The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[MV/Liberace!]

I didn't have the problem on the second show...no worries, I have noise reducing headphones and a condenser mic as a back up...

OK cool.

[SredniVashtar]

some poof named emmmm veeeeeegh.

He's only a collateral branch of the V clan, and we rarely acknowledge them. Still, I think I am entitled to a share of the ad revenue, being kin and all, but he has persistently ignored my begging PMs.

[Inglorious Bitch]

a free mayo packet for every listener.  i know, not much of a prize, but we're a growing organization.

A little lube will go a long way when SV takes the mic with that accent of his. A little bird told me that he sounds exactly like Hugh Grant but with a deeper voice. If you're into that sort of thing.

[Lilith]

some poof named emmmm veeeeeegh.

I'm Soooooooo Happy to hear that!!  PRAISE MV! 

[BellBoy]

A little lube will go a long way when SV takes the mic with that accent of his. A little bird told me that he sounds exactly like Hugh Grant but with a deeper voice.

You're just trying to make me jealous you insufferable tease. Keep in mind,  I really do look exactly like David Icke. So, there!

[SredniVashtar]

You're just trying to make me jealous you insufferable tease. Keep in mind,  I really do look exactly like David Icke. So, there!

Ah yes, here he is at his most delightfully batshit:

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're just trying to make me jealous you insufferable tease. Keep in mind,  I really do look exactly like David Icke. So, there!

LOL! Then you need to call in as well!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ah yes, here he is at his most delightfully batshit:

He's really not crazy. He's been proven right time and time again.

[Roswells, Art]

We need SredniVashtar and Inglorious Bitch on the same podcast at the same time. Is this happening? It should happen I think.

[SredniVashtar]

He's really not crazy. He's been proven right time and time again.

Show me a shape-shifting lizard then! You can't because he makes all this up. And have you tried to read one of those books of his? Half the time he recycles stuff from other people, and the other half makes no sense at all. It's only dopes like you who are prepared to sit through six hours of tendentious bullshit that support him in this nonsense.

Now, go away and play in the traffic!

[Inglorious Bitch]

It's only dopes like you who are prepared to sit through six hours of tendentious bullshit that support him in this nonsense.

It's nine hours, baby. And not a minute wasted.

[Inglorious Bitch]

We need SredniVashtar and Inglorious Bitch on the same podcast at the same time. Is this happening? It should happen I think.

Thank you. I agree as I need someone to rip a new asshole to and my co-hosts will all be civilized human beings tomorrow, but I would love to be on one time with SV. I could swap with someone and do it next week, as well.

[Roswells, Art]

Thank you. I agree as I need someone to rip a new asshole to and my co-hosts will all be civilized human beings tomorrow, but I would love to be on one time with SV. I could swap with someone and do it next week, as well.

He may be running out of space for new assholes.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He may be running out of space for new assholes.

LOL! And he really is very charming in real life.

[Roswells, Art]

LOL! And he really is very charming in real life.

Yeah, I imagine you two would be pretty civil to each other on the air actually. For the most part. I could be wrong. I have been quite feverish lately.

[BellBoy]

Show me a shape-shifting lizard then! You can't because he makes all this up. And have you tried to read one of those books of his? Half the time he recycles stuff from other people, and the other half makes no sense at all. It's only dopes like you who are prepared to sit through six hours of tendentious bullshit that support him in this nonsense.

Now, go away and play in the traffic!

Bend over SV... I'll show you a shape-shifting lizard!

[SredniVashtar]

Yeah, I imagine you two would be pretty civil to each other on the air actually. For the most part. I could be wrong. I have been quite feverish lately.

She sounds like Jimmy Hoffa, and she looks like Jimmy Cagney. Plus, she has the temper of a rattlesnake with indigestion.

Other than that she is charm personified.

[SredniVashtar]

Thank you. I agree as I need someone to rip a new asshole to and my co-hosts will all be civilized human beings tomorrow, but I would love to be on one time with SV. I could swap with someone and do it next week, as well.

Has Jocko learned to use cutlery now then? The last I heard he was still using his feet. Not that that is unusual in your part of the world, where they have only just learned that chairs are for sitting on, not for throwing out of the windows to hit black people with.

[Inglorious Bitch]

She sounds like Jimmy Hoffa, and she looks like Jimmy Cagney. Plus, she has the temper of a rattlesnake with indigestion.

You got one out of three right.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Has Jocko learned to use cutlery now then? The last I heard he was still using his feet. Not that that is unusual in your part of the world, where they have only just learned that chairs are for sitting on, not throwing out of the window to hit black people.

Damn son! Are you impugning the good name of the NYPD?

[ONeill]

mmmmmm... mayo

A mayo party GabCast, yay!

[SredniVashtar]

Damn son! Are you impugning the good name of the NYPD?

I am far enough out of range of the nightstick. It's Paladin who scares me. I have to mind my manners or he'll call in a drone on me.

[BellBoy]

He may be running out of space for new assholes.

True story; SV suggested I should kiss his asshole. I told him to mark a spot, as he's ALL asshole.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I am far enough out of range of the nightstick.

Bellboy has a night stick for you. And he's in your neck of the woods.

[cosmic hobo]

Yay! A Falkie Cast. What could go wrong?

I'm a bit bummed PBS got fired but some banter between SV and IB will be great.

[ONeill]

Bend over SV... I'll show you a shape-shifting lizard!

Vibrations!

[berry]

some poof named emmmm veeeeeegh.

I'd love for you to do a Curtis-style YouTube. Actually seeing you spastic would just make my day. I enjoy your podcasts but I'm betting there is a special treat with what a fly on the wall would see

[chefist]

You sound like you are bringing a hard news agenda to the table, I can't wait! I hope you take those two troublemakers to task for their shameful behaviour. If it wasn't for a sensible adult (modesty prevents me from mentioning their name) keeping order on there, that thread would degenerate into a zoo.

I have started a list for the show...ideally Falkie will call in to respond to any comment or accusation..

[starrmtn001]

I volunteer Paladin for the next GabCast.  Heck, I'll even volunteer to do it with him if he wants me too.

[Autistic Star Children]

not a bad idea to try and piece in a crew that would mesh well.

I'm a 33 year old dude with a California surfer accent. Whoever works with me must be okay with possible child distractions, power talking and my disdain for anything political. Gets along easily with others.