Dark Matter: The Callers

[Nucky Nolan]

Post memorable, good or bad, calls here. One of the craziest came from a guy who claims to secretly tape a neighborhood man who's addicted to drugs. He said that he hid cameras in the guy's home and that he put the clips on a pay-per-view site. Most of the neighbors were in on it, just like a real-life version of "The Truman Show". It's likely nonsense, but it's memorable in that the story is original. It could be the 2013 version of "Ba Ba Booey pranks", as the guy calls other programs, with the same story. It could be that it's a sadistic joke to freak out mentally ill listeners who think that they're targeted individuals (TIs) of gang-stalkers. On the very off chance that it's real, the caller and his accomplices sound like a bunch of cruel vigilantes, with the caller taking delight in making the addict homeless and jobless due to their alleged shenanigans.   

[jazmunda]

I liked the caller tonight who asked Jonathan Reed if the alien in the freezer ate anything from the freezer like Pizza Rolls.

[Heather Wade]

I liked the caller tonight who asked Jonathan Reed if the alien in the freezer ate anything from the freezer like Pizza Rolls.

He made everyone's night!

[dan7800]

He made everyone's night!

Ha!

I also like the video tape guy. Art was having a good laugh at his story.

[bateman]

Hi everyone,

You may recognize me from my call here:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1miPTJ3BpQX

That's right, I'm Dane from Pittsburgh.

I was in a chatroom filled with 4chan's /x/ members listening to the show. The guest, Dr. Reed (is he even a doctor!!!?) was just so crazy I was hysterically laughing at points. I decided to call in, and everyone in the chat room was rooting for me.

Why pizza rolls? Well as a reader of this forum, I and everyone else knows the joke about George Noory and the pizza rolls story. But I had to find a way to work it in. Carefully, ever so carefully.

And I did it!!! I even got Art to laugh. I hope you enjoyed as well.

[HorrorReporter]

I really enjoyed the unnamed man asking plainly if Dr. Reed's alien left refuse behind ..

[widespread1]

I liked the sultry female bellgab caller

[PB the Deplorable]

The 3 callers the first night that started off by calling him Mr Bell in their best JC voices.

Art:  'I thought you were someone else'


ROTFL

[Chine]

The 3 callers the first night that started off by calling him Mr Bell in their best JC voices.

Art:  'I thought you were someone else'


ROTFL

Haha. That was the best. Can't wait til JC gets in to make his return.

[ziznak]

The 3 callers the first night that started off by calling him Mr Bell in their best JC voices.

Art:  'I thought you were someone else'


ROTFL

YESSS

and dane from pittsburgh is my hero

[Mr. Hanky]

I've only listened to the opening Dark Matter show with Michio Kaku so far. Almost all of the callers sounded like a bunch of hicks. I felt embarrassed for a professor of theoretical physics to have to hear these Deliverance types call Art's show. Art really needs to screen these hillbillies. I don't want to hear them.

[Heather Wade]

I liked the sultry female bellgab caller

Awwwww.  *warm & fuzzys*

I'm listening to the Reed show to hear it again... I waited 10 long years to make that call!!  Unreal.

Can't tell ya how many times I'd be listening to an old Open Lines show with the painful regret of never being brave enough to call in.  When we were stalking the progress bar, I declared to myself I would not pass it up this time.  Like every other caller, did not really think I'd get through.

[BattyBrooke]

I really enjoyed the unnamed man asking plainly if Dr. Reed's alien left refuse behind ..

That was THE best call! You know you were all thinking what he had the nerve to ask. I know I was, anyway. Hah!