Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Lilith]

Heatha, may I remind you, this is supposed to be open lines, not Heatha rambles and reads.

The Looking Glass comments are not phone or skype calls.

[Lilith]

So we got lucky.  A caller with the gift of miracles.  Covid and riots will be over now.

[Jackstar]

A caller with the gift of miracles.

Hold my sorcerer's hat and robes.

[Lilith]

Hold my sorcerer's hat and robes.

Are you on hold?

[Lilith]

Never mind, Obviously nobody's onna phone.  Heatha is rambling on and on again.

[Lilith]

Heatha's going an extra hour. 

[Jackstar]

Are you on hold?

No, I'm on cannabis and about a third of a gallon of Greek yogurt. I'm striding around the bedroom, T. Stark naked, vape pen steaming in one hand, Bifrost deck in the other, in a powerdrama struggle with the GF. Freshly slain semen demon entrails cover the walls, but no one can see them, it's cool. GF was informed that measures were in place to take them all out--naturally, an impossible to believe tale.

So now we've been back and forth for like, an hour and a half, on who is going to call in. I'm all, "I've called nine times!" and she's like, "I called twice! It's your turn!" and I double down with, "I've been listening to this show for twenty-three years, it's so far beyond your turn, your future grandchildren are in line."

I've never been more flaccid. This is so tedious. The Muzak is straight outta 1984. Just fucking shoot me.

[Jackstar]

an extra hour

At this point, aren't they all extra?

[Jackstar]

nobody's onna phone

Bored now.

[Lilith]

Maturity you say Heatha?  How about these "Peaceful Protesters" take responsibility for keeping their "Peaceful Protests" peaceful?  I wonder how many "Peaceful Protests" would be held in the streets if "Peaceful Protesters" had to be responsible for damage and injuries incurred during their "Peaceful Protests"?  What happened to the concept of leaving a place the way, or better than you found it? 

These people have just gone out in the streets to "Peaceful Protest", and taken no responsibility for keeping it that way, or making sure it's left the way they found it before they go home.  The broken windows and injured persons, they chuck off as being somebody elses problem.  Honestly, I blame the teachers, and the schooling system.

[Lilith]

Ask your favorite imaginary friends.   LOL

[Lilith]

Yeah, that mantra they keep chanting on the Fake News, "We must be unified" is a big joke.  It's just a manipulative way of telling other people we have to agree with them. 

Ain't gonna happen.

[Lilith]

Very nice of you to give appreciation to your long time loyal listeners Heatha. 

[DynamoHum]

Good god she goes on and on and on

[Lilith]

Good god she goes on and on and on

It's still HAPPENIN!  Hour 6 in progress.

[DynamoHum]

It's still HAPPENIN!  Hour 6 in progress.

I am listening, to her bollocks about randomly picking up calls... I am sure everyone realises that shit doesnt happen. Poor Miller sometimes waits on hold for up to two months.

[Lilith]

Could that be why we don't get to hear many callers?  Maybe Heatha just waits and babbles on and on and on till the callers she doesn't recognize hang up.  Wouldn't surprise me.

[paladin1991]

Heather mentioned a while back that Tony was dealing with health issues so things would be a little wonky as he did all the posting in social media .

Proctological?  Was it a Bull Gerbil?

[Jackstar]

Could that be why we don't get to hear many callers? 

I've got a great story about how asking Jesus to do one's... laundry, is the only way to get certain protein stains out of certain fabrics.

Unfortunately, I don't have the rights to tell it. Company policy.

Can you imagine having to listen to all these callers, though? Tedious Fascinating, especially when they're on hold and they don't realize they're being recorded and they're babbling into the microphone while waiting to be put on the air when they're actually on the air.

[timebandit]

One more day!
Come on time! Move it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

#HeatherTime

[AZZERAE]

Poor Miller sometimes waits on hold for up to two months.

"Poor Miller" should get a life.

[timebandit]

Yeahh! Come on!
Let's do this!


#HeatherTime

[Silphion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYliKzS3k0k

Taking a ride in 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕠𝕗 ℕ𝕪𝕖

[timebandit]

#Legacy

[nooryisawesome]

#2 on talk stream live.

Isn’t worth much but it’s something.

[Jackstar]

They don't call it 'Bot-Hell' for nothing. If one is new to the area and can arrange to drive around it, I highly recommend doing so.

[DynamoHum]

"Poor Miller" should get a life.

He is busy being outraged at BLM protests atm.

[DynamoHum]

So was there any talk of the new ex producer Tony?

I will admit he did keep her on the straight and narrow for a good long while, I wonder what will happen now... whatever it is .. I hope it is slow and belaboured.

[VC]

So was there any talk of the new ex producer Tony?

I will admit he did keep her on the straight and narrow for a good long while, I wonder what will happen now...

What happened to Vegas Tony? Falling out? Just health issues? Or, did he really give-up on Heater?

ALL guests, well almost all, seem to be just reruns. She has these circle jerks that just want to keep coming back for more of the same repetition too, or are these mostly old shows on repeat?

[Jackstar]

What happened to Vegas Tony?

My delight at knowing absolutely nothing about this is palpable. Y'all go right on ahead having fun without me, I'm quite enjoying my... control group, thank you kindly for asking.


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