George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".

Why do I have the feeling if someone brought Pol Pot up to George we'd end up with some kind of quote about a chicken Pol Pot pie?

[zeebo]

I'm hoping showing this cat will get us back on track, like this ....

Hitler -> Kittly Hitler -> Cute Kitties ->  Kitties make me Happy -> Noory is ruining my Happiness -> George Noory Sucks.

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[zeebo]

A couple notes on tonite's intro:

Peter Davenport, head of the National UFO Reporting center, who pretty much takes every submission to his site as verbatim fact - claims he is "the most skeptical person in the world" about UFO reports.

George, noting that he's got an appearance soon in Montreal, says he's got to "dust up" on his French.  (Maybe try English first doofus.)

[UFQuack]

Don't tell me--we're back at the Ouija board again?

aka. spirit board, ouijorch board, mustache tickler

How else is Robert the Doll going to send Jorch texts? RTD doesn't have a cell phone or a computer--not like Einstein.

[Designx]

Don't tell me--we're back at the Ouija board again?

aka. spirit board, ouijorch board, mustache tickler

How else is Robert the Doll going to send Jorch texts? RTD doesn't have a cell phone or a computer--not like Einstein.

I doubt George is gonna do this - would piss off Coast's large evangelical audience.  Then they can claim George was invaded by a demon.

[Dateline]

This is so passe'  Been there, heard this.

[PB the Deplorable]

I doubt George is gonna do this - would piss off Coast's large evangelical audience.  Then they can claim George was invaded by a demon.

Ma Noory is not going to let her boy unleash Satan over the airwaves.

Meanwhile Tommy boy is dusting up on his French Fries

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Don't tell me--we're back at the Ouija board again?

aka. spirit board, ouijorch board, mustache tickler

How else is Robert the Doll going to send Jorch texts? RTD doesn't have a cell phone or a computer--not like Einstein.

I think it was during the summer about 3-4 years ago?  Jorch must think that he does not have any long-term listeners to broach the subject yet again.

[yumyumtree]

Is this the proper use of the word "flotilla"? I'll have to look it up.

[yumyumtree]

According to my dictionary, it can be a "large force of moving things", so I guess, yes.

[Morgus]

Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04  George's Birthday Party"

Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?
Art Bell NEVER did that, just had regular guests on those nights...

Expect endless surprise guests calling in to suck up to Noory calling him the best host ever, etc...

[Catsmile]

Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our zero context posting for the evening.

[yumyumtree]

My roommate was an alien hybrid. Anybody believe this one?

[Jackstar]

Well, I don't disbelieve it. I've had some pretty outrageous roommates.

[Morgus]

We get a Noory-Free Friday show tomorrow night, but have to pay for it with the first Sunday of the month show with Noory hosting this weekend.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04  George's Birthday Party"

Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?
Art Bell NEVER did that, just had regular guests on those nights...

Expect endless surprise guests calling in to suck up to Noory calling him the best host ever, etc...

He will probably tape together some old clips of his previous birthday shows and then take the night off.

[wr250]

He will probably tape together some old clips of his previous birthday shows and then take the night off.

maybe it will be a see-krut door show where he gets interviewed by eddie deans soundboard.

[George49]

George's Birthday show...Sounds like a real whopper. I'll probably tune in that night. I need the comic relief.

[Izintit?]

I'm hoping showing this cat will get us back on track, like this ....

Hitler -> Kittly Hitler -> Cute Kitties ->  Kitties make me Happy -> Noory is ruining my Happiness -> George Noory Sucks.

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Vhere is Joseph Gerbils? Ve musht have a solution to all these dogs!!.....sorry laserjock

[ItsOver]

Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04  George's Birthday Party"

Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?
Art Bell NEVER did that, just had regular guests on those nights...

Expect endless surprise guests calling in to suck up to Noory calling him the best host ever, etc...

Reminds me of my first post on this esteemed forum.





A picture is worth a thousand words.  Two pictures that say over a thousand posts.

[Abby Normal]

The CDC is reporting that Measles cases are up 20% due to unvaccinated Americans bringing it back to the US after visiting Europe.

Thanks, George, for telling your gullible audience that vaccines are bad. 

That's a 20% increase in just measles.  Whooping cough is also up.  Thanks, George.  Nice work.  Where did you say you went to medical school?

[laserjock]

Without even trying, my comment seems to have pushed buttons.  I just think that for those of us with family that endured WWII and take it seriously, the Nazi thing is just lame.  It's also lame calling Bush or Obama Hitler.  My comparison to Guy Ferry is more realistic.  But by all means, do dumb stuff, if being dumb is what you do well, no offense intended, just saying...

I don't want to take this wandering thread off track any more than needs be, so I here and now bury the hatchet and say Peace, Brotha...

And, of course, GNS...

(BTW, I knew some people that met Hitler's inner circle and his family and lived to tell about it, so for me, it's a more personal kind of thing.)

[laserjock]

The CDC is reporting that Measles cases are up 20% due to unvaccinated Americans bringing it back to the US after visiting Europe.

Thanks, George, for telling your gullible audience that vaccines are bad. 

That's a 20% increase in just measles.  Whooping cough is also up.  Thanks, George.  Nice work.  Where did you say you went to medical school?

YES!  This is what I've been saying.  NOORY is doing REAL DAMAGE, and doing it flipantly, he has no shame, he is a dangerous buffoon.

[cweb]

George's Birthday Party
Date:   06-04-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Open Lines
It's George Noory's birthday and we're partying in grand style with special guests throughout the evening, and listener calls and stories celebrating another complete orbit around the sun for George, and well into his 12th year hosting Coast to Coast AM full time.
George struggles mightily to stay awake, as paid network sycophants callers chime in to reinforce his greatness. Special guest UFO Phil appears to sing Happy Birthday to George LIVE in studio before stripping buck naked and performing fellatio.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'm betting this birthday party show was Tommy's idea.

[paladin1991]

Jesus, at least Hitler could give a speech.

GNS

Oh boy, could he!  My German is not so hot but his fucking passion!     Even just reading the English trans can strike some chords, as it's meant to.  I've never researched the speeches, did he use a speech writer or did he write his own schtick?  Anyone?  I have read that he would practice the speech for hours, days even.  Inflections, tones, hand gestures, posture, etc. 
Then he would get in front of the ppl...... 

[paladin1991]

The swastika is ancient it was around LONG before Hitler, drop the butthurt.

Look at his posting history. He's always offended by something.
Want to really get a rise out of him?
Post something about Philippine women, that he doesn't like.
All sorts of butthurt will ensue.

I adore Pinay, they truly are magical women to me. But I don't get all butthurt if someone post something that can be seen as a slight against the Filipino people. Some of it is true, or part truth. It doesn't mean all Filipino/Filipinas are the same, just like any place in the world there's good and bad people.

Sometimes I wonder if he's little special (think short bus), or just new to the internet, period.

Welcome to the internet laserjock. Mabuhi!



GNS

PInay women.  We used to call them LBFM's. And fairly inexpensive, too.

[paladin1991]

You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".

Pol Pot.  Kumquat.  Sasquatch.  Those are all funny names.

[paladin1991]

I doubt George is gonna do this - would piss off Coast's large evangelical audience.  Then they can claim George was invaded by a demon.

What makes you think he hasn't been?

[paladin1991]

And, of course, GNS...

(BTW, I knew some people that met Hitler's inner circle and his family and lived to tell about it, so for me, it's a more personal kind of thing.)

My family, too. 3 of my Grandfathers brothers took the walking tour thru Europe, '42-'45.  My Grandfather and a couple of Cousins in the Pacific.