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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM





Juan

When do I get my Trump money?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Juan on March 21, 2020, 11:04:14 AM
When do I get my Trump money?

They’re putting his face on money already? Seems appropriate.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Juan on March 21, 2020, 11:04:14 AM
When do I get my Trump money?

After Israel gets their 3.3 Billion goy!

I am going to buy a PS5 with my Trumpbux, put a Trump 2020 sticker on it and tell my grandchildren that Trump bought it for me.


pate

Quote from: Asuka Langley on March 21, 2020, 10:15:38 AM
...I am going to go get my neg hole pozzed by Corona-chanCornHolabola this weekend so i can get it over with and use dem WuFlu antibodies and have fun this summer...

FIFY.  Calling the virus "Corona-chan" is ray-cyst.  "CornHolabola" is the more PC term now.

TIA

Make sure you Corn Teen, too.

-p


aldousburbank

I heard this today:
So all we have to do is sit on our asses at home and watch Netflix? Don’t fuck this up America!

Dr. MD MD


albrecht

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 21, 2020, 12:54:59 PM
I heard this today:
So all we have to do is sit on our asses at home and watch Netflix? Don’t fuck this up America!
Those in the know are eating sardines, scanning the shortwave for news,  ensuring proper lubrication of their firearms and fishing reels, gathering and cutting firewood, and relistening to archived old Rense, Cooper, and Art shows discussing the upcoming viral NWO take over (which is actually somewhat, sorta a old world takeover coupled with an 'other' world takeover.)

Muttering "I told you so" and "they always said I was crazy. Ha. Look at them now" is allowed.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Asuka Langley on March 21, 2020, 11:17:07 AM
After Israel gets their 3.3 Billion goy!

I am going to buy a PS5 with my Trumpbux, put a Trump 2020 sticker on it and tell my grandchildren that Trump bought it for me.

With VR? ???


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Asuka Langley on March 21, 2020, 02:28:56 PM
If you dont buy the VR headset you are gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng2IdgKnOU

Well, I thought so but I didn’t want to sound racist against gays.




Gd5150

Quote from: Juan on March 21, 2020, 11:04:14 AM
When do I get my Trump money?

Just need the guy with the fake hick accent. “Do you want free money? D I N O V I T E”

ItsOver

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 21, 2020, 12:54:59 PM
I heard this today:
So all we have to do is sit on our asses at home and watch Netflix? Don’t fuck this up America!
Is there something going on?  I'm just barricaded in my estate, eating sardines and watching Svengoolie on METV.  Oh, and I've got some pizza rolls in the microwave

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on March 21, 2020, 05:30:27 PM
Is there something going on?  I'm just barricaded in my estate, eating sardines and watching Svengoolie on METV.  Oh, and I've got some pizza rolls in the microwave
The garlic flowers over the window are just for decorations, dammit. Now get off my lawn and let me eat my sardines in peace.

ps: watch out for the rolls and that flapper thingey in the back of your throat.

sampson2625

We definitely need a pandemic pod. MV's gonna save the day like the fucking OMEGA man!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: sampson2625 on March 21, 2020, 06:15:31 PM
We definitely need a pandemic pod. MV's gonna save the day like the fucking OMEGA man!

Yeah, we need a Chuck Heston to get us through this apocalyptic shit.





Genessee KC

Hey pate, kc is in lockdown on Tuesday  :o

Gunner65

Why is the history of this being suppressed?  Who else is involved? Israel perhaps? Are we to be censored for even suggesting it?

Where are all the "Conspiracy Theorists" now?

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