Steve Warner's Dark City

[jazmunda]

Art heists finally?  Really really been looking forward to that, and more non paranormal stuff in general.

If Art Bell was abducted by aliens would that constitute an Art heist?

http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

[cweb]

It'll be: art heists, DMT, or ghosts this weekend.

That sounds like a GOOD weekend.

So what topics will your shows be about? 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

If Art Bell was abducted by aliens would that constitute an Art heist?

http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

If you believe John Lear, he already has been. 

[bateman]

No new show tonight. I feel like shit. Sorry, guys. 

On the plus side, I'm rapidly piecing together a home studio, so I should be able to do these on a much more regular basis. Don't worry, this is actually getting done, unlike that "Hawaii studio" we've heard so much about.  :

[jazmunda]

No new show tonight. I feel like shit. Sorry, guys. 

On the plus side, I'm rapidly piecing together a home studio, so I should be able to do these on a much more regular basis. Don't worry, this is actually getting done, unlike that "Hawaii studio" we've heard so much about.  :

George would never leave his fans in the lurch like this. He'd pull down his pants and take a shot of turmeric in the butt and soldier on. That's just how he rolls. Like a boss.

[onan]

No new show tonight. I feel like shit. Sorry, guys. 

On the plus side, I'm rapidly piecing together a home studio, so I should be able to do these on a much more regular basis. Don't worry, this is actually getting done, unlike that "Hawaii studio" we've heard so much about.  :

I believe you could not be there and still do a better interview than Dave.

[b_dubb]

No new show tonight. I feel like shit. Sorry, guys. 

On the plus side, I'm rapidly piecing together a home studio, so I should be able to do these on a much more regular basis. Don't worry, this is actually getting done, unlike that "Hawaii studio" we've heard so much about.  :

Feel better bateman

[Agent : Orange]

Hope you feel better soon!

[bateman]

George would never leave his fans in the lurch like this. He'd pull down his pants and take a sh

I was expecting the end of this sentence to be your description of what he does into the mic.

I believe you could not be there and still do a better interview than Dave.

Feel better bateman

Hope you feel better soon!

Thanks, guys.  Knapp is on tonight at least. 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

No new show tonight. I feel like shit. Sorry, guys. 

On the plus side, I'm rapidly piecing together a home studio, so I should be able to do these on a much more regular basis. Don't worry, this is actually getting done, unlike that "Hawaii studio" we've heard so much about.  :

Hey, take it easy and feel better, amigo.

[George Drooly]

Hey Bateman, Noory works every holiday and the day of his father's funeral, but you call in sick for a little flu? Pfft! You're fading away, man, fading away.

[bateman]

Hey Bateman, Noory works every holiday and the day of his father's funeral, but you call in sick for a little flu? Pfft! You're fading away, man, fading away.

Wow, did he really? I'm sure he only mentioned that about 50 times that night..

And hey, quality over quantity.

[wr250]

Hey Bateman, Noory works every holiday and the day of his father's funeral, but you call in sick for a little flu? Pfft! You're fading away, man, fading away.

the noory never calls in sick, complains about a bad back, retires, or willingly takes a day off, unless pizza rolls are involved. a company man through and through.

[cweb]

the noory never calls in sick, complains about a bad back or willingly takes a day off, unless pizza rolls are involved. a company man through and through.

indeed. Snoorge is like a Maytag, except that he mangles your clothes and gets pizza jizm all over them.

[bateman]

the noory never calls in sick, complains about a bad back, willingly takes a day off, or retires, unless pizza rolls are involved. a company man through and through.

Ain't that the truth.

[b_dubb]

the noory never calls in sick, complains about a bad back, retires, or willingly takes a day off, unless pizza rolls are involved. a company man through and through.

Maybe the reason Noory sucks so hard is because he died back in 2004 but he keeps showing up for work.  Someone should tell him.

[Morgus]

Hey Bateman, Noory works every holiday and the day of his father's funeral

come to think of it the only days Noory ever took off in the past 11 years for being sick was the couple nights after the infamous "pizza roll" burn incident.
Noory doesn't even catch a cold in 11 years? That tumeric must be powerful stuff! 

[bateman]

Maybe the reason Noory sucks so hard is because he died back in 2004 but he keeps showing up for work.  Someone should tell him.

Hahahaha, that would explain so much.

[Foodlion]

or it could be he's been using a sound board the whole time to cover his sick days off.

How hard could it be with a 25 word vocabulary in all of his shows?

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/golemsoundboard

[George Drooly]

Maybe the reason Noory sucks so hard is because he died back in 2004 but he keeps showing up for work.

Nah, if he were dead his performance would actually improve -- and there's certainly been no evidence of that

[zeebo]

Catching up on some old shows in random order and just heard the Bill Birnes Part 1.  Gotta say, I didn't see the "Lifetime movie" connection coming.  Great stuff bateman!

[bateman]

So here's what's on tap for tomorrow:

http://youtu.be/IhCYLuUygRY

http://www.chillertv.com/shows/killer-legends

[Bart Ell]

Jimmy is going to listen in, even if you are not sitting in for Art Bell. Jimmy likes to listen to all the shows but still knows none of them will be as good as the Jimmy show... Jimmy is sitting in for Art Bell, in case you have not heard.

[bateman]

Jimmy is going to listen in, even if you are not sitting in for Art Bell. Jimmy likes to listen to all the shows but still knows none of them will be as good as the Jimmy show... Jimmy is sitting in for Art Bell, in case you have not heard.

Bateman likes his chicken spicy.

[wr250]

Bateman likes his chicken spicy.

heres some new spicy chicken pizza rolls for you.
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[UnscreenedCaller]

So here's what's on tap for tomorrow:

http://youtu.be/IhCYLuUygRY

http://www.chillertv.com/shows/killer-legends

Sounds scary as hell. I'll be listening and then up all night hearing every creak the house makes. Thank you in advance, Bateman.

[bateman]

Sounds scary as hell. I'll be listening and then up all night hearing every creak the house makes. Thank you in advance, Bateman.

Heh, you're welcome. I'm hoping it didn't go too far in the Ghoulish George direction though - a lot of these urban legends involve kids.

[wr250]

Heh, you're welcome. I'm hoping it didn't go too far in the Ghoulish George direction though - a lot of these urban legends involve kids.

you shouldnt of said anything, now george will lissen and poach your guest

[bateman]

you shouldnt of said anything, now george will lissen and poach your guest

I just don't post in advance, I could care less if he gets them later on.

[ziznak]

great show tonight!... got to listen live!