Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Jackstar]

I forgot to listen to Heather's show opening tonight, because I was distracted by recording myself. Awkward...

Maybe I should set an alarm? Yeah, I might as well.

[Lilith]

I forgot to listen to Heather's show opening tonight, because I was distracted by recording myself. Awkward...

Maybe I should set an alarm? Yeah, I might as well.

[Jackstar]

If I'm home, it's not a problem, as I put her stream on a Winamp instance that attempts to connect 24/7. Out in the field, it's a different story.

My numbers are still blocked from calling in--thanks, Commander Rolleyes--so it's not really a concern, however.

She can't let me talk freely on her show anyway. I'm far too threatening to her target demographic--my reputation certainly precedes me by a great and terrible amount. This was never my intention, but now that I find myself forced by circumstance into the position... it's kinda cool! Big Bad Jackstar!! Rawr! Okay, now I need a nap. I'm an old man, Kids, and I ain't lyin'.

"Raging through the night, nothing's gonna stop us..." well, good. That's great! Perhaps, my work here is truly done: I don't wish for her to stop. I like what she's doing. Art seems kinda salty about the whole thing, though, but that's okay--he's not the boss of me.

I'm probably, just... you know, crazy, right? Believe me, I prefer that to being idolized. (Sorry... no evidence available to support my claims. Awwwww.)

[Jackstar]

it's kinda cool! Big Bad Jackstar Michael Clifford Kuczi!! Rawr!

I can't believe anyone is expected to buy this crap. Have you met me? I'm a literal f****** teddy bear.

A teddy bear that is a grandmaster of Chess, but yeah. So what?? Did Gandhi have this problem? Oh, wait, right, yeah: somebody shot him, huh?

He probably should have looked into psychokinetic shielding, but perhaps he thought he was too legit for that. Maybe he wanted to die by that point, and he just turned them off. You ever think about that? That wife of his looked like a real battleaxe. I'm just sayin'. Just a theory.

Yeah, you probably haven't thought of that one before. After all, I never thought of it before either.

I'm not going to lie, this is getting to be more fun than actually talking to her. Too bad I'll never get to do this again after this month.

Company policy.

[Jackstar]

We are all experiencing the human condition."

Prove it.

[Silphion]

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"One more voice in a vast ocean of voices."

[Silphion]

Minor fact check:

Ancestry, the online genealogy giant, has never been owned by the Church of Latter-day Saints (Mormons). It has changed ownership several times and was acquired in 2020 by Blackstone, a private equity firm. Family Search is owned by the LDS.

[Paranormal1]

Oh great...Heather has caved in to this idiot who called in saying she should play more music!

[Silphion]

Oh great...Heather has caved in to this idiot who called in saying she should play more music!

He sounded suspiciously like a troll.

[Paranormal1]

Yes, I don't get it. I guess she didn't want to do a real show after all or she's overly sensitive. It's sad that I might listen to a George Noory show tonight instead.

[Paranormal1]

Steve Quayle is the guest on C2C AM..I'll listen to Jimmy Church instead. Heather shouldn't give up so easy.

[Jackstar]

Maybe she unexpectedly ran out of needles for her self-destructing vinyl record player.

That s*** can happen.

[Lilith]

He sounded suspiciously like a troll.

Anybody I know?

[timebandit]

Whad I miss!?
Can't turn my back for a second.

#HeatherIsMyPresident

[Paranormal1]

She played crappy hair-metal music the rest of the night instead of talking about ufos or ghosts or playing evps!

[Silphion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUgkZ37cCWc

[Jackstar]

Network error? How am I going to drive off the road if I don't have someone to distract me? This is all Trump's fault.

[Silphion]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOkDUnyBnA

[Nyewalker]

Network error

Aliens !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV9uEeOigwc

[Silphion]

She did say she was looking forward to tomorrow and a few minutes with Ms. Mulgrew.

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https://galaxycon.com/blogs/january-2021/jan-23-voyager#

https://www.facebook.com/galaxyconlive/videos/852741725511798/

[Silphion]

How is she Number 1 without even trying?

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Unless the multitudes are trying? PST 10:09

[Morgus]

How is she Number 1 without even trying?

and thats with the stream totally offline right now... 
Heather must be getting extra sleep tonight to be ready to talk to her idol Capt Janeway tomorrow?

[Silphion]

and thats with the stream totally offline right now... 
Heather must be getting extra sleep tonight to be ready to talk to her idol Capt Janeway tomorrow?

She had jokingly suggested that she might not get any sleep because of the excitement.

But she is aware of possible conditions GalaxyCon might put on the use of the video chat.

[Jackstar]

But she is aware of possible conditions GalaxyCon might put on the use of the video chat.

I'll see what I can do. I promise not to hinder anything. I don't have a lot of pull down in the Legal Dept. but, one phone call from me and We can shut down Mulgrew's nanobot network, just like that *snap*

That probably doesn't help much right now, but if it does happen--at least you know it wasn't me.

[Jackstar]

How is she Number 1 without even trying?

Art has all the pull I don't have.

[Jackstar]

Aliens !

You know... come to think of it, a proboscis is rather... needle-like, isn't it? Spooky.

[timebandit]

Whad I miss?
No matter..let my precious rest and
recoup her strength..
She'll be back with a Vengeance!

#HeatherOurSavior

[Jackstar]

Whad I miss?

Larry King being taunted by a very imaginative lich. I left out the good parts--they were really bad--and now they're all gone, you'll have to be satisfied with what we're stuck with now.

I'm not going to lie: it was pretty cool, but not as cool as when Art was here. And that didn't last very long either. At least Art wasn't dumb enough to try to be a li--oh. Hrrm.

Awkward. Let's move on to other subjects. Who else is going to die today? We might need to warn them about a white light that offers to take them to a playground... Oh, on second thought, why even bother? Clearly, we are all doomed, no matter what we do.

So maybe it wouldn't hurt if we cybered a little? No? Okay thank God. Dodged that bullet; must not have been a sniper.

[timebandit]

Come ON People!!
Think Positive!!

#HeatherThyKingdomCome

[Silphion]

Standing By

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Lnai5_LGY