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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

Started by SergeantMajor, June 05, 2018, 02:38:31 PM

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Lilith

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 05:26:00 AM
We need to talk, Honey. I've started eating bacon again.

Tell you what: you set it up, you make it private, I can't take these pigs throw themselves at me. They're like lemmings. also, since you're the only human being alive that I told the details of phase is two and three to, and they got stolen and hacked faster than the script to The Hateful Eight... I guess we were both right about something after all, weren't we?

So let me know if you want to hear about Phase IV. Because this is not Phase V that I'm willing to throw under the bus--just Phase 4. And if you remember Phases II and III, you can probably extrapolate what's coming next.

Or, you know, whatever. Hello, Lillith! Have you said hello to my mother yet? Well, if not, don't worry about it, you're in fine company.

Also, people keep asking me about you. I of course, lie through my teeth. As you know, no one would ever believe the truth. I barely believe it. I can't even believe people that have the brass chutzpah to ask me about YOU!

And, did I tell you about what happened when Grapefruit found out anything about you? See I can't remember if I told that story or not. But I remember like it was yesterday but it was actually... quite earlier this year. I've been saving it for you! Or, I'll tell it to a certain Mr Order Barker.

Or I'm just going to steal the car and drive it off a cliff. Like in Vanilla Sky? I don't know, we'll see. Anyway, are you still using Voxer? I can get back to using that now, if you like.

Some of my security clearances were being held up, and that's fixed now. Now, if you have some spare time--and I know you do--please make up a list of all the people you think have asked me about you, in the order that they asked me. This isn't much of a test, it's just a little fun, a little quiz.

Remember, when you can hear my voice live, remember to ask me or how enraged I was to have somebody asking me over the phone to rat out another American citizen. Oh my God! Why am I telling you this in the Heather Wade thread? This is really great I have a small, subtle, yet imperceptible impact on her bland.

I mean, on her brand. #FealTy! YEAH!


Also: I miss bomar. when he finds out what he did with his boy scout patches he's going to lose his lunch. Do you think he's one of those wimps who's afraid of tarot cards? I mean the man has had his hands up the anus of cattle, but he's afraid of tarot cards... Or was he? Maybe that was somebody else.

In any event, Lilith, the times come to talk of many things, sailing ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings. In other words, we're clear to talk shop again.

Unless you died from the coven? I mean covered. Covert? s*** what happened to my Google voice recognizer?!!! I figured you're losing superpowers. Oh no--this means I have to proofread by hand.

Nero Blaze: eat your heart out. Anyway, we can even get the game back together if you like. I'm told that you're old and we're going to die soon--hahaha--so you might want to grab this brass ring while you can, O Ancient One.

Did I mention, sweetheart? I was asked about you: and I instantly lied. Now that's fealty. How someone hasn't bothered to ask me, before now, how many people have sworn fealty too... well, I have no idea.

I think someone should have done that before they called my girlfriend a whore. Lilith... Look, I'm just going to say it in public: you might have a need to get your team under control. Don't take my word for! Personally, I like them running around loose.

Makes for a target rich environment. Anyway, carry on. Best wishes and warmest regard to you and the whole family--even the presently unhatched.


Heh, heh.

No worries old friend.  Everything is going to plan.  Your Karma has to play out.

Rat Fink

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 05:26:00 AM
Now, if you have some spare time--and I know you do--please make up a list of all the people you think have asked me about you, in the order that they asked me. This isn't much of a test, it's just a little fun, a little quiz.



Very easy even for dummies.  Asserae, David Rubini.  I am Rat Fink.

Lilith

Is Heatha broke again?  She's asking for more gifts.  She needs two battery packs (because that's much cheaper than the generator that she REALLY needs), and a plummer.

Aren't there any good Witchy spells for that kind of stuff?

timebandit

I'd get her a crossbow....or a car 8)



Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 01, 2020, 03:45:28 PM
A car with a crossbow mounted on the hood? ???

Yeah...she's out in the desert, right?

She could go full-on Mad Max.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 01, 2020, 03:47:32 PM
Yeah...she's out in the desert, right?

She could go full-on Mad Max.

Could be a prescient move on her part.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 01, 2020, 03:48:54 PM
Could be a prescient move on her part.

I don't think she has a prescient bone in her body...at least since Art has been gone.

wink wink nudge nudge

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 01, 2020, 03:50:37 PM
I don't think she has a prescient bone in her body...at least since Art has been gone.

wink wink nudge nudge

Truth!


Nyewalker

Quote from: timebandit on December 01, 2020, 05:43:50 PM

Crawling From The Wreckage - Dave Edmunds

It's never been substantiated that he was actually on Midnight in the Desert.


Silphion

Cool and clear in the desert tonight ...

ksm32

Quote from: Silphion on December 01, 2020, 07:54:50 PM
Cool and clear in the desert tonight ...

...And that is why I persevered to write and FINISH the Speed Bag Bible. I had hit enough in public place during 2000's to find that whatever board I got under at least two or three people would show up, and "be amazed". Their faces looked just like mine the first time I saw Doc Schroeder, live, hitting the bag. It's hard to hide "mesmerized". At that time there was no way to actually teach people other then "in person" which would be a very very few, and I came to believe that "bagaholics", people that really want to do this....were out there!

I was convinced that there were "many" spread out across the world,- and I noticed there was NO legitimate program or method to teach this. I didn't see anyone else hitting like I did at that time (although I knew of about 10 or so because they were in the same class with me and Dr. Schroeder..) but it seemed like a training niche that I could fill. All I really had was the book "boxing skills" that Doc wrote with his chapter on speed bag rhythms, but I already knew his system of writing it was flawed, because I loaned it out to a bunch of people and they said it didn't help...

The actually hitting of the bag was way more complicated and his "Rhythms" included what i later defined as "combinations", often including may parts (fists and elbows) that were kind of taught as "one motion" when in fact there are smaller and simplier movements that should be learned individually before putting them all together in a longer combination - that he called a "rhythm" due to the sound it makes. I found it much more efficient from a teaching method to break that all down to smaller parts, which I later identified as "techniques" - that had to be named and explained. At the beginning I wrote and watched endless video of myself hitting from different angles to identify the specific moves that later became 24 techniques.. BUT I quit off and on, sometimes for many months, thinking this was all a singular obsession going nowhere..

But I always came back to it...because I never lost the belief that there were people, many or few I didn't know, but they were out there that really would love to have more in depth speed bag training. So I eventually finished the book, and it was published in 1995. With no internet or marketing system to speak of, the first 1,500 copies took over 4 years before I needed to reprint. And then I found that for every 200 that bought it, may one or two would actually read and learn it. yeah, people still want short and easy, and my book is not. The video's came out in Sept 1996, as a request by Ringside Boxing..

But this speaks to YOUR point. There seem to be very few "serious baggers" compared to the general population, however I have witnessed that number grow with the growth of this community talking to their friend, tons of amazing youtube video's and generally speed bag being seen more and more in the public. At one time there were four commercials on TV regularly that had a speed bag in them. Granted, not good bagging, but still being seen. I believe the "surge" will come when two things happen. (1) It is featured in a major motion picture by someone of amazing skill for a couple of minutes.(2) regular fitness and health clubs begin including them, noise be damned. People have to have access to really know it, and if they have to buy their own and hang it....that will eliminate most. IF people have access to a speed bag, and hopefully with someone that is proficient and a decent teacher...then the tide may turn. To that regard I say "WE": (forum members) are our own best ally. Get out there and show it, talk it, do it. Become your local area expert.

You are all much better than you think.


Silphion

Quote from: ksm32 on December 01, 2020, 08:14:40 PM
Like your vagina.

Certainly more representative than the previous post.
What in BellGab's name was that all about?

J*, are you tickling socks, again?

timebandit


ksm32

Quote from: Silphion on December 01, 2020, 08:23:05 PM
Certainly more representative than the previous post.
What in BellGab's name was that all about?

J*, are you tickling socks, again?

I assure you. On someone else's life. That J* is not.

I am. Or, was. But now I'm not.

Have a wonderful showing.



Silphion

Quote from: ksm32 on December 01, 2020, 09:05:40 PM
I assure you. On someone else's life. That J* is not.

I am. Or, was. But now I'm not.

We know someone is playing around.

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Nyewalker

Did you order some Art muscle rub yet ...


Lilith

I'm so late...

Did I miss anything?


Corona Kitty

Are you going to buy her something Lilth?

Lilith



Lilith


Silphion

Quote from: Lilith on December 02, 2020, 12:41:33 AM



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