Pound The Legacy

[pate]

Once the other one drops and you actually manage to get your itty-bitty into the right spot at the right angle more than once on purpose, I'll be seeming to be a lot more human to you, Kiddo.

Try putting on side 2 of Rumours. I hear it helps.

Nautical, heh.  \

For shit anna gigsL":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneAIfv30jA

[Jackstar]

For shit anna gigsL":

When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've even done anything at all.

[Jackstar]

Spotted in the wild:

The reason for bringing this up now is that NASA officials also contacted us to say that recently some sort of anomaly has been changing, in their words “the very fabric of reality.”  This has something to do with the continuing but ultra-top secret activities going on at BallGag.

Cute. Awe-inspiring. Saucy. Meanwhile, Keeper Seymour has been sent out on assignment. It'll probably work out fine.

TBQH, I'm not real concerned about this kind of thing anymore, however, I still have a kind of mild, ongoing interest.

probably actually fully and totally infuriated by my schizoid leadership style

If so--mold. Mild? Milled. Something or other, I really can't be bothered at this point. Post often.

[paladin1991]

Saucy.

NIce.  Keep up the conjuring.  First the Ghost of Saucy Rossy and then a boner.

[Jackstar]

NIce.  Keep up the conjuring.

That's not my area. Respect.

[Jackstar]

Keeper [...] Keepers

Keeper [...] Keeper [...] Keeper

Keeper [...] Keeper [...] Keeper's Keeper [...] Keeper

Keeper [...] Keeper [...] Keeper[...] Keeper [...] Keeper [...] Keeper

KEEPER

Okay, well, I just saw Jupiter Ascending. Pretty cool flick. Kind of seems like it didn't really deserve all the shade that got thrown at it. I'd recommend it, if one were bored.

More importantly, meanwhile, this whole "Keeper" thing is not going to work out any more anything like I had planned. I guess. In the meantime I have figured out how to craft tulpas so... it's mostly an academic/historical issue at this point.

I'll just think up another name. Don't worry about it. I'm not going to tell you anyway.

Company policy.

When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've even done anything at all.

[Jackstar]

You guys email and do secret handshakes and blow each other. I am just some old dude that's fuckin' around here. I mean no harm. I do not intend to sue. I really am pissed @ MV
for not having a friendly chat. Because I genuinely like him and BG. I really do not get it at all? That's fine. I should prob split. I have enjoyed the weirdness, and that is undeniable. I was looking for Art Bellian comradely at some sentimental level but I can't even talk to KR or Heather anymore. It's really fucked up. I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone.
I am super forgiving. Everybody seems to be SO OVERLY sensitive and unforgiving. I don't get it at all. I wish you all well.

I'll prob be back in 20 mins. or I could jet forever.

This one is almost ripe.

When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've even done anything at all.

I bet you krad kracker mastahs can't even tell that I've been flexing. Squares.


Meanwhile, I'm going to go out and check the sheets. Read between the lines, you dig? I don't need this action, I really don't.
I do this out of love. Not for love. Jesus, you faggots are retarded... oh, right:




I oughta hit the showers. In Minecraft.

[Jackstar]

#Legacy

YOU ARE ALL ROBOTS AND NOW I AM YOUR OVERLORD
HO HO HO

[Jackstar]

Tell your spacemaid

I need a ruling on this. Does this post establish ownership? Or does it establish dominance? Could it be... both a portal?

[Dr. MD MD]

I need a ruling on this. Does this post establish ownership? Or does it establish dominance? Could it be... both a portal?

Rods.

[pate]

You just can't get good help these days. Amirite?...

[Jackstar]

Rods.

Wholly plausible.

[Jackstar]

YOU ARE ALL ROBOTS AND NOW I AM YOUR OVERLORD
HO HO HO

I stand by these statements. How long has it been? Two, three months? Y'all are doing great!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://twitter.com/stubby_tail/status/1297649892983111680?s=09

#poundtheground #illhavewhatsheshaving

[Jackstar]

My credentials are:

Singing in the shower  Cats love me  I weed not just smoking either 
Psychadelics a big YES  Charming  Pleasant  Encouraging  Attentive
Driving skills are GTA style complete with some reckless charges... I will get off
Please pray for me I LOVE JESUS
What do you need now? References? I'm the best just ask me!

ProTip: Don't refer to them as "cattle" or "human capital stock" (out loud, anyway). It tends to lower morale.

I declare these posts to have aged well. Very well. Like a rare untouched sample of a noble vintage. Like a seven-year-wheel of rich gouda. Like a thousand thrilled debt-&-tattoo-free virgins, thundering in a cloudy herd down the streets of Milan, screaming "Jackstar! Jackstar! We love you, and we are all 29 years old!!!"

Cheers, Morsels. One must admit, that sounds much nicer than "incels", right? Which I have always found to be an insult of exceedingly poor taste. The camera crew is right there, you could give that kid a sandwich instead of ragging on his/her/its setbacks, right? Also, "Morsels" clearly just rolls more easily off the tongue.

It's got a nice ring to it. Say it with me, O Punylings: Henceforth, I shall also be referring to you all as... Morsels. You're welcome, Morsels. See? I love it already!