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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 29, 2010, 10:18:11 PM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
97 (39.6%)
Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
57 (23.3%)
A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
47 (19.2%)
Frankenstein's Monster
102 (41.6%)
One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
66 (26.9%)

Total Members Voted: 245

bmcintyre

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 08:23:36 AM
Perfect.  Wells is not only a phony, like some "other" guy on during the week we all know, he's a crappy pretentious phony, as well.  :P
+1

ItsOver

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 27, 2013, 01:14:21 PM
Yipes, I get it.  I flunked quantum physics.

Don't worry.  The "19.5 guy" never even took the course.

bmcintyre

Quote from: RedMichael on August 26, 2013, 08:51:29 PM

The only conspiracy going on is John hiding his age.
Boy, there's a good reason not to use a webcam.  Use "A Touch of Grey," it will look better than old white skin against black hair.  Does he have only one eye?  I wonder if he just smashes that toupee on before he heads out the door to do the show?  Car keys, black t-shirt, t-bags, geiger counters and price lists (wholesale/retail), National Enquirer, Soldier of Fortune, and hair piece!

John talks pretty tough for someone with a BA in dramatic arts.

bmcintyre

Quote from: RedMichael on August 26, 2013, 08:51:29 PM


The only conspiracy going on is John hiding his age.
If a vulcan had a grandfather, who liked to dye his hair and not come to terms with aging gracefully, he would be John and the vulcan would be very embarrassed.

Renaldo

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 04:53:12 PM
Don't worry.  The "19.5 guy" never even took the course.

He took the Torsion Physics class instead, and minored in photoshop.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: ItsOver on August 27, 2013, 08:23:36 AM
Perfect.  Wells is not only a phony, like some "other" guy on during the week we all know, he's a crappy pretentious phony, as well.  :P

He likes classic rock, though. He doesn't seem like a phony. He likely says what he really feels and thinks. He's definitely not afraid to step on ideological toes, which isn't always a good thing.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Uncle Duke on August 27, 2013, 08:06:45 AM
Justed listened to Wells show from this past weekend.  If I had not heard him say if myself, I could not believe what I heard him say relative to the death of Princess Di.  As I'm sure most are aware, some claim Di was murdered by the British government because she was pregnant with the child of her Musilim boyfriend.  Said Wells, "....and this would have been a problem...because a Muslim would have been in line to the (English) throne."

What a moron.  Di and her children, unless they were fathered by Charles, had no claim to the throne.  How can anyone be that stupid?

Maybe he was talking about her House of Stuart forebears. ;) We all know that Germans usurped the British throne.

bmcintyre

Quote from: Renaldo on August 27, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
He took the Torsion Physics class instead, and minored in photoshop.
You would think that someone would ask him his background besides working at the museum and for Cronkite.  He can always go back for his degree.  They would give him credit for his math and science skills.

ACE of CLUBS

John B. .... George ....... just treading water now. 
The 'George Noory Sucks thread has dried up except for NN, the tuna, and a few others.
The tuna and his interaction in that fading thread is sad and pathetic .....
Everyone (almost everyone) seems to have turned the page, ready to move ahead, to let C2C fade back into the murk it became.  C2C ..... soon a distant memory, a 'disquieting lucid dream' .... 

So very ready for change ......

Renaldo

Shit... 35 minutes before air and I can't find my credit card! How the hell am I supposed to buy this week's geiger counter?!?!

RedMichael

Most radio hosts have experts on then have callers ask them questions. Why does John have callers on to ask HIM questions? He isn't an expert in anything... Why would anyone call him for his input?

ziznak

he didnt take calls at all back just a few months ago.  I find his back and forths with callers funny.  you ever listen to two crack heads have a conversation?  Its kinda like that.

Wells just said he support the troops by bringing them home.
Full circle.

He also called the 'Rockies' the 'Wookies'. As in 'east of the Wookies'.

valdez

     I do my best to support el comandante, and the revolution, and the guillotines, and the show trials, but I still can't seem to march down the path of the truthers.  You'd think from listening to Kevin Ryan that everyone was in on the 911 attacks except the hijackers.  Bizarre how somebody went through all the trouble of rigging those buildings with explosives and when the day comes to blow the place airplanes fly into them.  Just weird.   And no, Johnny, the Somalis never "had" Bin Ladin (that would be the Sudanese).  The Somalis don't "have" anything.  Well, except for elderly European hostages.  Every adult male Somali has an elderly European hostage in the shed out back, but that's it.  Nothing else.  And once again somebody mentioned Art's new show and Wells said nothing about it.  Nada.  Does he know who Art is?  Are we sure?


"Well, of course I know who Art is.  Let me put it this way,
between you and me and a few million listeners...I gotta tell ya...
Art...yeah...didn't he...well, we could go down the rabbit hole if
want to on this...oh, man...shotgun out the back window..."


bmcintyre

Why do I think "Lurch" when I see that picture? 

wenck

Wells does play some really cool bumper music.

ItsOver

"Coast to Coast Top 40 and Survival Gear" with John "I love doing crappy, phony British accents" Wells.

RedMichael

Because they're both over 70 years old?

Sleepwalker

Quote from: valdez on September 01, 2013, 05:21:10 AM
And once again somebody mentioned Art's new show and Wells said nothing about it.  Nada.  Does he know who Art is?  Are we sure?

He knows.  He knows that, beginning 9-16,  Art will be available from 10 PM eastern time until 6:00 AM.  He knows that, on that day, the Mother Ship's engines will run out of fuel, sputter a few times, and go silent forever.   

Quote from: Sleepwalker on September 01, 2013, 08:06:09 PM
He knows.  He knows that, beginning 9-16,  Art will be available from 10 PM eastern time until 6:00 AM.  He knows that, on that day, the Mother Ship's engines will run out of fuel, sputter a few times, and go silent forever.

I hope you're right, Sleepwalker.  To further the analogy, I hope the cloaking device masking the truly shitty mess that C2C is will be disabled, that we will see that C2C is essentially a Romunlan destroyer-class vessel in a quadrant of space where honesty, integrity, objectivity -- and not blatant fear-mongering -- still have value.

Nucky Nolan

Wells should ask Griff what he thinks about Jewish people now. He wasn't too crazy about them in the past. He might have changed his views since those heady days of Afrocentrism and anti-Semitism. People grow.

I heard next weeks show is on how hipsters have been infiltrated by the satanic church. If you listen to the black keys album backwards according to oates, you hear george noory sucks Satans ball sack.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: nooryisawesome on September 05, 2013, 12:24:09 AM
george noory sucks Satans ball sack.

Some theorize that's how he got his gig. That's taking sex magick literally. Apologies to Baptist and Pentecostal lurkers. Most forum members don't condone "circles of ruin" (read Noory's book).

RedMichael

I thought of something the other day. A while back I believe a caller brought up Art Bell and his new show to Wells and Wells said something along the lines of "Art lost me the 2nd...or was it 3rd time he retired."

Wells has never had a career. His bio doesn't say what his career was. Just basically he took odd jobs. The closest thing is maybe an announcer? Art may of lost him on his retirements but nobody should have ever found John. I don't want someone who has no history of holding down a job to give an opinion on someone else retiring from something they did for most their life.

Wells has never had a real job that requires a large portion of his life to be invested in said job. He was a discjockey, he announced for a talk show, and now he hosts a show on saturday's and sometimes sundays. This man should never be giving an opinion on other people's work. Which begs the questions: If he has nothing to really do during the week, how come he doesn't do SOME research for his shows? It looks really bad when John has all that free time and obviously spends none of it on research.


This guy has no story folks. He doesn't have a view point of his own. He just spits out what he thinks will benefit him or what people want to hear.

sooo i was just listening to last night's show via the coast insider/stream-link thing... anyways i'm doing something else, have the audio on in the back ground... Wells voice stops mid sentence, i assume it's standard John B. dead air... turns out it was just buffering... haha... took almost 30 seconds before i began to suspect anything other than Well's propensity towards dead air.       

mombird3

I listened last night to Wells. The show was just OK. Anything is better than George Noory.

CampsieNP

Another horrible show with a right-wing wack job on now.
This show is terrible.

malfion

I liked yesterdays show. Today's guest seems too much of a usual suspect.

michio

Quote from: wenck on September 01, 2013, 04:14:31 PM
Wells does play some really cool bumper music.

I made a list of ten things I like about John Wells. After several hours of contemplation my list started and ended at number one. You nailed it.

Quote from: RedMichael on September 06, 2013, 05:52:27 AM
I thought of something the other day. A while back I believe a caller brought up Art Bell and his new show to Wells and Wells said something along the lines of "Art lost me the 2nd...or was it 3rd time he retired."

Wells has never had a career. His bio doesn't say what his career was. Just basically he took odd jobs. The closest thing is maybe an announcer? Art may of lost him on his retirements but nobody should have ever found John. I don't want someone who has no history of holding down a job to give an opinion on someone else retiring from something they did for most their life.

Wells has never had a real job that requires a large portion of his life to be invested in said job. He was a discjockey, he announced for a talk show, and now he hosts a show on saturday's and sometimes sundays. This man should never be giving an opinion on other people's work. Which begs the questions: If he has nothing to really do during the week, how come he doesn't do SOME research for his shows? It looks really bad when John has all that free time and obviously spends none of it on research.


This guy has no story folks. He doesn't have a view point of his own. He just spits out what he thinks will benefit him or what people want to hear.

And Art and then Ian built up the audience on Saturday that he glommed on to, so no props to him for making a remark about the man who made it possible for him to cater to the paranoid and gullible every Saturday night. Since he won't give his age out, I'll just speculate that he's five decades too far along to be acting like a disrespectful teenage wisemouth or butt kissing up and comer. I hope he's got a rag for the egg on his face when the real story behind Art's 'retirements' come out.

I believe his chosen career now is in geiger counters.  ::)

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