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#1
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 14, 2018, 04:23:58 PM
I started listening to Art in college while working overnights at a bakery. The only good thing about that job was discovering him. I've spent many a night awake and freaked out, whether it was Ghost 2 Ghost, Father Malachi Martin or Bigfoot. To this day I still go to bed listening to U7 or one of the other TuneIn threads. I also own every Cusco album ever recorded because of him.

The man has literally been the soundtrack of my life.

RIP Art. 
#2
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 09, 2017, 11:36:33 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2017, 11:28:34 AM
The grift is simple...The guy or gal who does legitimate business with him (and many other non grifting people) classes Senda a necessary evil.. It isn't worth the grief of getting into a dispute through Amazon, much simpler to give into the blatant, shameless fraud that Senda pulls as naturally as breat....shitting his shorts.

Yeah - I think the thing I'm most perplexed by is the nonchalance with which he fucks people over. If honest, we're all tempted to get what we can from the system from time to time, but doing it with such shameless ease is impressive on a Hannibal Lecter'esque scale.
#3
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 09, 2017, 11:22:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H9_tBuTcWo&t=0s

So did Falkie run the Domino's pizza scam on the t-shirt guy? Sounds like he bought a knockoff from a 3rd party seller on Amazon and then strong armed the creator of the original design into sending him a freebie. "He had an argument with me and I said look, I didn't know they weren't you on Amazon." He ends up getting a new t-shirt.

Maybe I'm doing life wrong and Falkie IS a genius. 
#4
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 06, 2017, 08:10:40 PM
Quote from: chefist on September 06, 2017, 08:02:46 PM
That small error made you post? Ha.  ;D Funny what riles some folks. Take care.

Everything he does riles me to some extent, or I wouldn't be lurking in this thread. Guess I found this particularly egregious because he regularly declares himself a genius. Probably sad for me that butchery of the English language is my tipping point.  ;)
#5
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 06, 2017, 07:57:03 PM
I mostly lurk, and only post every 1,000 pages or so, but how freaking dense is this turd? He labels his four latest unboxing videos a "quinella". First of all, "quin" is the prefix for five, not four. And second, for fuck's sake! With all of the books he hoards, how is one of them not a dictionary?

Praise MV. 
#6
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 04:01:24 PM
Quote from: Who on January 18, 2016, 03:58:21 PM
One of Senda's subscribers accused him of being a racist so he probably unsubscribed her.  He silences anyone who disagrees with him and uses the First Amendment for toilet paper.

Hasn't she heard? He's not racist, he has TONS of black friends. Screw those illegals though.
#7
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 03:53:22 PM
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 18, 2016, 02:58:24 PM
How come Sendamemoney is down to 284 subscribers?

Wasn't the big guy up over 300?

Didn't Art lighten his internet presence because of the trolls and haters? Coincidence?  ;)
#8
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 01:00:43 PM
Quote from: coaster on January 18, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
I'm sure Tommy hates Falkie. Tommy seems like the most intelligent of the group, (which isn't saying much) and he probably sees this for what it is. A mooch trying to squeeze money out of Noory. Falkie is bad for business. It's just a monumental waste of time for noory, tommy, and to be honest, every last person at that woo woo con. A wasted day indeed.


The look on Tommy's face was one of abject derision. He stares so hard down his nose that I'm surprised he doesn't go permanently cross-eyed. That said, I wonder if Noory isn't actually a nice guy? What else would he get out of giving Falkie and Kathy free tickets to a $150 event, as well as sitting with them while they slurp down steaks and chops? No one who watches or is in anyway associated with C2C knows that Noory is doing this. It's not like he's getting on the air and announcing his food stamps for Falkie fund. Unless he really gets his kicks behind closed doors, it doesn't make any sense to me why he would continue putting up with it.
#9
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 12:12:49 PM
I just wonder how many $29 steaks Noory has to buy him before Falkie gets the hint that there is no second interview, and that there will always be an "early flight" that keeps him from sitting down and answering a bunch of dumb questions. As long as there is a free meal, I guess it doesn't matter. Dignity is a cheap commodity in Falkieland.
#10
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 11:54:08 AM
Quote from: coaster on January 18, 2016, 11:48:33 AM
What a waste of money. That dipshit will never learn.

Based on his latest video, it sounds like he just showed up and tricked Noory into letting him in. At least Snoorge was nice enough to let it happen. I would have told him to pound sand. Ridic.
#11
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 18, 2015, 09:58:25 PM
Great episode tonight, MV!
#12
Just watched the latest video responding to Laurakinch, and Falkie, it's getting harder and harder to like you. When I first started lurking in this thread, I thought that a lot of your issues could be explained away by poor upbringing and an unfortunate sense of accumulating entitlement caused by years and years of sucking on the government teat. However, the more I read, the more you seem to just be a self-centered man-baby that is in desperate need of a good butt-whoopin'. Where I grew up, you'd have one chance to apologize for the way you've talked to Redacted and Laurakinch, and if you were unwilling to do so, you'd have your teeth handed to you in a spare napkin.

While I realize that you have assigned WAY too much importance to yourself to ever listen to any advice (friendly or otherwise), I really hope that you will take to heart the repeated feedback on this thread. If you ever hope to have a chance at making something of yourself in this business (and that is a definite long shot), you need to chill with the obnoxious way in which you take criticism. Can you imagine Noory getting on C2C and calling some woman who disagreed with him a F'ing c*nt?

I'm sure you will ignore this like you do all other criticism, but think before you act. Jesus Christ. You could drive a saint to drink...   
#13
Kathy you dumb bitch
This is to make me money
Shut your stupid mouth.

Couldn't resist...
#14
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
April 28, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
Great news, Art!

Any chance you'll dial in to the GabCast tonight? Would love to hear you, if only in a limited capacity.
#15
After 300+ pages of lurking in this thread (yes, I am an apparent glutton for punishment), that quake video does NOT look good for Falkie. I wanted to believe him when he says he isn't abusive, but damn... "You goddamn idiot" is not a good way to show affection. Yikes.
#16
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
March 24, 2015, 05:39:42 PM
Great news, Art!!!
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