Celebrities Celebrating Their Celebrity Birthdays

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2YTseJv3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZLkV8ZEboo

[paladin1991]

https://twitter.com/StarTrek/status/865930181327953920

Janeway is the best way.

I would have poured copious amounts of my essence into this woman if she had been the Captain of my ship.

[paladin1991]

https://youtu.be/g-c-d2Ds3h0

Also, historical note: I used to bang the holy bejesus in to this girl who happened to be born today, May 20th. God love you, Honey, wherever the hell you went.

Dude, was that JackstarSex fm a couple of years ago?  That chick made me laugh, bro.  How did you let her get away fm you?  I can just imagine breakfast with her, 'No bitch, those are my meds!'  'Fuck you, I ate mine, now I'm eating yours!  Wait, that ones a skittle, that shit will kill you. You eat the skittle.'

[Dr. MD MD]

https://twitter.com/StarTrek/status/865930181327953920

Janeway is the best way.

Favorite moments? Hmm...Well, I mostly just remember the copious amount of Kleenex I'd go through "watching" this show. 

[paladin1991]

Favorite moments? Hmm...Well, I mostly just remember the copious amount of Kleenex I'd go through "watching" this show. 

[Jackstar]

How did you let her get away fm you?

I traded her to my neighbor for a carton of faggots. It was a fair deal.

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a bundle of twigs is a faggot
a bundle of faggots is One Direction

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62z0LyYD1lw



Obvious genetic sequencing is obvious.