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Wow, I just checked this thread out of curiosity and sadly, nothing has changed with some members. Dr. Saad sums it up pretty well.

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Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2022, 05:49:53 PMA sight for sore eyes. The glitter in the darkness of my world. Probably not my MK–ULTRA Monarch controller.

Oh, but wouldn't that be awesome! *swoons with happiness at the notion* And the holder of the sacred icon Avatar of Patsy Stone, who I must point out as both a female and a Knight of Columbus, outranks me on basically every level.

Welcome back to the beginning of the end. I wish I had more to offer you than this: *shoves bag of needles at you* quick, I need some dirty DNA and evidence of hardcore drug use in these in these. I have no way of getting access to these substances —standards— but the moment of truth is coming up swiftly, and I really only get one shot at this:

I want all this to look good for my adoring public. People have legitimate expectations at this point. I literally don't know whether or not adrenochrome is used with a needle when getting high, or a pipette or a turkey baster or what? I don't want to let anybody down.

I need answers, pyewacket, and I need them now.

Nice to see you, too, Jackstar. I'd like to help, but PR really isn't my forte. (That was Eddy's job - I just wear Chanel, smoke and drink. I had to give up the rest.)
Your line of questions are probably better directed at certain political figures and their family members. I hear that one in particular has loads of experience and a laptop full of examples. There are probably even some 'royals' who could help, too.

Best of luck with your endeavors, sweetie darling.

Thank you, Juan and Dr MD MD. It was a pleasant surprise to see BG back. I missed all of you!

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 19, 2020, 09:05:25 PM
Any new jokes kiddo?

Hey, Paladin, I hope you and your loved ones are all well.

It's getting harder to tell what is or isn't a joke these days. I'll see if I can find a few, plus it will give our resident lefties something to complain about.



Karen meet Tina (It's a NY state of mind)

https://twitter.com/Tinaforte7/status/1270790521989062657?s=20

Lastly, Happy Father's Day to all you guys blessed with that worthwhile and sometimes, thankless task.

Joe Pye Weed has medicinal properties and was used to treat fevers and other maladies.

Botany can be fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyjlxIcu8AM

Quote from: chefist on June 18, 2020, 07:03:31 PM
Ha...I'm starting to bottle "Aunt Karen" tomorrow! LULZ

Nice to see you Pye!

Just make sure you have plenty of managers to field all the complaints you're going to get.

Nice to see everyone active. I hope you all stay well.

Oooh- they are just getting started.

'Snap, Crackle, Pop' Determined to Be Racist

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2020/06/17/snap-crackle-pop-determined-to-be-racist-n542693

...because "three white boys" as mascots.

Can't wait to see what they do to the world of Tolkien.

Albrecht- you are probably right about that. Too troublesome on many fronts.

Here fixed it for you.

The sad part is that these perpetually offended and idiotic people are erasing the history of a remarkable black woman who rose from slavery to become the first African American hired to promote a product.

https://www.appalachianhistory.net/2017/03/nancy-green-first-aunt-jemima.html

Quote from: albrecht on June 17, 2020, 08:38:41 AM
Blacks fired!

White guy still has job! Even after the white male Quaker, who even worse is Christian, fired the black Aunt Jemima!

Yeah- I'm thinking they're working out a better deal. Stay tuned to see who comes out on top.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BpjiYhyTo8

Hi guys! It's been quite a week- the acquittal, one of the best SOTU addresses I've heard, the president's follow up meetings acknowledging the defense team, and James Woods' return to Twitter.

I have no idea what this guy was thinking, but I'm pretty sure it won't be forgiven or forgotten by many.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oZfQj90i8

Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 15, 2020, 11:53:30 PM
If people really paid attention they would be stringing people up in the streets but you're all so beaten down and apathetic, pathetically grateful for the crumbs that fall off the rich man's table, that you'll almost certainly never wake up.

I grew weary hearing the bleating of ingrates benefiting from my crumbs, so I instructed my advisors to rev up the financial rumbas to reclaim those crumbs and reinvest them in gold holdings in Uruguay and Argentina.

Too bad people like you did not invest those crumbs instead of complaining.

Why worry- according to the woke among us, the world is going to end in 12 11 years anyway. Sooner, if the communists, socialists, democratic socialists, seize power.

https://youtu.be/PfIF4SF21NQ?t=104

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 03, 2020, 04:31:00 PM

Looks like contributions to his campaign petered out. Hey, isn’t Castro the asshole who published the names of local contributors to Republican campaigns.  Hallelujah!  There is a God and he gets even with Dirty Democrats!!!

Not the way I see it.

I'm not gonna even ask what the heck is going on here...

A little Christmas humor-

sawmill grill

Taking an elevator with Ray Rice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f782hMNuob4

photo hoster

A Merry Christmas to you all!

Quote from: ItsOver on December 23, 2019, 10:49:56 AM
Poor starranus.  Suffering from the commie-induced TDS, with more diharrea spewing from his butthole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1CQlacX2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RkSy6ElNIY&list=RD0RkSy6ElNIY&start_radio=1

A Merry Yule to all creatures great and small- and one or two that are very small.

Hasn't that been the plan from the get go?

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 21, 2019, 12:22:48 PM
You've got the idea although one could argue that Soros who holds U.S. citizenship and supports left wing causes is a Democrat. 

I would suggest you go with Justin Trudeau.

WOTR got it partially correct- if you pick one you also get the other.



We can only guess who that 'someone' is.

Still not quite right- it's like choosing to be taken out by an out of control garbage truck with a rainbow bumper-sticker or a freight train hauling Chinese made goods and illegal stowaways.

Happy Solstice!

K_Dubb- Commercial products are made with enhancers and emulsions not available to the home baker, but there are a few methods you can try. 

All the ingredients should be room temperature, otherwise a colder ingredient will cause separation when mixing, if this does occur, you can add a tablespoon of flour. Keeping the mixing speed low can prevent the gluten from stretching. High speeds when adding flour can result in a heavy, denser texture like bread.

Also, a higher ratio of self rising to all purpose flour combinations can result in a drier, more compact crumb.

Adding baking powder to a self rising/all purpose mix can give you more of a 'lift' of leavening. Sometimes the 'all in one method' of mixing does not aerate the batter sufficiently.

Hope that helps and let us know the results of your experiments.

Merry Christmas, K_Dubb. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLFvA_ozB54