Art Bell

[MV/Liberace!]

Anybody remember Phil Hendrie's hilarious spoofs of Art back in the day? The best part were the C. Crane spoof commercials, like the Devil-be-gone hell suit, Donner Party of Two, and Drink!.

The Earth Handle

[MV/Liberace!]

Ok, so here is the deal, you can try stations with Dave on if you want, we already got one BUT its most likely not going to work because they also have Rush and will threaten to cancel if Dave is removed, most likely the reason he is there in the first place. Best bet is try the competition.

To the very best of my understanding we have already made Radio History by stations signing on to a show that has not even started airing yet. Thank you all. This is not yet the blitz but it sure is working!

Always ask for the Manager, or the Program Director when calling.

Art

[MV/Liberace!]

And all i can say is IM GAY mv should know that by now lol.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Has anyone received their Hummus from Dave yet?

Screw that, I want the kibbeh he promised.

[Queen]

What???  Im not chinies

[MAX]

Crap, I missed some things. You're all fags. I'm a fag. Fag, fag, fag, Fageddy fagfag. If I didn't offend you, you're still a fag.

At least ypur not a Homo

[ge30542]

I don't call people nigger because they may well be able to beat me up, but fag... come on, I can win that one hands down.

Also VERY funny.
( hear about the 4 gay guys that assaulted a woman?
3 of em held her down and one did her hair)

[sydtron]

Well ive been here on bellgab since it was gns. I just spent 30 mins going thru the posts i missed thT was lole 15 pages back

And all i can say is IM GAY mv should know that by now lol.

If u want to say fag i dont care its a dumb word to me so knock urself out lol.

I got better things to sorry about then someones speach. Words are just that words. Say fag say nigger say spick say whatever u want. just dont spit on me.

Im 34 and i prolly have another 40 years on this lame as rock we call earth and im not wasting it by worrying about someons words lol

Now lets all get to gether and write a nice song using all the derogatory words and cuddle up. Lol

Remember to hate the flying purple people eaters too!!!!

Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
Hoo-ray! Lizardshit! FUCK!
-George Carlin

[ge30542]

And all i can say is IM GAY mv should know that by now lol.

NIN, geez! I thought I was the ONLY male bellgabber with the Judy Garland gene. I don't feel special any more.
Say fag all you want, the word doesn't bother me either.

[wr250]

NIN, geez! I thought I was the ONLY male bellgabber with the Judy Garland gene. I don't feel special any more.
Say fag all you want, the word doesn't bother me either.

why is you avatar smoking a fag? you know smoking is not PC right?

[ItsOver]

... I'm sort of a pretentious ass verbally due to my latent childhood dream of broadcasting for NPR.

Ha!  Can you lull listeners asleep, all without ambien?

[ItsOver]

... Remember when I left XM? What is said here about Dave is child's play compared to that. I just kept telling you I would come back and stream for free, at least that's how I remember it.

Art

I think we all better understand now, Art, but that was painful.  I remember the DM show where you said "We're all in" and it was as if somebody had punched me in the gut.  I knew then DM was more than likely over.  Sorry for all the vitriol at the time.

Thank you for coming back!

[ItsOver]

Well once the sun comes up again on the east coast, that's when I get to work here on the west coast hitting phones again.

The goal tomorrow is 20 Interested stations.

Do it for the family!

[Camazotz Automat]

Only until I invent time travel.

I forbid you to go all John Titor on me. I can barely keep up with this thread as it is. I cannot allow myself the luxury to worry about the future of this thread, or for that matter, the past value of this thread being Titorized.

Time Traveling will be reported to someone who cares.

As soon as I determine who that is.

[ItsOver]

After all the discussion on "hate speech," whatever that is, I just realized the only verbage that would really piss me off would be to call me a "Coast Insider."

[jerry]

After all the discussion on "hate speech," whatever that is, I just realized the only verbage that would really piss me off would be to call me a "Coast Insider."

heh heh.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

After all the discussion on "hate speech," whatever that is, I just realized the only verbage that would really piss me off would be to call me a "Coast Insider."

What if I called you a steaming pile of Jimmy Church?

[PathoJen]

Well once the sun comes up again on the east coast, that's when I get to work here on the west coast hitting phones again.

The goal tomorrow is 20 Interested stations.

Wow! Good work.

[PathoJen]

Has anyone received their Hummus from Dave yet?

Check your spam folder.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Anybody remember Phil Hendrie's hilarious spoofs of Art back in the day? The best part were the C. Crane spoof commercials, like the Devil-be-gone hell suit, Donner Party of Two, and Drink!.

The Earth Handle

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Radio Wave Repellant Hat

Ass Gas Catcher

Mark of the Beast Tattoo Kit

Turd Vaporizer

Pubic Hair Straightener Comb

...brought to you by Peenman Enterprises!

[paladin1991]

Yeah, at some point Frank O. Pinion bought the station. Since he's the boss, he still has his show which is literally frozen in 1985. Same sound effects, same jokes, same everything. You turn him on now and he's like "I'll bet that Geraldine Ferraro could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" like the last 30 years has not passed.

Okay, I think I gotta give this guy a listen.  Ferraro.  Isn't she dead?  That sucking bit would be some trick.

[paladin1991]

Wait, hands down where?

[paladin1991]

Hey Jaz, what stations could we possibly solicit here to take a look at Art as a potential show?

I would love to introduce this country to a talent like Art. This country needs a show like Midnight in the Desert.

Yes.  It does.   I can't think of a single country that doesn't deserve a broadcast like Midnight.

In fact, if you look it up, ART FUCKING BELL translates to Captain Midnight in the local dialect of the lower transvaal.

ART FUCKING BELL.....Captain Midnight.....Midnight in the Desert.  It's a logical progression.

[paladin1991]

one time I was with someone and it was gettin goin and art bell was on in the background. art started doing a commercial for super prostate formula and we started laughing, and I was like "fuck, thanks art bell" and we both started laughing really hard

hope you like my story about getting cockblocked by art bell

Glad your boyfriend got a laugh out of it.

[paladin1991]

Ok, so here is the deal, you can try stations with Dave on if you want, we already got one BUT its most likely not going to work because they also have Rush and will threaten to cancel if Dave is removed, most likely the reason he is there in the first place. Best bet is try the competition.

To the very best of my understanding we have already made Radio History by stations signing on to a show that has not even started airing yet. Thank you all. This is not yet the blitz but it sure is working!

Always ask for the Manager, or the Program Director when calling.

Art

Roger that.  And congrats on making history, yet again.   

[paladin1991]

People in Public life better have thick skin or they don't last, something I learned 30 plus Years ago. It's part of the job description. Remember when I left XM? What is said here about Dave is child's play compared to that. I just kept telling you I would come back and stream for free, at least that's how I remember it.

Art

Right on.  I thought coming out of Catholic Schools that I had a thick skin.  The Marines...well shit, how do I explain that to ppl that could never understand unless you've been there.  Let's just say that if nothing was sacred in Catholic school, then NOTHING was sacred in the Corps.  (Except for GOD Himself, because GOD loves the Marine Corps.)
But, I believe that Americans have grown weak and sensitive to the point that a long look is enough to make most ppl cringe, look away and think of a happy place.

[onan]

God made marines to get rid of the devil drink, alcohol.

[paladin1991]

I wonder how many people can go back to that thread, read their posts and not kick themselves?

Faithless Fucks.

NO Faith.  That's how wars and souls are lost.

[paladin1991]

You and Jaz should build you own radio station down under.  Then carry Art's new show 24/7! Solved.
It's what a true Art Bell fan would do.
Get cracking Rattle your dags! 

here in the U.S. there are micro transmitters.  I found that option on some Patriot page.  Maybe a similiar set up for OZ?  Probably violates some edict in the land of OZ.

[paladin1991]

When MV and I hit the big time with The GabCast we are going to do this:

http://youtu.be/7HrmD_vIMIk

PS I'm the skinny guy.

Why you gotta be the skinny one?