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I'm going to run for office in 2016.

Started by SR-71, August 30, 2013, 09:05:38 PM

Who should be my running mate in 2016?

MV
Fort Rock
Onan
Ufo Fill
Art Bell
George Noory
other
Ian punnett
John "be full of crap" wells
Mickey mouse
aldousburbank
morphiaflow

SR-71

I think that I going to run for Prez in 2016? I will most likely not win but if I do win I will make the country a better place. I will Listen to the one who got me in office. The coast/bell gabbers are the ones who made it happen. I will have MV be in charge of department of IT. Morgus will be in charge of the department of facts. Fort Rock will be in charge of cleaning the restrooms and trash. there will be other jobs for everyone. ;) ;)

Morgus

c2c guest Andrew Bisagio is already planning on running for President in 2016 (and winning according to his time travel work)
maybe you can be his running mate and run for vp?

SR-71

Quote from: Morgus on August 30, 2013, 11:11:02 PM
c2c guest Andrew Bisagio is already planning on running for President in 2016 (and winning according to his time travel work)
maybe you can be his running mate and run for vp?
Morgus if I was going to be the prez of the usa, I will have a room in the white house that MV could do his podcast/radio show. All the gabber will be "zcar" of something. And anyone who is still a coast insider will be taxed @ 110% tax rate.

SR-71

hello my friends. Just to let you all know you just have to write my name in when you all vote in Nov 2016. Also vote as much as you can and want too. To all aliens(legal and not and space aliens too) you can vote for me too. ;) Also if your dead or the undead you can vote for me too. ;)

SR-71

I just added more people to the poll. remember to vote in 2016.

SR-71

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 06:23:09 PM
I just added more people to the poll. remember to vote in 2016.
It looks like MV is in the lead to be my awesome running mate.

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
It looks like MV is in the lead to be my awesome running mate.
I hope Onan wins.  Then you can print up "The Douche and the Dude 2016" bumper stickers!

SR-71

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on September 01, 2013, 06:57:04 PM
I hope Onan wins.  Then you can print up "The Douche and the Dude 2016" bumper stickers!

Realcool its going to be "dude and awesome dude 2016"

aldousburbank

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on September 01, 2013, 06:57:04 PM
I hope Onan wins.  Then you can print up "The Douche and the Dude 2016" bumper stickers!
Geez RCD, I love you man!

SR-71

as many of you know this topic is really a "joke" but you can still write me in for 2016 because I know I will do a better job then Comrade Obama.

aldousburbank

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 07:25:21 PM
as many of you know this topic is really a "joke" but you can still write me in for 2016 because I know I will do a better job then Comrade Obama.
Of course, he's not running.

SR-71

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 01, 2013, 07:30:00 PM
Of course, he's not running.
you can run if you want. I bet that you can do a good job too. Comrade Obama did set the bar pretty low.

aldousburbank

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 07:35:04 PM
you can run if you want.
Oh I want to run alright, every time some fool comes around the compound talking their dang ol politriks.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 07:01:00 PM
Realcool its going to be "dude and awesome dude 2016"

I doubt that you meet the age requirement. Maybe you should run for student council.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: SR-71 on September 01, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
It looks like MV is in the lead to be my awesome running mate.

Thank you. And, yes, it's true: I'm pretty fucking awesome. 


aldousburbank

Dude, you look just like my connection from the 70's. What happened man?  I waited at the airport for you until the 80's, when the music really started to suck. Since you look exactly as you did then, I assume you've managed to score the time travel shit too. See you in Morocco ese!

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 02, 2013, 01:09:18 AM
I doubt that you meet the age requirement. Maybe you should run for student council.



Requirements no longer matter, just refuse to turn over any documents or personal information.  Remember o run as a Democrat and get the media on your side first though.

Foodlion

I see no love for Wells. Not even George voted for him when he casted his 3 votes.

Juan

Maybe I should run.  I promise to make no promises other than what's in this post.  If elected, I promise to do nothing except accept the check and cash it.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 02, 2013, 02:37:32 PM


Requirements no longer matter, just refuse to turn over any documents or personal information.  Remember o run as a Democrat and get the media on your side first though.

Da dummmm Tsssshhhhhhhh !!!

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 02, 2013, 02:37:32 PM
Requirements no longer matter, just refuse to turn over any documents or personal information.  Remember o run as a Democrat and get the media on your side first though.

O. wasn't a high school student, though. Just sayin'.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 03, 2013, 10:52:55 PM
Just sayin'.

Nucky, I hate that phrase when it's used by people over thirty. It's a pet peeve, so let's not use it again, 'kay*?

*Yes, that's another overused and trite one. It should have stopped with David Spade in the '90s.

SR-71

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 03, 2013, 10:52:55 PM
O. wasn't a high school student, though. Just sayin'.
MV is in the lead but onan is very close. If i win in 2016, I think that I will make onan an adviser. Both MV and Onan are very AWESOME PEOPLE. BTW the coastgabber/bellgabber are also VERY AWESOME PEOPLE.

SR-71

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 03, 2013, 10:57:17 PM
Nucky, I hate that phrase when it's used by people over thirty. It's a pet peeve, so let's not use it again, 'kay*?

*Yes, that's another overused and trite one. It should have stopped with David Spade in the '90s.
Agree. I hate the saying "just saying". If I win in 2016, that phrase will be outlaw and the people who say it will be put on an island with Capt Noory.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: SR-71 on September 03, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
Agree. I hate the saying "just saying". If I win in 2016, that phrase will be outlaw and the people who say it will be put on an island with Capt Noory.

In that case, I might make a campaign contribution. If you promise to fine guys, who call me bro, I will vote for you.

SR-71

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on September 03, 2013, 11:11:27 PM
In that case, I might make a campaign contribution. If you promise to fine guys, who call me bro, I will vote for you.
I'll do that for you, Nucky. I will take suggestion from all gabbers. I will have an open door policy for all gabbers.

SR-71

Quote from: SR-71 on September 03, 2013, 11:21:41 PM
I'll do that for you, Nucky. I will take suggestion from all gabbers. I will have an open door policy for all gabbers.
Also ufo phil/rick still will be outlaw too. I will send him off to the same island as capt noory.


SR-71

Quote from: FightTheFuture on September 03, 2013, 11:34:21 PM
Can I get me a gummet job if you win?
Yes you can. Do you want to be a adviser of mine??

SR-71

MV and Onan are tied as of 10:47 California Time. it looks like co-vps.

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