Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Catsmile]

#FakeBreakTime

#BlastCoffee&CigarettesAllNight
#Can'tSleep

[Lilith]

I'm not.  I'm just here for the fun.  Bring on the #'s!

#PraiseMV!

[malachi.martini]

No doubt too much show prep.

Prep notes:

Talk about horny old man who gave me a job.
Play horny old man's mix tape.

[ItsOver]

#PraiseMV!

I hope Lee survived NOLA.  I guess if you can survive Pate and a bottle of tequila, the French Quarter is a beignet walk.

[Lilith]

I dunno Heatha, Karen said Art called HER at 11AM every day.

[Lilith]

#Art
#Art
#Art
#Art
#Art

[Catsmile]

#ArtBellShoutOutMeter

[ItsOver]

Nothing like talking about a dead guy.  Maybe she's getting a head start on Halloween.

[malachi.martini]

Drrrrruuuumffff!

[Lilith]

#HeathaNeedsMoarBellGab!

[Lilith]

#AnothaFakeBreak

[ItsOver]

#HeathaNeedsMoarBellGab!

BellGab.  It's good for what ails you.

[Corona Kitty]

>doesn't go out
>doesn't exercise
>piss poor dietary habits
>near constant blue light exposure
>drinks lots of coffee

Why can't I sleep?

Everyday she's getting closer to Falkie.

[VC]

#Art
#Art
#Art
#Art
#Art

Someone posted Heater was talking about AB and his sleeping meds, or something related to this last night? This person wrote: "Did I catch that right she says she guided Art about what drugs would knock him out so he could sleep? Hell this could be used as an admitted assistance to his death."

Brig, just curious if you heard Heater say something similar to this too? It would be worth it to post an audio clip when/if she said this or something similar.

[Lilith]

Someone posted Heater was talking about AB and his sleeping meds, or something related to this last night? This person wrote: "Did I catch that right she says she guided Art about what drugs would knock him out so he could sleep? Hell this could be used as an admitted assistance to his death."

Brig, just curious if you heard Heater say something similar to this too? It would be worth it to post an audio clip when/if she said this or something similar.

I usually fall asleep while Heatha is reading her LookingGlass comments.  I am listening to last nights show now, and will comment as I go along.

[Lilith]

Heather seems very reluctant to hear Kolbys "announcements" onna phone.  She makes her define the nature of her announcements before she lets her proceed.  I wonder what Heather was really so concerned about?

[Lilith]

Hahaha, Heatha must have pictures of the new Kolby GrandBaby.  We all know how into babys Heatha is...

Baby wuz born on a mountain top in Oregon, with the help of Daddy and Grandma.

Sounds like Baby is staying with Daddys parents.  That's who Kolby has to contact to get pictures.

[Lilith]

Just listening to Heatha, I'm sure Heatha's insomnia is going to be the worst in the world by comparison to anyone elses.

#ICouldBeWrong.

[Lilith]

Caller Russel tells his dream of his ship crashing on his planet in SanSisco.

Honestly, I can understand Heatha's frustration with her callers, which is clearly apparent in her voice, even if she tries to deny it, and cover it up with excuses of long phone calls to the phone company, and insomnia.

It's her own fault tho, if she gives preference to certain known callers.

Russells getting married to Tracy "tomorrow", (today).

My GOD, this is exciting fake radio Heatha!

[Lilith]

Russell asks Heatha:

"Are you stuck on stupid"?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably the best question of the decade.

[Lilith]

Don't yell at Heatha Russell!  Heatha doesn't wanna be yelled at.

Your ability to stay onna line, is purely at Heathas discression.  Heathas show is NOT about what the people want, it's about what Heatha wants, and don't anybody forgedit!

[Lilith]

#FakeBrake introduced with lotsa #FakeLaughter

#GottaFillTime

[Lilith]

Heathers show might be more interesting if she cut it down to 2hrs.  I think a lot of the problem is that Heatha tries to fill 4hrs of show, with 0 interesting content.  She might even be able to handle 5 nights, which I think should be minimum, if she cuts back to 2hrs.

#ICouldBeWrong.

[Lilith]

Heatha now rambling about Russells "abusive call".  BWAHAHAHAHA

#HeathaHazNoSenseOfHumor

[Lilith]

Heatha, the problem is not the callers, they are the food on your table remember?

The problem is your caller rules, and the extreme length of time that you leave callers on hold.

Art had a three minute caller limit for this reason remember"?

Remember him?  #Art?

[Lilith]

Caller friend MarcusFromSublimity tells Heatha he thinks her phone system hates him.  He's been trying to get thru to her since last Thursday.

#sad
#PhoneSystemSucks
#TreatsCallersLikeShit

[Lilith]

No worries about having no guests Heatha. Your interviews generally suck.  There are a few exceptions, and you probably know who they are.

[Lilith]

MarcusFromSublimity offers to man the mic for Heathas show, while she sleeps thru it.  Heatha informs him he has no idea what he is asking to get into.  He assures her that he DOES, cuz he was on the air for 16 years.

[Lilith]

I like this MarcusFromSerenity.  He gave Heatha some EXCELLENT advice, starting with...

#TheLessYouThinkAboutYourself
#TheMoreYouConcernYouselfWithYourListenersFunAndInterests...

But ruins it by blowing tons of BS up her nose.

[Lilith]

MikeFromMontana onna phone.