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Dairy I ask for for more puns, one of those almost made me do a spit take.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 16, 2018, 07:34:56 PM
Why would someone grow commercial corn in the Hawaiian Islands?   Seems like a great way to lose money fast.   

I think some of them were using it as a way to expense the inputs of growing weed. So the corn farm would lose money, but you can make it up on the black market.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 26, 2017, 10:24:48 PM
The worst mass murderer of all.  His "religion" was Marxism.



But....but he's such a hunk, I'm sure some will say.

I Believe Mao has him beat pretty handily.

Products like agrosoke are legal in the USA.  It helped me with growing some plants that were difficult to water and prone to drying out. Maybe Aldous has used something simialr.

I am pretty sure the Earthquake lady did not pronounce San Andreas correctly. She fits right in with Jorch.

Quote from: ShayP on October 27, 2015, 11:19:12 PM
5

I hope that is 5 Bigfoot barley wines. (Something like 14 percent ABV)

Quote from: coaster on October 27, 2015, 11:08:32 PM
Grace under fire?

I think so, real name was Brett Butler.

Quote from: Dr_Blue on October 20, 2015, 09:44:50 PM
  <<<<<(passes Barfly a bottle of Jack Daniels)   

I am pretty sure barfly drinks Beam. To James Mac, I thought Gentleman Jack is pretty smooth if you have the cash give it a shot.

Quote from: Gassy Man on September 07, 2015, 09:31:39 PM
It's ChillicoTHEE, Ohio, Mr. newsfellow.

Kamehameha was not even close in the Hilo story. Kawe (rhymes with awe) may-ha may-ha. Leo said cammy ha my ha I think.

Quote from: qaddisin on March 02, 2015, 10:10:28 PM
I thought the Davebots had hacked into the system and made it so it'll be 1999 forever.

Just think MV was sick of his repeating the same crap, I was hoping he got banned. good riddance
That JC a was very different from the one who used to call art. Been listening since 1994 found art on a Reno Nevada station surfing the AM dial late at night was near Sacramento. sorry this is off topic did anyone used to listen to mr KFI. I loved the unscreened calls on MR Kfi and of course Art was/is incredible with open lines.

I dislike this charlatan he is so full of shit his eyes are brown. His constant stream of bullshit just pisses me off. Why is Jorch laughing. maybe he does not buy dicks BS

As an aside, I'm still boggled that the new Bond movie will cost $300 million to make.
I wonder how much they will have to earn just to break even.

Assuming the budget includes marketing (think mktg is include) I consulted dick see Hoaxland and he provided me with a secret mathematical equation. I crunched the numbers. I believe they will need to make .3 billion dollars to break even.

Dave  sucks, Major ED I applaud your posts, 95 percent of them are funny or very funny
I swear I just heard Kim John Un he was trying to hard on the Jong.

Jorch asked the skeptic last night about the flu vaccine not working this year to try to show vaccines don't always work or something. He asked that same question the other night to a guest. Does he really not understand the difference between a flu vaccine and MMR and Polio vaccines. It is like apples and oranges.

That torah guy is definitely yanking his chain. Last week Jorch excitedly announced that they found "Georgy Noory AM radio coast to coast" in the torah. Silly me I was thinking it was written in Hebrew. Someone coded this message thousands of years ago with some complicated code, turning Hebrew (i think) into modern english, with knowledge of Amplitude Modified radio waves. Must have been time travelers or fortune tellers because I do no think English or AM radios existed when the Torah was written. It is amazingly bullshit.

If Jorch buys this shit, I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn.

He said something about biplay for his insider ad. I think he wanted to say interaction maybe. Biplay does not seem to be a word in the English language,  but he and tommy seem to be into it. The kooks are calling tonight. Her neighbors are invisible wow.
They should be rich (the genius neighbors) sounds like she is batcrap crazy.

Did anyone else hear ridick koo when jorch tried to say ridicule?

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 10, 2015, 12:15:56 AM
Jorch and Tommy went to the Alamo, and now I have to ask if these guys ever go anywhere without the other?

Jorch sounded like he had a past life regression and was at the actual Alamo at the time of the battle (because he visited). I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that he does not know shit about the actual Alamo battle.

The Carnivora add is now touting Reagan lived 19 years after using carnivora (in 1985). It seems he was pretty gone by 7-8 years after using the carnivora miracle. I think they changed the add because anyone over 40 or so remembers Reagan was pretty senile soon after office. 

"By 1992, the signs of Reagan's illness were impossible to ignore. At the conclusion of a medical exam in September, as the New York Times would later report, Reagan looked up at his doctor of many years with an utterly blank face and said, "What am I supposed to do next?" This time, the doctor knew that something was very wrong."
Read more at http://www.beliefnet.com/Health/2004/06/Does-He-Remember-Being-President.aspx#TgQ1pW1jz1ZjLmaT.99"

Yup, placerville used to be called hangtown.

Last caller was funny he called out jorch for pronouncing a callers town Placerville "place-er-vill" it is "plass-er-vill" the caller then butchered the word cabal. Maybe he was doing a ca-bell gab
shoutout.

(Placerville is a small town in Northern California I think he mispronounced it on Friday)

Muhahajeen Interesting take on Mujahideen. Jorch was frustrated that the guest would not agreen about Afghanistan. I think this this this guy did did did consult with the FBI, they probably interviewed gaining valubal insight on delusional psychotics. Life/wife same diff, let me rant some more about a bunch of names.

Every great Jazz musician was a heroin addict? Is that really true, seem like it is bullshit, but Jorch just grunted yeah thats right and went to break.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 02, 2015, 01:08:28 AM

And Jorch has another friend who doesn't "fuck like a bunny."

He actually fucks bunnies.

maybe this says something about my sense of humor, but that really made me laugh. Your posts are great major Ed.

Quote from: Doctor Who on February 01, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
Veterinarian: "Everything going on with the brain is the result of nutritional deficiency."  The veterinarian just happens to sell nutritional supplements on his website.

Veterinarian: Psychiatrists (people who actually went to medical school) are bad.

George: "I bet some doctors don't like you Joel."

I am not sure, but i thought he said psychologists prescribe drugs,I think he meant psychiatrist, because psychologists do not prescribe drugs.
The idiot vet did  compare doctors to Nazis unfavorably, stating that doctors killed 1 billion (by hiding the secret sauce) he said Nazis killed a mere 40 million.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 01, 2015, 10:54:23 PM
George has "a friend who smokes like a fish."

He really said that.

That made me laugh. The guest should have asked Jorch if your friend drinks like a chimney and smokes like a fish.

(someone already had the same thought last page sorry) Jorch's synapses are not quite firing right, he also seems confused by the guests answers often. He either makes an off quip, or misstates what the guest just said. He is either an idiot or not paying attention, probably both.

[quote] brother!!! Pyramids were built on the moon and mars by Alex Jones because he's a reptilian, closet homo-sexual, ZZ Top Fan, and American hero!

Whatcha gonna do when the Hoagland runs wild on you?

Hulk Hoagland, I read these in Hulk's voice (in my head) and it cracks me up. When Hoaxland runs wild I change the station.

George just said that in 2003 he planned on retiring at the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012. Wish he would have kept his word. He then went into a bizarre talk about Tommy announcing his death and trying to get the most airtime. Also he said that he wants to die doing the show, and he signed a "verry long term deal". George just said he is against Satanism, what a tough stand.