is NOT on line nor who is NOT on this board.

You have "a friend who is NOT online . . . nor who is NOT on this board."

[Rally Squirrel]

I have told Kathy that if the stuff isn't gone from here by this weekend it goes in the dumpster.
All of it.
I'm tired of the smell & have also passed the message along again through a friend who is NOT on line nor who is NOT on this board.

Sneaky use of the double negative there. It means they ARE on this board.

Who is it, you can tell us. It is none of our business so we wont tell anyone.

[SredniVashtar]

Dogs roll on fox shit to try (and failing, if you've had a dog that has done this, you'll know what I mean), and cover it with their own scent.

Yes, and end up getting mange, the bloody idiots. Much as I love dogs, they are fucking morons.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzRnDBxKj3s

Well, I did it, I watched the whole damn thing. Not so much watched as let it play in the back ground.

It is 1 hour and 13 minutes of riding trains, looking out the window and telling people what the buildings are. "That's a parking garage."
It has all the exciting videos of the trip and more. At one point he shuts up and for 10 minutes he shaky cams from the left to right as we hear a baby screaming. He latter tells us that the sound was off but he wanted to get the trip videoed. The sound was not off Falkie.

It ends with Falkie telling us that there was a comic book store here in the 1980's so that proves some things said on Bellgab wrong. Umm OK.

Then he shows us the daunting half mile walk to the hotel, fade to black.
That half mile was the walk that wasted him for the rest of the Con and the reason he made no actual videos of any quality at it.

[Who]

Senda, I just ordered this book from Amazon.  Winter Is Coming: Why Vladimir Putin and the Enemies of the Free World Must Be Stopped by Garry Kasparov.  It was just released today.

Do you know who Garry Kasparov is, Senda?  Do you ever read worthwhile book or do you just read woo-woo books?  Get this book and read it, Senda.  Then give us a video book review.  The change of pace would do you good.

[3OctaveFart]

A tip, George- if the exercise hurts that means it's good for you.

All jokes aside on this thread you should get a stress test the way you were laboring during that walk.

[SredniVashtar]

A tip, George- if the exercise hurts that means it's good for you.

All jokes aside on this thread you should get a stress test the way you were laboring during that walk.

I think most people on here want him to sort things out, but it is a waste of time. He doesn't have it in him. You can't tell him stuff like that because all he hears is that it is potentially uncomfortable and he doesn't want any of it, even if it is ultimately going to do him some good. I can't believe he has much more than a couple of years before he ends up severely crippled by illness, and it is all his own fault. He always a weird reaction to any sort of advice, as though you have to help him to do anything. He has the weirdest psychology.

[bateman]

There's nothing funny about collectable plush toys soaked in rat urine.

This thread always delivers.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think most people on here want him to sort things out, but it is a waste of time. He doesn't have it in him. You can't tell him stuff like that because all he hears is that it is potentially uncomfortable and he doesn't want any of it, even if it is ultimately going to do him some good. I can't believe he has much more than a couple of years before he ends up severely crippled by illness, and it is all his own fault. He always a weird reaction to any sort of advice, as though you have to help him to do anything. He has the weirdest psychology.

If you want him to be trim and healthy, you'd better hire a personal trainer, a personal chef like Oprah had and get him new clothes for his trim new physique. Otherwise, STFU hater. It's none of your business.

[akwilly]

A tip, George- if the exercise hurts that means it's good for you.

All jokes aside on this thread you should get a stress test the way you were laboring during that walk.

Hey Falkie, Meaty is right. Watching you walk across the street was riveting and highly stressful. I wasn't sure that you were going to make it to the train station. Damn that traitor Kathy for not driving.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Damn that traitor Kathy for not driving.

That bitch.

[akwilly]

That bitch.

You should dress up as her for halloween.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You should dress up as her for halloween.

But then who will you be?


Besides, I already have my outfit picked out:

[akwilly]

But then who will you be?

I am goina forgo halloween fun to concentrate on causing my neighbor to have a misscarrage.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I am goina forgo halloween fun to concentrate on causing my neighbor to have a misscarrage.

Why would you do that? You need an heir to pass the akwilly beer box portable potty fortune to.

[3OctaveFart]

But then who will you be?


Besides, I already have my outfit picked out:

Meow.

[akwilly]

Why would you do that? You need an heir to pass the akwilly beer box portable potty fortune to.

I am using my unburnt used beer boxes to do the deed. Also I don't want or need a heir especially with this girl.

[akwilly]

Why would you do that? You need an heir to pass the akwilly beer box portable potty fortune to.

Do you have any suggestions to speed up what I'm trying to do?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Do you have any suggestions to speed up what I'm trying to do?

Well, if seeing you naked didn't induce the heaves, I don't know what will. 

[akwilly]

Well, if seeing you naked didn't induce the heaves, I don't know what will. 

Here we have to catch our water in tanks that are fed from the gutters on our roofs. I have been saving up my poop boxes for when the wind blows in the right direction. The wind will be shifting to the NE this weekend. If I add enough cardboard strips in with the diesel laced poop in the box I hope to get chunks of poopy cardboard to float in the wind and land on her roof, thus tainting her water supply with my pathogens.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Here we have to catch our water in tanks that are fed from the gutters on our roofs. I have been saving up my poop boxes for when the wind blows in the right direction. The wind will be shifting to the NE this weekend. If I add enough cardboard strips in with the diesel laced poop in the box I hope to get chunks of poopy cardboard to float in the wind and land on her roof, thus tainting her water supply with my pathogens.

It sounds like a fool proof plan.

[akwilly]

It sounds like a fool proof plan.

Thank you, I was starting to doubt my plan but you have given me the confidence to continue. Consider yourself an accessory. I will no if it works in roughly 1 month.

[paladin1991]

Here we have to catch our water in tanks that are fed from the gutters on our roofs. I have been saving up my poop boxes for when the wind blows in the right direction. The wind will be shifting to the NE this weekend. If I add enough cardboard strips in with the diesel laced poop in the box I hope to get chunks of poopy cardboard to float in the wind and land on her roof, thus tainting her water supply with my pathogens.

Dude.   WTF is wrong with you?

[akwilly]

Dude.   WTF is wrong with you?

Fear of commitments.