Bacon - The Wonder Drug

Pragmier · May 13, 2013, 11:37:28 AM

A funny hoax, that also fooled Drudge.

edit: yeah it had me going too till I realized it's source

ItsOver · May 13, 2013, 11:54:39 AM

Yep, that's why I called it a "joke" article. But still very funny. I'd like to see an article where he's turned away for requesting cake at a bakery.

Sardondi · May 13, 2013, 01:15:07 PM

NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

Eddie Coyle · May 13, 2013, 01:50:23 PM

Quote from: Sardondi on May 13, 2013, 01:15:07 PM

NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

Quite apposite considering most pizza joints are run by Abdel, not Vito.

Juan · May 13, 2013, 07:35:13 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on May 13, 2013, 10:43:06 AM

I'm waiting for Bloomberg to issue a mandatory edict for the denizens of NYC to eat a minimum number of bugs a day so he can feel good.

Fry the bugs in some bacon grease and they'll probably be good.

ItsOver · May 13, 2013, 07:36:48 PM

Quote from: UFO Fill on May 13, 2013, 07:35:13 PM
Fry the bugs in some bacon grease and they'll probably be good.

Of course! Everything's better with bacon!

ksm32 · May 14, 2013, 06:37:52 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on May 08, 2013, 06:46:12 AM
I hate those people who live long lives and attribute it to unhealthy eating, pack a day smoking and drinking excessively. I did those things and I was on my way to an early grave. As a result I had to eat rabbit food, give up the smokes and go dry as a dead dogs dong and now I want to die. Go figure.

Ahh, you say you did "those things" as in all of them.. mabye just drinking while eating healthy and not smoking would have you happy.
... but to be serious, Sardoni makes a great point, you're genetic toolkit means eveything.