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you know last night's show was radio gold when it's the next day and you can't get the flat earth guy's arguments out of your head.

I'm amazed Art never asked what was under the flat earth? 

Still can't get the idea that this guy thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory out of my mind!   

Quote from: Jody Bell Ringer on August 05, 2015, 09:36:55 PM
Jon hasn't been permitted to finish even one point.  As soon as Jon begins to give an opposing response, he is CUT OFF!  The astronomer needs some self confidence.

I don't know how the good Dr. hasn't just hung up already.  I'd get short with someone who told me the basic facts of science weren't true when it forms the foundation of my profession.

So the sun is 3,000 miles away.  How big is it exactly???

The "Is the world flat" question needs to be asked at tomorrow's debate. 

Seriously - I think this is just Art trolling us all.  It's either an amazing example of the theater of the absurd or I'm hallucinating. 

My god - I haven't been on this site for nearly a year and I came on simply to say this:

Whoever booked this troll of a guest needs to be waterboarded. It's one thing to have a crack pot theory.  It's quite another to just troll the show and make a mockery of basic science and a respected physicist.  Jesus....

I always thought Art's intro was classy. When I heard "from the high desert of the great American southwest...." It always felt right. Like a favorite pair of slippers.

When Noory started by apeing the intro with His take on the intro  it was like those favorite slippers developed a hole.

When Wells booms in with his cometh the hour cometh the mothership it's like those slippers were set on fire while still on my feet.

The big exception is George Knapp. I like his intro. But he's classy.

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on December 06, 2013, 08:32:54 PM
One more gem from son of Frankenstein. .." welcome to the bridge of the mothership that is coast to coast am...comm. wells sitting in for capt and c.o. jorch snoory as he takes a much deserved day off."   Blah...belch...barf bag please forthwith!

Cometh the hour or some shit. I can't stand Wells. Too pompous and he thinks everything is a conspiracy. 

Quote from: Jesus Undercarriage on December 06, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
Touché. He is an inspiration in these dark times.

Not the beeeeeeessss no not the bees

Quote from: SaucyRossy on November 29, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
Ok so I get back in town and am trying to catch up on the madness that has taken place the last week. I don't even know where to start.

That's exactly where I am. I have no idea where to start reading first.

Happy Thanksgiving Bellgabbers!

Wow. How amazing. That bellgabsucks page is there because we are "mean". Lol. We steal people's lunch money. Hah

Quote from: Upgreyed on November 25, 2013, 09:27:25 PM
A bunch of a Dark Dipshits showed up and tried to bring down the forum.  Art "Troll Slayer" Bell, showed up and layed down the truth. 

Peace ensued with great talk of Gabcon, either in Vegas, the desert, or a bus...depends who you talk to.

Jim warmed up the Dark Matter Network".  A Turd showed up.  Followed by Art "Troll Slayer" Bell.  And behold, more happiness ensued. 

Welcome back. 

Thanks!  Now I have something to listen to since I seriously can't do c2c after what happened to Art and snoory's dickishness.

Quote from: retired41 on November 25, 2013, 09:31:09 PM
those dogs are beat to death.

Ah but it's not ideological. Nor are there callers. It's guests only and you get stuff no one else covers.

It's not paranormal but the john batchelor show on wand would be great to stream. He does current affairs and politics like no one else.

Quote from: bateman on November 25, 2013, 09:26:27 PM
Art Bell slays trolls.

Saw that part. Very nice indeed.

Quote from: bateman on October 27, 2013, 03:28:53 PM
Thanks, it is. Under wraps til now.   I'll have the show posted in a couple of hours.

Nice. Never realized it was your show. On the tower of power no less!

Man I leave the forum for a weekend and come back to a full slate of streaming shows. This is awesome. This is how a real network is started. Congratulations to Art, Keith, Paul and everyone on the boards for helping this get set up. Now I have 50 pages of this thread to catch up on. Can anyone give my the cliff notes version?

Quote from: MikeJ on November 24, 2013, 12:22:41 PM
Didn't Art do a cruise or two back in the 90s?  Did anyone here go on one of those?

Hoagland just did a cruise. Christ, imagine being stuck on a boat with that guy?

Quote from: retired41 on November 22, 2013, 02:46:57 PM
cause it's good P.R

Nothing about this has been good PR

Quote from: Uncle Duke on November 22, 2013, 04:10:28 PM
If you haven't watched "Mountain Mosters", you don't know what you are missing.  Think "Deliverance" with monsters.  Bunch of armed hillibillies running around WV and KY with a master plan to trap the monster de jour in an elaborate trap that would make Wiley Coyote envious.  Amazingly, they just miss capturing whatever it is every episode. 

I have this vision of LMH going to Turnip Horrow, WV to do an investigation with these guys.  Just imagine hearing Buck, the fattest and dumbest of the lot, tellling Linda, "SQUEAL LIKE THE MANPIG".

Great show! I especially love that real fat dude they always give the shotgun. These guys can't run 40 yards without being winded and they expect to catch Bigfoot.

Quote from: (Redacted) on November 21, 2013, 09:24:04 PM
Omg...it's the Trollnado.

That seriously needs to be made.

Quote from: jazmunda on November 21, 2013, 09:00:39 PM
I believe it's:

Troll Hard
Troll Hard 2
Troll Hard: With a Vengence
Live Free or Troll Hard
A Good Day to Troll Hard
Troll Hardest (in development)

Thank you!

Quote from: RoseGirl on November 21, 2013, 08:58:09 PM
I ain't telling you more details...so just give it up.

Damnit i took the troll bait.

You can't give more details because there are none.

Boom.  600 pages

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on November 21, 2013, 08:57:22 PM
Ok.

YOU

ARE

NUTS.

Stark raving nuts.  You are to nuts what Noory is to suck.  Please immediately change your handle to Planter's.  Change your avatar to Jimmy Carter.  You are Bellgab's answer to the Payday bar.  You are a fucking Peanut Buster Parfait of nut-tastic craziness. 

Some people think the moon is made of cheese.  You believe it is made of macadamias.  When you worked at Reese's, you suggested they replace the chocolate in their peanut butter cups with more peanut butter.  You are the queen of cashews, the priestess of pistachios, the bitch of Brazil nuts.  Go take a flying fuck at a rolling filbert.

Now that what I call go big or go home!

Quote from: steelbot on November 21, 2013, 08:56:26 PM
Troll Hard IV The quest for peace

Night of the living trolls

The troll: an unexpected posting

Lord of the trolls: the return of the post

Quote from: RoseGirl on November 21, 2013, 08:55:08 PM
Not all...just the ones involved in the case.

A case that they made a civilian privy to?  Now that's interesting.

Quote from: RoseGirl on November 21, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
Nope...still boring. Try again.

Troll hard: the movie

A good day to troll hard

Troll harder

Quote from: Nova on November 21, 2013, 08:51:54 PM
They don't?!?

Lol. Amazing.

Quote from: steelbot on November 21, 2013, 08:48:42 PM
yes, because I could tell you about all the ufo's i've seen at area 51 from my Air Force days....but just because I'm an FBI agent, a wack job friend of mine that believes in conspiracies...i'd probably tell em anything they wanted to hear to get them to shut the hell up...but if you actually were able to get through to some FBI agent in an investigation into the matter.....um...yeah good luck getting that info from em... but i digress.. Look at the light/flash/ you were never here.

Also because all FBI agents and employees know what's going on with every matter being investigated....right

Damn. Close to 600 pages, conspiracies and a baby born. It's been a wild ride.

Congrats!

Quote from: SixWeekTenure on November 21, 2013, 07:39:45 PM

Why are there so many photos of morbidly obese people and keyboards?!?