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Minneapolis/St.paul riots

Started by nooryisawesome, May 28, 2020, 06:48:30 PM

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on October 13, 2020, 07:55:22 AM
What can be more heroic than a furry, antlered hero who put up with the shenanigans of a buck toothed, helmeted tree rat?  Good day, sir!



albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 06:59:26 AM
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1315897927571836928
Are they reading Bellgab for ideas? Or are you giving them ideas? While the construction seems shoddy and the artistic value is "primitive" or "folk," at best, the idea is epic!


albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 13, 2020, 08:02:18 AM
Sucker punching Gandalf.   What is the world coming too?

https://media.vidmax.com/videos/5/f/8/5/4/5f8544fcc94a1.mp4
The protestors explain it: He is old. He is white. That is two dings against him. Also he isn't holding a Mexican flag or a communist bloc flag. And he would appear to have a hat proclaiming some former military service.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 08:04:41 AM
Are they reading Bellgab for ideas? Or are you giving them ideas? While the construction seems shoddy and the artistic value is "primitive" or "folk," at best, the idea is epic!

Oh no it is just because I have the mighty pulsing vein of the zeitgeist grasped firmly in my fist.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 08:04:41 AM
Are they reading Bellgab for ideas?...
Think how confused these guys must be.



albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 08:12:05 AM
Oh no it is just because I have the mighty pulsing vein of the zeitgeist grasped firmly in my fist.
Are you an investor? Catherine Austin Fitts notes that much of the riot damages in some cities are in places that are listed as "Opportunity Zones" and she speculates that tech investors are cashing out their stocks and will gobble up that real estate for tax incentives because of the "Opportunity Zone" laws and the later appreciation of real estate values once riots are ended. And will be spun as trying to "help Black and poor communities." She also has a theory Police / Sheriff’s and Law Enforcement Association buildings are targets because of their pension plans. I'm not quite sure how that theory is supposed to work.

https://golocal.solari.com/mapping-the-portland-oregon-riots/

https://www.eda.gov/ceds/opportunity-zones.htm

https://opportunityzones.hud.gov/

K_Dubb

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 13, 2020, 09:00:52 AM
It's okay to kill communists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLYt-2SaZ8

We are not communists we are members of an ad-hoc anarcho-primitivist collective!

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 09:08:28 AM

https://golocal.solari.com/mapping-the-portland-oregon-riots/


Hahaha "Manomah County" I wouldn't buy anything she is selling.  I suppose if the police union/guild halls are maintained by the same entities holding the pension funds, attacks on structures could be considered indirect attacks on the funds.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 09:46:11 AM
We are not communists we are members of an ad-hoc anarcho-primitivist collective!
I see, I see... Be Quiet! I order you to be quiet! Be Quiet! Shut up! Bloody peasant! 

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 09:46:11 AM
We are not communists we are members of an ad-hoc anarcho-primitivist collective!
I’m glad to see you’re not a member of this snobbish clique.


K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 10:24:34 AM
I see, I see... Be Quiet! I order you to be quiet! Be Quiet! Shut up! Bloody peasant!

someone is looking to get battle-rapped

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on October 13, 2020, 11:00:04 AM
I’m glad to see you’re not a member of this snobbish clique.



Hey I am doing my best to give you antifa-mugshot realness.  You just can't find pink hair dye anywhere these days.

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 11:04:21 AM
Hey I am doing my best to give you antifa-mugshot realness.  You just can't find pink hair dye anywhere these days.
Heh, heh ... keep being real.  You can always tell who the hard to get cheerleaders are in these yearbook pics.  Step forward A1 and D1.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on October 13, 2020, 11:00:04 AM
I’m glad to see you’re not a member of this snobbish clique.


A1 looks like a prank you do in HS or college when a person passes out at a party. She really goes through normal life looking like that? A4- is that a friggin bow in his hair? The crazy eyes of the blue haired guy are really crazy with a smirk of knowing about something bad about to happen. Hopefully he is watched.  All of these people need to get with their Mary Kay rep and have a long talk about makeup choices.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 12:56:40 PM
A1 looks like a prank you do in HS or college when a person passes out at a party. She really goes through normal life looking like that? A4- is that a friggin bow in his hair? The crazy eyes of the blue haired guy are really crazy with a smirk of knowing about something bad about to happen. Hopefully he is watched.  All of these people need to get with their Mary Kay rep and have a long talk about makeup choices.
One thing is for certain, they all look like your everyday, stand up, American citizen.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on October 13, 2020, 01:07:21 PM
One thing is for certain, they all look like your everyday, stand up, American citizen.
The kind you'd like to take home to mother. I imagine the police photographers have a fun time booking these people. I don't see why the political opposition doesn't popularize these images in their campaigns.

It is like some crazy movie. Some of them remind me of "Shakes the Clown," an underappreciated Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle.

Quote from: ItsOver on October 13, 2020, 11:00:04 AM
I’m glad to see you’re not a member of this snobbish clique.



OMG. I recognize the bottom left corner guy!

That's "Sprout"!  The Green Giant's perky culturally relatable loveable sidekick!

Awe, man! What a treat.

Holy Plants of the Gods Christ.

How the hell ya been, Spro Bro?

(Is it my imagination, or does the Green Giant look like John B Wells in Green Face? My Martian brothers and I are  highly offended.






SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 08:12:05 AM
Oh no it is just because I have the mighty pulsing vein of the zeitgeist grasped firmly in my fist.

Dirty bastard. And put a shirt on, nobody wants to see your withered tits.

albrecht

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 13, 2020, 01:42:12 PM
OMG. I recognize the bottom left corner guy!

That's "Sprout"!  The Green Giant's perky culturally relatable loveable sidekick!

Awe, man! What a treat.

Holy Plants of the Gods Christ.

How the hell ya been, Spro Bro?

(Is it my imagination, or does the Green Giant look like John B Wells in Martian Face?)





ItsOver



D1 looks like a Jackstar date.  C2 could accompany them as their impish, dominant sex dwarf.


K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 13, 2020, 01:42:53 PM
Dirty bastard. And put a shirt on, nobody wants to see your withered tits.

I will not.  And that is no way to address a comrade, Comrade.  Instead of pure narcissistic vanity and playful sport, my shirtlessness now expresses solidarity with the (mostly brown, very muscular) workers who heave and sweat and groan under the oppressor's (glossy, black, leather) boot, the literal descamisados.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 02:01:33 PM
I will not.  And that is no way to address a comrade, Comrade.  Instead of pure narcissistic vanity and playful sport, my shirtlessness now expresses solidarity with the (mostly brown, very muscular) workers who heave and sweat and groan under the oppressor's (glossy, black, leather) boot, the literal descamisados.

I've heard of the sansculottes but never the sanschemises. You're not ideologically sound enough for the true jacobin. We'd have you sussed out and strung up in a jiffy.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 13, 2020, 02:28:16 PM
I've heard of the sansculottes but never the sanschemises. You're not ideologically sound enough for the true jacobin. We'd have you sussed out and strung up in a jiffy.

Ideology is very last-century, which you would know if you read that article I told you about on the death of Postmodernism.  Ideological regimes, right and left, are deadly dull and have all these nasty purges.  Now we go with who is hotter.

chefist

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 02:01:33 PM
I will not.  And that is no way to address a comrade, Comrade.  Instead of pure narcissistic vanity and playful sport, my shirtlessness now expresses solidarity with the (mostly brown, very muscular) workers who heave and sweat and groan under the oppressor's (glossy, black, leather) boot, the literal descamisados.


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 02:37:07 PM
Ideology is very last-century, which you would know if you read that article I told you about on the death of Postmodernism.  Ideological regimes, right and left, are deadly dull and have all these nasty purges.  Now we go with who is hotter.
I believe it was "Cato" in Anti-Federalist paper IV who advocated that rather than the Electoral College that US Weekly's "hot or not" column or TMZ show be used in the election of the President, if we must have a President and Federal system. "Federal Farmer"  in his musings thought that FarmersOnly.com should be used for House elections.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on October 13, 2020, 02:47:01 PM
..."Federal Farmer"  in his musings thought that FarmersOnly.com should be used for House elections.

;D  Clearly a sop to the Jeffersonians.

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