The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Jackstar]

Jack Schrader.

Remember: you asked for this.

[Harley Quinn]

Tonight's episode of The GabCast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzGkpy1aoKE

Awesome Podcast gents

[Nyewalker]

Does Lee know he's been going to the Drudge ReTTTort ...Not the Drudge RePPPPort ...

Matt Drudge failed to register drudge.com for his news website Drudge Report, Cadenhead registered drudge.com in 1998 and started the Drudge Retort as a liberal alternative

Not that it matters anymore, Drudge apparently sold anyhow...

[AZZERAE]

I listened to the part of the GabCast in which my good friend SpaceMeowMaid called in and played my audio file for Lee, and I must say, I regret losing him as a confidant because of my behaviour. It's quite saddening, to hear oneself being described as "pretentious" and "fake", but I guess I'm in good company, being on the outs, what with Starr also being cut out of MV's life. I take responsibility for offending our dear admin, or crossing whatever line I crossed, but I do feel that all communications ceasing from his end is a little bit extreme a reaction.

Anyway. Thanks for addressing the Elephant in the Room. I did expect to be defended to a nominal degree in the very least (by the Frog King), but I guess Brig's little 'Circle of Hatred' has successfully driven a wedge between me and Lee.

I guess I'm just a "big joke" to you cocky caucasians. Little will you know what hits you when I really do let loose my goons. And as for the Zodiac Killer crack - you'll be laughing on the other side of your pudgy jowls when you find out what nasty surprise is in store for you assholes.

You fucked with the wrong guy! Faggots.

P.S. I reacted to your show, and the link to my podcast addressing everything can be found here.

P.S.S. I'm just fucking around, before you little pansies take me too seriously and people try reach out to 5-0 like the other times. I am a danger to your persons, yes, but I like you knuckleheads too much to do any real damage. At least for NOW.

[ItsOver]

Hey, look at the positive.  Lee said you’re welcome to call in.  Hopefully, you won’t get forgotten about, like President-to-be Pate.

Seriously, though, Lee looked uncomfortable when he was talking about the situation, Azzerae.  Quite frankly, I think he was getting uncomfortably freaked out with you.  I think you’re very talented but, to your credit, even you have admitted to issues that put you on the fringe.  Admittedly, they may not be your choice but you can understand how it would make some uncomfortable.

Keep up the good fight and hang in there.

[AZZERAE]

Hey, look at the positive. Lee said you’re welcome to call in.  Hopefully, you won’t get forgotten about, like President-to-be Pate.

Seriously, though, Lee looked uncomfortable when he was talking about the situation, Azzerae. Quite frankly, I think he was getting uncomfortably freaked out with you. I think you’re very talented but, to your credit, even you have admitted to issues that put you on the fringe. Admittedly, they may not be your choice but you can understand how it would make some uncomfortable.

Keep up the good fight and hang in there.

Well, thanks for the moral support. I was pissed at you for a long time, because of some stupid shit. Do you remember that? I'm happy to know you and I buried the hatchet...it probably wasn't much of a "thing" from your side, mainly mine.

MV has had some bad experiences with someone close to him - I seem to vaguely recall - that was/is mentally ill. Maybe I just push his buttons unintentionally. I am quite sad, though, I genuinely enjoyed being his buddy at the time we were acquainted. So no bad vibes. Just love.

[AZZERAE]

Why didn't you call into the gabcast and defend yourself there...

Well, firstly, I don't feel like I was being attacked per say, so there wasn't much need to "defend" myself. MV expressed his opinion on the situation and I respect that. Even if it's not entirely something I agree with.

Didn't you hear my audio? I know it was low fidelity and rather muffled over the air (it was recorded on Skype), but I did say that due to timezones I would probably be asleep when the GabCast was live...and I was. Seeing as though you don't know, and you asked, I'm on some pretty strong tranquilizers and a cocktail of other medications and they knock me out. I think the show was on at around about 5 to 7 AM on a Sunday morning for me in South Africa. So I was out.

I was also accused of liking drama, but I disagree with Lee on that. You're quite the Drama Queen out of the 2 of us, Naai Walker. Are you tryna start shit? We can take it there if you wanna dance, Devilsex.

[AZZERAE]

I appreciate you addressing the whole fiasco more than you will ever know, Lee. But something else I'd like to say, is that you no longer even communicate with me publicly on the board. I know you're a busy dude, and I am not your top priority, but if there's anyone who is a Vanderhooven fan, who roots for ya, who's in your corner irregardless of any petty squabble its me. You know that. And if you don't know that, or trust that, that's your business...I guess I can't go back and have a do-over...I fucked shit up, and that's on me. Love you though, man. I wish you nothing but the best. Oh, and Starr stills loves you too. Even though wer'e the Black Sheep and forever will be.

[Dr. MD MD]

irregardless

This is probably why he hates you.

[AZZERAE]

This is probably why [MV] hates you.

You're back on the Hate Train? We were doing okay for a bit, it seemed.

[AZZERAE]

Lee never said he hated me. That's quite the leap there, Doc. Tryna spark beef? Bored? Go piss up a flagpole.

[AZZERAE]

How long will it be before some "your mama" joke will escape the lips of this glorified pharmacist?

[AZZERAE]

I LOVE BELLGAB AND I VALUE THE ACCESS TO IT AS A FORUM. I ALSO RESPECT MV AND REMEMBER FONDLY THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER. SORRY IF I CREEPED YOU OUT.

[Dr. MD MD]

You're back on the Hate Train? We were doing okay for a bit, it seemed.

Sorry, just kidding. It’s probably your inability to discern jokes from real life that concerns him.

[AZZERAE]

Sorry, just kidding. It’s probably your inability to discern jokes from real life that concerns him.

No, that's fine. I can take a joke, believe me. I just thought things were going to take a turn for the worst and you were going to start going on a faggot-shouting rampage like old times. Forgive me, there is some PTSD in that.

[K_Dubb]

Stop annoying @AZZERAE doc I tossed all my urine bags at the fascists last night so I shall be forced to wee on you directly 

[ItsOver]

Well, thanks for the moral support. I was pissed at you for a long time, because of some stupid shit. Do you remember that? I'm happy to know you and I buried the hatchet...it probably wasn't much of a "thing" from your side, mainly mine.

MV has had some bad experiences with someone close to him - I seem to vaguely recall - that was/is mentally ill. Maybe I just push his buttons unintentionally. I am quite sad, though, I genuinely enjoyed being his buddy at the time we were acquainted. So no bad vibes. Just love.

Yeah, I know.  Everything’s cool here, Azzerae.  I like to joke around and I’m sorry for any offense.  Life’s too short to take thing’s too seriously, IMO.

P. S. - Jackstar is still an asshole troll. 

[Dr. MD MD]

No, that's fine. I can take a joke, believe me. I just thought things were going to take a turn for the worst and you were going to start going on a faggot-shouting rampage like old times. Forgive me, there is some PTSD in that.

Then you should know that what I’m primarily doing here is just to try to entertain and maybe even inform myself. If I happen to entertain and inform some others that’s great. If I piss some people off in the process that’s alright too as far as I’m concerned. Freedom must reign supreme! Given our conversation about art the other day I’d think you, of all people, would understand and relate. Toughen up, snowflake! People are actually going out of their way to like you here.

My jokes (and jokes in general at Bellgab) can sometimes get a bit meta. While it may’ve seemed like a slight against you to you it was really just yet another homage on my part to our beloved grammar Nazi, Jackstar. Irregardless is not a word. You meant to say regardless.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

How long will it be before some "your mama" joke will escape the lips of this glorified pharmacist?

Your mama is so ugly they had to take a pandemic to get her to wear a mask!

[Dr. MD MD]

Stop annoying @AZZERAE doc I tossed all my urine bags at the fascists last night so I shall be forced to wee on you directly 

A coast to coast urine stream? I’d like to see that.

[ItsOver]

Stop annoying @AZZERAE doc I tossed all my urine bags at the fascists last night so I shall be forced to wee on you directly 

How about tossing some of that poo 💩 at me?  I need something tasty to add to brunch.  Sigh... I wish I was at the Clifton Mill, enjoying a bodacious breakfast.  Oh, wait, that should be your dream.



“Yellow Springs ... it’s not just for weirdos!”

[AZZERAE]

What I’m primarily doing here is just to try to entertain and maybe even inform myself. If I happen to entertain and inform some others that’s great. If I piss some people off in the process that’s alright too as far as I’m concerned. Freedom must reign supreme! Given our conversation about art the other day I’d think you, of all people, would understand and relate. Toughen up, snowflake! People are actually going out of their way to like you here.

Yeah. I can be a hypocritical bastard, with a sprinkle of bigotry in there, but I'm the first to admit it. I'll toughen up. In time. My views and moods shift unexpectedly - and without even my own knowledge - so I guess I am a mystery, even to myself. I love these fuckers on this website. Even the ones I hate, I can appreciate. This place is one of a kind. And its owner doesn't need to have an affinity for me, what I do or how I am for me to enjoy it.

My jokes (and jokes in general at Bellgab) can sometimes get a bit meta. While it may’ve seemed like a slight against you to you it was really just yet another homage on my part to our beloved grammar Nazi, Jackstar. Irregardless is not a word. You meant to say regardless.

I knew (in the back of my mind) that I was pushing it with that one...I guess I have a knack for this pissing people the fuck off shit. LULZ. SOZ bruh.

A coast to coast urine stream? I’d like to see that.

Okay, this made me laugh relatively loud. I almost choked on my diet Coke. Ten outta ten.

[K_Dubb]

How about tossing some of that poo 💩 at me?  I need something tasty to add to brunch.

OMG ingenious and subversive!  I confess I had not, up until this very point, considered the full implications of the poo-cookie, gleefully flung at one another after which we settle down with our catch and a pot of coffee, as a metaphor for bellgab, and for life.  Mildly invasive hugs for everyone!

[AZZERAE]

Everything’s cool here, Azzerae. I like to joke around and I’m sorry for any offense. Life’s too short to take thing’s too seriously...

There's no need for you to apologise. I was a dick in that situation.

Jackstar is still an asshole troll.

Ah, but isn't that why we got the moniker "vaguely lovable", from Art Bell himself?

[AZZERAE]

How about tossing some of that poo at me?

https://youtu.be/r-fOVkLA2G4

[ItsOver]

There's no need for you to apologise. I was a dick in that situation.

Ah, but isn't that why we got the moniker "vaguely lovable", from Art Bell himself?

Heh, heh, heh... carry on.




   

[AZZERAE]

I had not, up until this very point, considered the full implications of the poo-cookie, gleefully flung at one another...

You into scat play?

[K_Dubb]

You into scat play?

Oh goodness no, only if it is secretly good-quality exotically spiced homemade lebkuchen with a high proportion of nut flour.

[ItsOver]

Oh goodness no, only if it is secretly good-quality exotically spiced homemade lebkuchen with a high proportion of nut flour.

Exactly. 

[AZZERAE]

Oh goodness no, only if [the "scat"] is secretly good-quality exotically spiced homemade lebkuchen with a high proportion of nut flour.

Anthony, the "Psychiatric Survivor" likes to watch gore.