Singularly Unattractive Actresses/Actors.

[Usagi]

Gerard Depardieu did it for me when years ago... And he continues as a fave of the French.

Although puzzlingly late in coming, I don't believe the French are too keen on him anymore.  You know, considering how he'd rather be a citizen of Russia than pay his taxes.


http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/04/world/europe/putin-makes-gerard-depardieu-a-citizen-of-russia.html


And, while I'm on this tread, I'll just state that I do not get Anne Hathaway.  Ugh.  She looks like a disturbing creepy-eyed ever-grinning doofus.  Always the same expression.  I can not watch any film with her in it.  And I don't want to hear anyone defending her on the basis of her personality.  I'm sure it's just swell.  Don't know; don't care!

[Eddie Coyle]

And, while I'm on this tread, I'll just state that I do not get Anne Hathaway.  Ugh.  She looks like a disturbing creepy-eyed ever-grinning doofus.  Always the same expression.  I can not watch any film with her in it.  And I don't want to hear anyone defending her on the basis of her personality.  I'm sure it's just swell.  Don't know; don't care!

Thank you for including her. I always intend to, but forget. There's just nothing there, a brunette Gwyneth Paltrow who apparently is considered a leading lady...most likely by homosexuals "in the biz", whose opinion on leading ladies probably are probably not in accordance with mine.

[Caruthers612]

          What I want to know is, is there going to be a corollary thread to this one about singularly gorgeous and/or smokin' hot actors/singer/etc., which not only accepts but encourages the mention of heartbreaker sluts. If so, I'd like to nominate Liz Vicious as the first Miss Bonemaker. Let me count the ways...

[ItsOver]

Hmmmmmm.....Black-eyed children, anyone?




 

[McPhallus]

I don't think we've ever had a FAP thread on here.....

          What I want to know is, is there going to be a corollary thread to this one about singularly gorgeous and/or smokin' hot actors/singer/etc., which not only accepts but encourages the mention of heartbreaker sluts. If so, I'd like to nominate Liz Vicious as the first Miss Bonemaker. Let me count the ways...

[PB the Deplorable]

I have to say I never expected to see Anne Hathaway listed on this thread.

(shrugs)

[Caruthers612]

[size=78%]And, while I'm on this tread, I'll just state that I do not get Anne Hathaway.[/size]

           She's not very interesting, I'll grant ye, but I do think she's beautiful.

[ggseattle]

Then:


Now:


Very:
Creepy

[Caruthers612]

                Curious what the guys think of Elle Fanning. I've been enchanted by sister Dakota for years, but at first blush, Elle to me looks like the after effects of battery acid.
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[Caruthers612]

        I take it back. I just looked again at Elle and realized I'm an idiot, she's lovely. Besides, I read that she's only a kid, fourteen.
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[BigDave]

         Thank you for including her. I always intend to, but forget. There's just nothing there, a brunette Gwyneth Paltrow who apparently is considered a leading lady...most likely by homosexuals "in the biz", whose opinion on leading ladies probably are probably not in accordance with mine.

She's pretty to Me! I sure as hell wouldn't kick Her out of bed for eating crackers

[BigDave]

         Something that it isn't a remake emanating from Hollywood. That's actually unique now.

         Beyond The Valley of the Dolls(written by chubby perv Roger Ebert) is brilliant satire and gloriously awful and casting Playmates in lead roles . And somewhat prescient with Phil Spector-ish "Z-Man". It shares space with DePalma's Greetings and Hi Mom, IMO, in being outlandishly goofy, but deep down very cutting satires of society in that 1968-70 period.

           

Roger Ebert could be in Human Centipede II

[ziznak]

pedo much??

[Rachael Nexusei]

Why is it that people feel the need to criticize another’s looks, when they themselves probably aren’t all that attractive?
‘Who you’d be willing to date, who you’d be willing to shag.’
Do you honestly think they would have no opinion of you?

Oh, and by the way, I am as shallow as the next person.
But what is the saying, 'when the lights are out, everyone looks the same'
yeah, but they don't always feel the same.
I have a massive headache, so not tonight...I mean today...I mean right now!

[onan]

Why is it that people feel the need to criticize another’s looks, when they themselves probably aren’t all that attractive?
‘Who you’d be willing to date, who you’d be willing to shag.’
Do you honestly think they would have no opinion of you?

Oh, and by the way, I am as shallow as the next person.
But what is the saying, 'when the lights are out, everyone looks the same'
yeah, but they don't always feel the same.
I have a massive headache, so not tonight...I mean today...I mean right now!

Excellent question. But the answer is quite obvious. We are told what is attractive. We are told what makes us better. It is quite pathetic when one takes a look at it. I mean, lusting after a kid... wtf? And we wonder why teenage pregnancy is so high.
I was at a children's modeling with a walkway. Don't ask. Anyway, Two children, a boy and a girl, dressed in formal wear. Both no older than 9, and the announcer a woman probably in her 40's trying to look 25 asked "Dare I say it, they are sexy." It is all rubbish.

[stevesh]

Excellent question. But the answer is quite obvious. We are told what is attractive. We are told what makes us better. It is quite pathetic when one takes a look at it. I mean, lusting after a kid... wtf? And we wonder why teenage pregnancy is so high.
I was at a children's modeling with a walkway. Don't ask. Anyway, Two children, a boy and a girl, dressed in formal wear. Both no older than 9, and the announcer a woman probably in her 40's trying to look 25 asked "Dare I say it, they are sexy." It is all rubbish.

Went to a Holiday Inn years ago for a computer show, but had the day wrong and found myself in the midst of a 'beauty pagent' for girls of all ages. Still creeps me out thinking about the toddlers in makeup and high heels.

[Yorkshire pud]

Went to a Holiday Inn years ago for a computer show, but had the day wrong and found myself in the midst of a 'beauty pagent' for girls of all ages. Still creeps me out thinking about the toddlers in makeup and high heels.

These pageants are abuse. They've started over in the UK too..The mothers (usually accompanied by the toddler's aunt and grandmother (15 and 30 respectively) are usually bleached blond, not overly intelligent, and certainly lacking in the attractiveness stakes.. If a man dressed his daughter of 2 like that, plucked their eyebrows and spray tanned them, the police would get involved, so why is it okay that the mothers can?

[Sardondi]

Went to a Holiday Inn years ago for a computer show, but had the day wrong and found myself in the midst of a 'beauty pagent' for girls of all ages. Still creeps me out thinking about the toddlers in makeup and high heels.

These pageants are abuse. They've started over in the UK too..The mothers (usually accompanied by the toddler's aunt and grandmother (15 and 30 respectively) are usually bleached blond, not overly intelligent, and certainly lacking in the attractiveness stakes.. If a man dressed his daughter of 2 like that, plucked their eyebrows and spray tanned them, the police would get involved, so why is it okay that the mothers can?

My then-fiance wife roped me into going to a "beauty pageant" where a child of a friend was entered. It's been 25 years and I still wake in a sweat from nightmares of that night...

[stevesh]

These pageants are abuse. They've started over in the UK too..The mothers (usually accompanied by the toddler's aunt and grandmother (15 and 30 respectively) are usually bleached blond, not overly intelligent, and certainly lacking in the attractiveness stakes.. If a man dressed his daughter of 2 like that, plucked their eyebrows and spray tanned them, the police would get involved, so why is it okay that the mothers can?

Don't know if you get the TV show Toddlers and Tiaras in the UK, but it's a celebration of this (I agree with you) child abuse. The mothers are almost indistinguishable from one another in appearance, speech patterns and in my estimation of their intelligence, and make the folks on Doomsday Preppers and Swamp People look like the Algonquin Round Table.

[Rachael Nexusei]

I think beauty pageants in general are ridiculous.  As onan said, we are being told what to think is beautiful, what we must like, what we need, to be accepted. 
I had to look this up, but there are male beauty pageants too.

[Rachael Nexusei]

The powers that be do not want us to think for ourselves, so they keep us amused in any way possible, giving us what we have been programmed to believe we want.

[BigDave]

I think beauty pageants in general are ridiculous.  As onan said, we are being told what to think is beautiful, what we must like, what we need, to be accepted. 
I had to look this up, but there are male beauty pageants too.

Beauty is only skin deep,but ugly is to the bone

[Rachael Nexusei]

Haha, yeah, ugliness on the inside (and I am not talking about all the gooey blood and guts stuff inside, thank goodness it is on the inside and not out because that would not be very pleasant to look at all the time and messy too, dripping stuff on the carpet and all, but inside-out we would at least all look pretty much the same, I should imagine, except for gender differences and size, of course) is the worst.
I am taking it as that is what you meant 

[West of the Rockies]

"I mean, lusting after a kid... wtf?" -- Onan  

Do you recall when some company put out a tee-shirt a couple years ago with the horrific question printed across it, "Are you tighter than a 5th grader?"  (For those who don't get the reference, it is a play on the "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" TV show that was on at the time.  The shirt was pulled from the shelves pretty quickly; as I recall, the offending company claimed it was all meant in good humor but understood how some might be offended.  Anything for a buck, I suppose.

[Caruthers612]

Don't know if you get the TV show Toddlers and Tiaras in the UK, but it's a celebration of this (I agree with you) child abuse. The mothers are almost indistinguishable from one another in appearance, speech patterns and in my estimation of their intelligence, and make the folks on Doomsday Preppers and Swamp People look like the Algonquin Round Table.

          Bonus points for referencing the Algonquin Round Table, you cultured son of a bonnet, you. I did see a documentary once about those insane mothers who prostitute their daughters in those child beauty pageants. The mothers should be shot and those pageants should be banned. Now I'm going to investigate Doomsday Preppers. Sometimes those Aryan inbreeders have hot daughters.

[BigDave]

          Bonus points for referencing the Algonquin Round Table, you cultured son of a bonnet, you. I did see a documentary once about those insane mothers who prostitute their daughters in those child beauty pageants. The mothers should be shot and those pageants should be banned. Now I'm going to investigate Doomsday Preppers. Sometimes those Aryan inbreeders have hot daughters.

At this point I wish tv would quit having reality programs. I'm very burned out on them

[ItsOver]

At this point I wish tv would quit having reality programs. I'm very burned out on them

I'm more than ready to return to Westerns. 

[Sardondi]

I'm more than ready to return to Westerns.

I have to admit I loved Deadwood. Speaking of which,from what I've seen of Justified, it seems to be a modern day western.

[onan]

I have to admit I loved Deadwood. Speaking of which,from what I've seen of Justified, it seems to be a modern day western.

Yeah, I think Justified is very engaging. Boyd Crowder played by Walton Coggins is a great bad guy. Very well written. Timothy Olyphant, well my wife drools.

[ItsOver]

I'm afraid I've missed seeing both "Deadwood" and "Justified," so far.  I'll have to confess to somewhat missing some of the "innocence" of the "Gunsmoke" Western days.  Seems like Peckinpah changed that naivete of mine.  Just something about Festus and "Matthew" that I miss.