Azzerae's World

[AZZERAE]

I’m literally on vacation.

Christ on a crutch. You spend your vacation time thumbing your softy over me on BellGab? Jesus help you. You're a perverted little faggot!

I get a fair bit of vacation time because I have an actual marketable skill that a big boy company places value on. 

Really, huh. Shilling for the man - again - like its some sort of achievement.

The only REAL money to be made honourably like a REAL MAN is to go out there and get it for yourself.

You're playing it safe. You terrified, safe space little pussy-ass bitch.

“Straight outta Cape Town” just doesn’t quite work like Compton. I’d try something different before you go too far down this road. It just won’t work as well for you no matter how flat you make the bill of the hat.

Cape Town is the gay capital. I wouldn't be caught dead there. Those are your people, gay lord.

You still have no idea what you're talking about, and its fucking hilarious!!!

P.S. Do you try come up with this weak shit yourself, or do you have someone doing it for you? You Americans can't seem to raise your own children or clean your own house without sneaking some latina over the dreaded WALL.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Let's be real for a second.

You brag about your sheltered little existence in the first world like its some crowning achievement. Well! The cosy bubble you inhabit is pretty well insulated from real life.

To really know life, you've got to be part of life. You must get down and look, you must get into the nooks and crannies of existence. You have to rub elbows with all kinds and types of people before you can finally establish what they are.

I've dwelt with bandits in Mongolia, hunted with pygmies in the Philippines and studied numerous primitive races.

My conclusions were that all of man - regardless of his state of culture, and so forth, is essentially the same. That he is composed as a spiritual being. A spiritual being that was pulled down to the material, fleshly interests to an interplay in life that was in fact too great for him to confront.

And I concluded finally that he needed a hand.

Now will I get that same sexually frustrated, aggressive little pussy quipping back at me with with some lukewarm dig? Probably.

You could prove me wrong though. You seem to derive a great deal of enjoyment out of doing that!

Quite the dilemma.

That is all complete bull.

My life is plenty real. I live in a city with millions of people. I think around 5 or 6 million last I heard. Loudmouths like you wind up spitting chiclets or worse.

I have what I have because I worked for it and I’m smarter than people like you who put all their effort into imagined lives. Pack it in. I just looked on LinkedIn for the keywords “goth cartoonist” and things look pretty grim for you making it to where I’m at now anytime before you check out.

[AZZERAE]

If your life is so miserable that you have to shit on who you perceive I am, and attempt to make thinly veiled references to who is in my avatar or what I choose to discuss then I've really seen it all.

This fascination and obsession you have for me and anyone I'm cool with is downright psychopathic.

You shoot your fucking mouth off constantly here because you think there will never be consequences.

You have no idea what my resources are, nor how much I have in any of my bank accounts.

Your ignorance will do you in, you stupid yank.

You are going to be very sorry.

Very, very, very sorry.

And no amount of pleading will make it go away.

You're fucked.

[AZZERAE]

Why don't you telll us all your name and physical address, then, if you're so sure that I won't come right to your house and fuck you up in person?

[AZZERAE]

[Enard P Farkwark]

Why don't you telll us all your name and physical address, then, if you're so sure that I won't come right to your house and fuck you up in person?

There’s a line between confidence and stupidity. You clearly don’t know where it is but I do.

And there is no “us”. Just you running your childish mouth. I make nothing easy for little boys with big mouths like you.  Your dad did a really poor job. Or did you even know him?  Probably not. Usually those who sire youth who turn out like you are in prison. That’s part of the reason you are the way you are. See?  It’s not ALL your fault! 

[AZZERAE]

You little pussy. I knew you lacked any remote possibility of possessing the cojones to actually face up to me in real life. You're scared! Terrified!!!

I've been to prison. JAIL too. Everyone fucking knows that, Nimrod. You wouldn't last 5 minutes in there.

You hard-headed, soft-assed spoiled little brat. I bet you throw a fit if your Happy Meal doesn't come with a toy.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Hahaha seeing you mad is so funny. Ok gotta hit the road for a while. Take it easy and take your meds.

[ksm32]

Why don't you telll us all your name and physical address, then, if you're so sure that I won't come right to your house and fuck you up in person?

International travel during these trying times may be difficult if not impossible.

..it was only a matter of time before you went to the Let's Get Physical.   And who's to say that Enard couldn't whoop yer ass..  be a shame to travel all that way only to get folded up and thrown into the crick.

[AZZERAE]

International travel during these trying times may be difficult if not impossible.

In the words of Peter Gabriel: my ghost likes to travel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOvX75ck1_E

[AZZERAE]

😻⭐😻⭐😻

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Why don't you telll us all your name and physical address, then, if you're so sure that I won't come right to your house and fuck you up in person?

My my my. I'm already fucked up. What kind of food do you like? I will cook dinner and we can have some martinis and play some cards. Please arrive near 7. And bring some drugs for fuxake I'm out

[AZZERAE]

My my my. I'm already fucked up. What kind of food do you like? I will cook dinner and we can have some martinis and play some cards. Please arrive near 7. And bring some drugs for fuxake I'm out.

Anything but Chinese. And what are we gonna do with the third wheel?

[Jackstar]

Sinistar is well equipped with spare warp engines. Everyone gets a ride--some seats are comfier than others.

SINISTAR NO LONGER SNACKS BETWEEN MEALS
SINISTAR NOW HAS NEW BETWEEN-MEAL HOBBY: WRITING COMPANY POLICY
NOTE THAT THE POLICIES OF SINISTAR ARE STILL HUNGER-BASED, AND WE'RE LOOKING AT DEVELOPING A HOTFIX FOR THAT
END OF LINE.


I'm getting too old for this s***. I was supposed to retire 6 weeks ago.


Still--superior to a Clinton presidency.

[Jackstar]

Let's be real for a second.

One Mississippi.

[Jackstar]

Please arrive near 7.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guess_Who%27s_Coming_to_Criticize_Dinner%3F
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_It%27s_Tuesday,_This_Must_Be_Belgium
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dead_Alive&redirect=no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_at_Tiffany%27s_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_Earth_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Dusk_till_Dawn

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Anything but Chinese. And what are we gonna do with the third wheel?

Ya, no bat soup for this marina cat either!!!

[Jackstar]

Stellar armchair diagnosed me as what VC calls a "Narsisst", remember? You too. Read up. [...] You are what psychosis looks like. [...] You are not performing. [...] This is who you are.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or you going to bite?

[AZZERAE]

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or you going to bite?

I'd never bite a hand that feeds.

[Stellar]

That is all complete bull.

My life is plenty real. I live in a city with millions of people. I think around 5 or 6 million last I heard. Loudmouths like you wind up spitting chiclets or worse.

I have what I have because I worked for it and I’m smarter than people like you who put all their effort into imagined lives. Pack it in. I just looked on LinkedIn for the keywords “goth cartoonist” and things look pretty grim for you making it to where I’m at now anytime before you check out.

Enard you really have it all together dishing it out eh.  I guess maybe your outlet is about your ego, come on man  I do not know who started this crap between you and Azzarae, but we all do have better things to post about instead of 1 ups.  Why don't you guys make up and be friends.

Or is this a rush for both of you to poop all over each other.

[AZZERAE]

Thanks for that, Stellar. Unfortunately this fellow is the one person I could never be friends with on any level. I usually get along with anyone and everyone IRL - I love talking to people and making acquaintances - but there's a certain soullessness to whatever this individual is made up of that shakes me to the core. I am sickened, quite frankly, that he exists. The fact he draws breath makes me nauseous. I've never been so disgusted by anyone before in my entire life. And I've seen some shit.

[Jackstar]

Thanks for that, Stellar. Unfortunately this fellow is the one person I could never be friends with on any level. I usually get along with anyone and everyone IRL - I love talking to people and making acquaintances - but there's a certain soullessness to whatever this individual is made up of that shakes me to the core. I am sickened, quite frankly, that he exists. The fact he draws breath makes me nauseous. I've never been so disgusted by anyone before in my entire life. And I've seen some shit.

I've never been so disgusted by anyone before in my entire life. And I've seen some shit.

Which one?

[Jackstar]

Or is this a rush for both of you to poop all over each other.

I'm not going to lie semicolon I would prefer either a stand-up fight or a bug hunt far more.

[AZZERAE]

I think Stellar would know more about such things than I, Jack.

Soz I can't help you or whatevs.

Obvs not my area.

[Ciardelo]

Obvs not my area.

Ew. C'mon man! We don't really need to hear about your "area" Azz...

[AZZERAE]

Ew.

Hey, I was just sitting around, minding my own business, nonchalantly biting the house that Jack built...

I meant no harm and no wrong. I am but a young grasshopper who hopes to be taken under the wing of the almighty, flighty whitey - here's hoping old dusty won't go "bite" me.

It feeds me. I am the sign beneath the overpass. I am the voice from the curb. Feed me. Shelter me. Help me. I am you.

[Ciardelo]

Hey, I was just sitting around, minding my own business, nonchalantly biting the house that Jack built...

I meant no harm and no wrong. I am but a young grasshopper who hopes to be taken under the wing of the almighty, flighty whitey - here's hoping old dusty won't go "bite" me.

It feeds me. I am the sign beneath the overpass. I am the voice from the curb. Feed me. Shelter me. Help me. I am you.

That's poetrie right there.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Enard you really have it all together dishing it out eh.  I guess maybe your outlet is about your ego, come on man  I do not know who started this crap between you and Azzarae, but we all do have better things to post about instead of 1 ups.  Why don't you guys make up and be friends.

Or is this a rush for both of you to poop all over each other.

Azz, I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. I don’t care which of your personalities is suggesting we should be best buddies or some stupid thing.

I don’t start fights I end them. So if this third world twit ever makes good on his threats to track me down I’ll without hesitation decorate the wall behind the door he kicks in with the tiny bit of brains that may exist in his thick skull. That’s really the start and end of what I think of you as a loudmouth attention whoring goth man child.  If you and metron really are different people which I’m not convinced of at all, it’s no wonder you had your little breakup. Only so much asshole can exist in any one place at one time like a forum. You two clearly exceed capacity all by yourselves.

He won’t. I don’t think it’s because he’s smarter than that but rather because he won’t be able to trade goats and chickens for airline tickets.

[Stellar]

Azz, I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. I don’t care which of your personalities is suggesting we should be best buddies or some stupid thing.

I don’t start fights I end them. So if this third world twit ever makes good on his threats to track me down I’ll without hesitation decorate the wall behind the door he kicks in with the tiny bit of brains that may exist in his thick skull. That’s really the start and end of what I think of you as a loudmouth attention whoring goth man child.  If you and metron really are different people which I’m not convinced of at all, it’s no wonder you had your little breakup. Only so much asshole can exist in any one place at one time like a forum. You two clearly exceed capacity all by yourselves.

He won’t. I don’t think it’s because he’s smarter than that but rather because he won’t be able to trade goats and chickens for airline tickets.

Listen Enard you and Azzerae need to cool it.  Can I be the level headed adult here.  I'm sure all this static from both of you comes from a need or desire to 1 up each other.  I'm a separate individual and if you are intelligent as you say you are you would be able to figure out that I'm not Azzerae.  Look I just made a snide remark to you and I'm letting it ride yet forgive me.  You sound paranoid Enard and you may need medication or seek professional help.  I'm seeing and understanding that often times ill will posts are forms of mood disorders.  I posted plenty of crap from being bipolar 1.  When I look back on the cap I posted during a mania phase, I regret it when I'm stable.  Think about it there are real people on the end of these personas.  What if by mistake I was a family member and you were saying this crap to me?  Think Enard!

I'm seeing this whole bell gab board go down the tubes of ill will.  Where are all the poets, philosophers and deep thinkers.  Please lets post thought provoking posts.  Enard this tit for tat between you and Azzerae to is silly don't you agree.

Can we all respect and see that love is true more understanding way to be with each other?

[Ciardelo]

tubes of ill will.

That's the name of my new all-male garage band.