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your favorite story george has told about his personal life?

Started by tweet75, April 16, 2012, 10:56:30 PM

Tara

Quote from: danDNA on June 13, 2012, 11:22:03 AM
i like the one where international superstar deejay George was nearly kidnapped by mexican drug lords, i spent an hour once imagining what they would do to him.

The Mexican drug cartel often decapitates its victims;  Noory's head on a pike.  I'm trying to think where they'd display it. 

Quote from: Tara on June 13, 2012, 01:26:44 PM
The Mexican drug cartel often decapitates its victims;  Noory's head on a pike.  I'm trying to think where they'd display it.


Over the cabstand?

ziznak

Quote from: Tara on June 13, 2012, 01:26:44 PM
The Mexican drug cartel often decapitates its victims;  Noory's head on a pike.  I'm trying to think where they'd display it. 
Hell his head alone could turn back the Turks and Vlad the Impaler !


Sleepwalker

I like the one where he tells about how he and his identical twin brother, Giorgio Tsoukalos, ran away from home at the age of six, joined the circus, and were adopted by the Flying Wallendas.

bluth co.

Quote from: Sleepwalker on June 14, 2012, 08:44:37 AM
I like the one where he tells about how he and his identical twin brother, Giorgio Tsoukalos, ran away from home at the age of six, joined the circus, and were adopted by the Flying Wallendas.
lol he actually tells that story!?!? *___* You can't be serious.

Sleepwalker

Quote from: bluth co. on June 14, 2012, 12:19:30 PM
lol he actually tells that story!?!? *___* You can't be serious.

Well . . . he never told that one but . . . it sounds like something that could have happened  :)

MrMajestik

My favorite is when Noory was in Thailand and he wakes up and finds a really small and young woman standing above him urinating on his chest.
He's very uneasy but doesn't speak the language so he does nothing.
.
Then the woman backs up and drops a small  turd on his forehead and as he sits up some of it rolls down to the mustache. She scampers out of the room and Noory quickly dials the front desk all concerned and says:

"Hey ,there has been a mistake, I didn't order room service!"

kf5iwe

If Noory had been taken/kidnapped/dealt with in Mexico, who would the replacement be?
1 Alex Jones
2 John Batchelor( My pick)
3 John B Wells
4 Art Bell ( just checking if you are paying attention)
5 Larry King
6 Red Eye


Quote from: kf5iwe on June 20, 2012, 12:43:53 PM
If Noory had been taken/kidnapped/dealt with in Mexico, who would the replacement be?
1 Alex Jones
2 John Batchelor( My pick)
3 John B Wells
4 Art Bell ( just checking if you are paying attention)
5 Larry King
6 Red Eye

Tommy.

BigDave

Mine is George's father wanted Him to be a dentist and wasn't pleased when He became a reporter ::)


Juan

I guess his story about sleeping with his sister until he was 12 now tops them all.

BobGrau

Quote from: MrMajestik on June 19, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
My favorite is when Noory was in Thailand and he wakes up and finds a really small and young woman standing above him urinating on his chest.
He's very uneasy but doesn't speak the language so he does nothing.
.
Then the woman backs up and drops a small  turd on his forehead and as he sits up some of it rolls down to the mustache. She scampers out of the room and Noory quickly dials the front desk all concerned and says:

"Hey ,there has been a mistake, I didn't order room service!"

"How aaarree yyeeeeewwwww??? So, how did you get into hotel reception..."


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