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THE STUDIO, is INSIDE THE HOUSE, that HEATHER WADE, lives in! SO, where'd Heather GO?

https://youtu.be/xbP2R5R__kU

Quote from: Grifynne on May 01, 2018, 11:26:15 AM
KR has officially changed the locks, according to second-hand Heather.

KR has the locks to the house she lives in? Because that's where the god damn studio is! Sounds more like Airyn booted that bitch out after she caught Heather rubbing Arts dirty underwear on her cooch.

Art Bells': Aliens & Faggot Shit

SELL IT FATSO!

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 01, 2018, 11:20:57 AM
My second to last comment on the bateman/wade argument on the GabCast is that she said that she could fire Keith Rowland.

Fuck it. I have a lot more things to say about it.

One of them is that she was as boring on this GabCast too even though the topic was interesting. It was only the part where bateman was talking to her that was interesting.

http://www.ufoship.com/?m=201601

Hear how FAGGY Bateman sounds? Like a catty little queen! People like that! You just proved my Art Bell Jr. idea.

Get Art Bell Jr. Make him super faggy on the air. Change the name to "Art Bells' Big Nerdy ELO-ish Anal Probe", and hit the mutha-fuggin' LIGHTS!

You want to make money? Then get the buck on, and get the fuck on! Pull this together and fucking GO! BITCH!

Quote from: trostol on May 01, 2018, 11:04:45 AM
Pretty much. ..not that the genre has dried up but just been bled out too much

The general public is stupid as fuck. Letting this franchise die is incredibly stupid. There is money to be made. You couldn't start what Art Bell did now, but you can continue it. It would be like letting Ford Motors go under because Kia and Toyota exist. You can sell these dumb motherfuckers this!

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on May 01, 2018, 10:49:12 AM
I think another problem is that the paranormal has been done to death. Podcasts, endless YouTube channels, websites ... all free. Without Art Bell around, the genre is just full and it seems unlikely that something sitting behind a paywall can go anywhere. Any new host would need to be very informed and very broad in their interests willing to step out of the tired world of the paranormal and into the other weird and interesting stuff that's out there. Bateman was good for that.

That's what they said about Krispy Kream! They went huge when doughnuts were considered superbad for you. It's all about establishing authority, and branding it as something everyone must have some of. I'm telling you guys: Art Bell Jr. or even Eric Bell. That is how you continue the franchise. Art Jr. is best because he got disowned and needs the money. If he can bring the gay neighbor from Bewitched nance, it will sell big-time! "Oh honey! tell me about those probes!"

Where is Arts son? The faggot. Has anyone ever even seen a photo of him? Get him! Revenge Host! HELL YEAH!

Art did well to select an amateur. Unfortunately, his dominatrix "choke that gook whore" personality did not yield to good business sense, and he did not select someone who had a strong personality. Enter Heather "I fuck you on the side" Wade.

Heather, if you're reading, did Art like to choke women while he pounded the Artbabies in? Maybe you could claim disability! Brain-based work injury.

Art said he saved all the Ameri-Asian children from 'Nam. Because they were the product of "our" involvement in the country, and wouldn't be treated well by the Communists.

Meanwhile: Art-Nippon children, the product of "his" involvement got Fukashimma-ed!

Quote from: BettyO417 on May 01, 2018, 10:10:20 AM
Maybe Bateman and a sprinkle of MV!

Bateman sprinkling on MV is pay-per-view only.

Tim "blubber-butt" Weisberg gives you: GAK!!!

Quote from: HumanBeing on May 01, 2018, 09:56:03 AM
I like that he wants the opportunity and seems eager about it.
More power to him. Hopefully Keith gives him a fair shake.

https://youtu.be/-cJmpwkUx4s

This Tim guys looks like a Gay Bear and his sex name is "Cub Cadet."

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 01, 2018, 09:36:58 AM

Just LOOK at that fat Jambalaya! Kittens and UFO's for real!

A lot of Gabs. Heather Wade on Poonjab.

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 01, 2018, 09:24:18 AM
Fuck off.  Often.

Backed off, Jacked off, and fucked the other two!

MV is too defensive to be interesting for more than a few shows. The paranormal does not lend itself to uber-cynics. He's smart and has a decent radio voice, but you couldn't poke fun at him and make yourselves feel smart at his expense, and we all know that's what you love the most.

Heather Wade is the "Queen of the Desert" when she drops her granny pannies!

None of you can be the replacement. Art was not "ironic" like you guys are. You can't have a host that can not play the straight-man to the peanut galleries shouts. Art was intelligent, and self-aware, but lived by a broadcast code that intentionally left him open to criticism.

MV and bateman are too cynical to allow the audience their role. It would be too familiar and therefore uninteresting after a short while. They would quip wise to any criticism. They can't allow the dumb-asses to feel smart at their expense.

Quote from: HumanBeing on May 01, 2018, 08:42:29 AM






(too soon?)

Possible! Art was asleep. Heather snuckith into the main compound like a horny ninja and sucked Art off in his sleep. Airyn walked in just as Art ejaculated and died! Heather leapt out of the window like a Sex-Sniper and ran across the dusty plain like a middle-aged Frankenstein, shoving her fingers into her mouth and then her vagina.

By the time Ayrin made it to the cuckshed to rip that bitches eyelashes out, Heather was putting the final knot on her beef curtains. "It's to late slant! I am with Artbaby! Part of the estate is mine!"

BTW, the chapter transition music in the Art Of Talk audiobook sounds like the music from career day in high school. "Do you want to be a baker? You could work at a supermarket! Have fun with a life of sterile smells and oppressive halogen lighting you loser fuck!"

If Heather can not extort enough money to live in the cuckshed for life (total cost $172,428.19) she will try to have the retarded Artbaby and put it into show-business to co-host a political talk-show with Kanye West.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 01, 2018, 08:19:52 AM
2602 pages to get to this point? Honestly?

Heather Wade has a retarded Artbaby growing in her wooden womb! Airyn has already beaten her ass over it. Heather is offering to abort the baby for a price. Airyn is selling everything off, and preparing to move back to the Philippines. Her cousin Timpo will stay behind to stab Heather in the vagina with a harpoon before fleeing to Peru to catch a connecting flight. Total cost? 1,000 dollars plus airfare and rent-a-car. THAT is the POINT!

Chefist alluded to the cat-fight between Airyn and Heather once Airyn found out Heather had gotten pregnant. The estate may be under 10 million, even under 5 million, but that's more money than Heather Wade could ever hope to make. If she can get even 100K for her new Artbaby, she'll consider it worthwhile. I just wonder if Airyn will have one of her relatives gut her before it's born.

Heather Wade was the kind of girl that did a lot of favors for boys to get attention. She never had children, because she considers herself an "energy vampire." With the end in sight after Arts' drone video, she knew the only way to tap into the estate was to breed. Think about it.

At 43, it was her last chance as early on-set menopause is evident in her husky, snotty-head, voice and burgeoning Art Bell mustache.

Art sent out the Drone video's because he knew he was going to die soon. The music and wave are obvious now. I find many people seem to know about 90 days out. Heather slept with him. Count on it. She wanted some of his seed before he died. A roast beef push in the cuckshed. Her hot garlic breath on his ear. Sperm that smelled of cigarettes. It's coming!

Art was 20 then. 19 maybe. Heather is 43 years old. There is no hope. Her vagina looks like a dirty sweat sock and her mind has entered the catlady vortex.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2018, 07:05:42 AM
Is this Heather's new account?  :