Post Worst Noory Quote

[MV/Liberace!]

I love how he can only pronounce “bizarre” as “bazaar”.

that's definitely a midwest thing.

[robey1129]

Well...this definitely is not the worst....but it pretty much sums up his attempt at sayin' something intelligent:

Talking to Dr. Michio Kaku on 9/28/10 about cloning:  "If you downloaded all your memories into a chip and then downloaded that into a clone of you...you would probably think that you were you."

[Marc.Knight]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

[b_dubb]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

are you fucking kidding me?  he actually said that?

[MV/Liberace!]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

are you fucking kidding me?  he actually said that?

sure did.  it was a few years ago, tho.

[b_dubb]

I didn't realize this website was such an "anti-noory" establishment. I figured this user base would understand more than most others that there are many more important things to occupy our time with than radio host hate. I heard bad things about this community and it's bickering elsewhere, but man this is just childish.

no ... george is just that bad

[MV/Liberace!]

I didn't realize this website was such an "anti-noory" establishment. I figured this user base would understand more than most others that there are many more important things to occupy our time with than radio host hate. I heard bad things about this community and it's bickering elsewhere, but man this is just childish.

no ... george is just that bad

haha

[Strel]

I was about half asleep and could be mistaken, but I swear I heard George say something like "you don't always get sick when you're around sick people..."

[Marc.Knight]

A couple of nights ago:

"Many Afghans are against women's rights, ...and even human rights."

[The General]

I was about half asleep and could be mistaken, but I swear I heard George say something like "you don't always get sick when you're around sick people..."

Yeah!  It was a show about health on Wed night.  The guest said "Only sick people get sick.  Healthy people stay healthy."
And the above was George's reply.  It was like listening in to a conversation between children.

[Peeman_Enterprises]

The following is a list of documented George Noory  quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and  half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings  of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to  Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when  they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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Maybe he should check with Stephen King on that; I think it was called The Tommyknockers.

[Peeman_Enterprises]

Yesterday or the day before he said something like 'the collapse of the twin towers looked like an implosion' and other truther B.S. Not that a sample of one proves anything but.....Geoge = idiot = truther.....

[ringthane]

Tonight, in response to a caller's conspiracy theory regarding the Tea Party:


Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

[MV/Liberace!]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

well!  it's hard to argue with THAT kind of logic.

[anomalies]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

I find that hard to believe, but, it's funny, so...   rofl

[EvB]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

I find that hard to believe, but, it's funny, so...   rofl

.I didn't hear that one, Anomalies- but I did hear "Is it called Sanskrit because it was written in sand?"  So, um , yeah - I believe.

[Peeman_Enterprises]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

So I really am the world's greatest lover.

[MV/Liberace!]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

Everybody loves me.  Everybody.  I am thin yet strapping, I am smarter than everyone I encounter, and I deserve to be wealthy.  The breadth and scope of my genitals are such that my presence in pornographic films would be a boon to the industry.  I will never go bald, I succeed in everything I do, and my car is awesome.  Also, people enjoy giving me products and services free of charge.

[Marc.Knight]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

George Noory sucks.

[MV/Liberace!]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

You know... With George Noory as full time host, Coast to Coast AM is probably better today than it's ever been.

[b_dubb]

MV ... you forgot to use <sarcasm></sarcasm> tags on your post.  someone might misconstrue the true meaning of your cryptic text


and ... EvB ... i dig your new avatar [ Magic in Frosting ]


NIIIIICE!

[ArtBellFan]

Now this is the way to hear what I AM NOT MISSING.

[MV/Liberace!]

Now this is the way to hear what I AM NOT MISSING.

HAHA, i feel the same way about this site.  it's a firewall from the bullshit.

[Marc.Knight]

I have the BEST Noory quote:


"                                                                                   "

[Marc.Knight]

"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

I find that hard to believe, but, it's funny, so...   rofl

George Noory asked this question (in a serious tone) to guest, Dr. Piccioni on 8/12/09's show.

[goyogrub]

Heard a few great ones this past week:


"Electron microscope? That's pretty small isn't it?"


"the end times get really bad- but then they get better, right?"

[MV/Liberace!]

"the end times get really bad- but then they get better, right?"

               

[b_dubb]

Noory: "You know what they always say... if you think it is, it probably is."

Everybody loves me.  Everybody.  I am thin yet strapping, I am smarter than everyone I encounter, and I deserve to be wealthy.  The breadth and scope of my genitals are such that my presence in pornographic films would be a boon to the industry.  I will never go bald, I succeed in everything I do, and my car is awesome.  Also, people enjoy giving me products and services free of charge.

and filled with a gentle humility that only saints and OBGYN's have ever possessed

[MV/Liberace!]

i'm sitting here cracking up at my own words.  i'd forgotten about that post.


     

[KMKMKM]

[telling a caller how to send a picture or video of a UFO]
"We'll take a peek at it.  Just a still, that'll be fine.  Or if you wanna MP...-How do they do it Dan?  MP3 us the video, MP3 the video and we'll take a look at that.  thanks!"