The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Jackstar]

I light a smoke in contentment...

It's descended from your mother's ashes. Purpurfargade ansiktet.

[pate]

I did not offer to "meta" remote...

[Jackstar]

Und-sehr, brah?

[pate]

chef & RUBBY!  Attend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5cqnRJzFnc

-p

[Jackstar]

I did not offer to "meta" remote...

[Jackstar]

chef & RUBBY!  Attend:

Dude, just put your sister in your old Cub Scout uniform and send her over. YOU ARE DONE.

[pate]

I ah vey Zed...

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I ah vey Zed...

eh?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Dude, just put your sister in your old Cub Scout uniform and send her over. YOU ARE DONE.

Excuse me HUN!? She may or may not have a chess game!!!

[Jackstar]

This could be the funniest "one-liner" "comeback/burn" in BG history (It's all subjective - or IS it?):

I'm not gonna lie: that shit was inspired by The Divine. I knew it was The Hotness while I was typing it out, because my fingertips, and my pineal, and my anus all got hot at the same time.

I mean, like, crazy hot. Like, I could have been whipping up popcorn or s'mores. Don't fucking question me, Fuckos--I AM YOUR SAVIOR. KNEEL.

[Jackstar]

She may or may not have a chess game!!!

She means nothing until it's +3 out of five. Company policy.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I'm not gonna lie: that shit was inspired by The Divine. I knew it was The Hotness while I was typing it out, because my fingertips, and my pineal, and my anus all got hot at the same time.

I mean, like, crazy hot. Like, I could have been whipping up popcorn or s'mores. Don't fucking question me, Fuckos--I AM YOUR SAVIOR. KNEEL.

where are my smores and popcorn poser!?

[Jackstar]

= CiaraDILDO could NEVER match or surpass or "get under" JACKstar-kinda-shit !

I actually don't know who that even is. Fuck that guy.

[pate]

https://youtu.be/7DAhIPRvjqk

[Jackstar]

I actually don't know who that even is. Fuck that guy.

I stand by these statements.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I stand by these statements.

What guy are we supposed to fuck?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I actually don't know who that even is. Fuck that guy.

Fuck who?

[Jackstar]

Fuck who?

I am moments away from providing you with a bulleted list.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I am moments away from providing you with a bulleted list.

Ok, is that legal?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I am moments away from providing you with a bulleted list.

You better figure out how to "administer the CBDs"

[Jackstar]

Ok, is that legal?

[Jackstar]

where are my smores and popcorn poser!?

They're ready for you on Friday. Pack a lunch.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

They're ready for you on Friday. Pack a lunch.

You know I can't leave bitch Lasagne

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

[Jackstar]

You know I can't leave bitch Lasagne

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[Jackstar]

You know I can't leave bitch Lasagne

BRING IT WITH YOU PSYCHO BITCH DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIRTSTY WE ARE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[SpaceMeowMaid]

BRING IT WITH YOU PSYCHO BITCH DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIRTSTY WE ARE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Go Home Jackstar you're drunk!!!

[Jackstar]

Go Home Jackstar you're drunk!!!

I'm not yet off security shift. Quiet, you.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

My take is that chefist and RUBBY are one and the same.

Mind blown over here.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I'm not yet off security shift. Quiet, you.

You are not qualified to be my Jailer, Sailor