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Quote from: Dyna-X on January 31, 2017, 06:59:45 PM
Does George really answer his emails?

He does. Here's another "exchange" I had with that Snoory of few words, all of them stupid.


From: cowtown
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2017 10:32 PM
To: george@coasttocoastam.com
Subject: Wake Up, Noory

Noory - you are a complete moron and a shill for the demagogue Trump.

You keep whining, "I've never seen anything like this! He's not even in office" with respect to the contempt for Trump - as if there is no basis whatsoever for this.

Do you seriously not see anything wrong with this vulgar, unhinged narcissist? His inciting violence at his rallies, his mocking a disabled reporter, his criminal sexual assault of women, his massive conflicts of interest, his constant stream of belittling others - including icon Rep. John Lewis, his disgusting family - the trophy pole dancer/porno wife and the sons who murder endangered species. And the likelihood he is in league with Putin who corrupted-directed this election. This monster can't even get people to appear at his "inauguration". Why do you think that is, Noory? You seriously do not see he is the problem?

You just had one of your regular right wing shills on your show lambasting the congressional members who are boycotting the inauguration, calling them "psychotic". Noory, "psychotic" describes Trump.

You spent ENDLESS hours attacking H. Clinton on your show.  But no objective evaluation-criticism of this revolting Trump. Why aren't you talking about his reneging on "draining the swamp" - his cabinet is full of racists and Goldman Sachs and the Exxon CEO and unqualified ("oops") people Why is that? You spent a long time railing against "Hillary's emails" and the "Clinton Foundation." You stopped talking about that after Nov. 8th - why is that if it was so concerning to you?

From: george@coasttocoastam.com
To: cowtown
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2017 12:02:05 AM
Subject: RE: Wake Up, Noory

You haven’t listened to one complete show get your facts right..I present guests from both sides
And you have NEVER EVER heard me pick a candidate because I don’t

I emailed Snoory about his "show" last night. Here is my email and the Great One's response.  Snoory is a man of few words, all of them stupid.

From: cowtown
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 8:06 AM
To: george@coasttocoastam.com
Subject: There You Go Again, Noory

Noory biased? Naaaahhh.

How did you mention Trump's racist ban on Muslims? You merely cited his firing of the acting attorney general who (like the REST OF THE WORLD) questioned its legality.That was it. No mention of the ban itself, no shock on your part. No mention of the fact that Trump did not ban Muslims from the countries where he has personal business interests - i.e. massive conflicts of interests that ought to preclude him from office, and may still.  Why is that, Noory? You talked endlessly month after month about Clinton's potential conflicts of interest re: the Clinton Foundation. But not a word about Trump's massive conflicts of interest. No mention about Trump's overt lies and adolescent obsession about "crowd size" at the inauguration, or his unseemly narcissistic obsession with himself at the CIA meeting. He was there to supposedly honor fallen CIA agents. Instead he rambled on about the number of times he's been on the cover of magazines. Do you not find any of this unusual?

You made it sound like the only people who are questioning this fascist Trump's Muslim ban are "the Democrats". You cannot be serious, Noory. The entire world is outraged. You do understand this monster Trump is a dangerous, unhinged fascist, don't you? England is considering banning him from entering their country. Why wasn't THAT mentioned in your "news" items? You'd be all over that news item were Clinton president and she the subject of a potential ban. Why didn't you mention fascist Trump's appointing the overt racist Steve Bannon to a high level security position? You show no concern, least of all alarm about any of Trump's racist and demagogic actions.

No, you're not biased. You're not a right wing shill.

The clincher was when you and your regular right wing sycophant talked about "Alex Jones" being a 'beloved friend of "Coast To Coast"' and that Alex Jones is going to be part of the White House press corp. That said everything we need to know about Noory's supposed lack of bias. Alex Jones is a raving right wing fear mongering lunatic. He'll be right at home with the racists Trump and Bannon.

Snoory, why don't you at least attempt to give the appearance of  being unbiased by having regular commentators on your "show" who express the alarm that most people in this  country - and world are feeling about this dangerous unfit-to-be-president monster.

Go back to sleep, Snoory.


From: george@coasttocoastam.com
To: cowtown
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 2:24:13 PM
Subject: RE: There You Go Again, Noory

Get a life


From: cowtown
To: george@coasttocoastam.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 5:57:08 PM
Subject: Re: There You Go Again, Noory

Actually, Noory - it is you that needs to "get a life". You are a pathetic, disingenuous fool. Nice "info-mercial" show last night promoting a sponsor.

I need to shine some shoes. What brand of shoe polish is it you use on your hair?

What can be said about a narcissistic radio host with an entire website dedicated to how much people hate you?


From: george@coasttocoastam.com
To: cowtown
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2017 6:01:59 PM
Subject: RE: There You Go Again, Noory

Do you have any friends…a job?

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.

George Noory has never actually been convicted of bestiality.

Quote from: zeebo on March 10, 2015, 01:02:20 AM
When the Noorie was asked about music, it just seemed like he had no passion about it.  Sure he'll talk about Sinatra and such but it seems more like it's just the show-biz part he cares about. 

Same thing with books, he just doesn't care.  He does like some movies, but it seems like it's just certain clips of the most obvious pop-culture-endorsed movies.  I don't get it.

Don't misunderestimate George Noory. He can't get enough of books.

In high school he was a voracious reader of Cliffs Notes and Classics comics

And he has just discovered Wikipedia. He was apparently cruising the web the other night reciting factoids to his dead rock and roller author guest.

And then there are the dust jackets of the books his guests have written.

And... did you hear, "To Serve Man" it's... a.... cook book!

But George eats all his meals at 7-11 so he doesn't need to read it.

Quote from: zeebo on March 10, 2015, 12:44:42 AM
Yep, he plugged the Holiday CD, and talked about how great all the performances were, then after stalling came up with Taylor Swift, and Nelly.

Yo, Noory B tight wit Nelly. Da mo fo MC a'C2CAM B keepin' itt reel N sheet wit da homeboyz no watt im sayin.

Quote from: nextgen.fm on March 10, 2015, 12:44:16 AM
He aLways plays Is this Love for  Linda mountain Howe , but she never answers him

Linda Moulton Howe actually had aliens leave an answer for Noory in a crop circle formation. But that message is not fit for a family forum such as this.

Quote from: zeebo on March 10, 2015, 12:37:34 AM
Well now c'mon, sometimes he mixes it up with a little Neil Sedaka or Frankie Valli.

Do you blame him?  Frankie's "Who Loves Ya, Pretty Baby" makes Noory's  pizza rolls sizzle and brings visions of Linda Moulton Howe to his fevered brow.

Quote from: nextgen.fm on March 10, 2015, 12:31:04 AM
Did. Just hear Taylor Swift?!


WTF

Didn't the music connoisseur George Noory recently state that Taylor Swift is his second favorite music artist... after the Coast To Coast AM Christmas CD?

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 10, 2015, 12:15:50 AM
I don't think this guy can separate people from characters they played, and talking about almost losing Indiana Jones in a plane crash is odd.

Mrs. Noory's boy Georgie has played a talk show host on Coast To Coast AM for the last 12 years.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 10, 2015, 12:01:38 AM
Ed Dames makes Noory look good.

Let's lower that bar: A dead baby makes Noory look good. (See my Forum Contest post at bottom of previous page).

THE GEORGE NOORY SUCKS FORUM - PERCEPTION POP QUIZ:

What colors do you see?

Is George Noory White and Major Ed Asshole gold?

Or, is George Noory blue and Major Ed Asshole black?

Pass your papers to Tommy. When he's finished his 4th extra large pizza he will review:

Extra Credit Essay Question: Why did Noory forget his toupe and to apply shoe polish to his moustache?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 09, 2015, 11:31:25 PM
I couldn't take the topic so bailed for the first guest.  I tried to imagine George speaking with a Hanz and Franz Austrian accent but that only worked for so long.  Right now I'm conducting an imaginary interview with Lionel Fanthorpe.  HaHa, I'd better get back to it.   He's got got this great story about some mummies moving around in a crypt.

Noory: "Tommy und I vant to fuck you up!"

Lionel Fanthorpe: "Yes, George, indeed. There are bad baby mummies. When you've had a tumeric and C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A cocktail or two, you can even hear them crying in their crypt."

Quote from: nooryisawesome on March 09, 2015, 11:37:25 PM


The crap monster strikes on coast 2 Coast again tonight.

When you hose down that crap monster what do you see?

Quote from: zeebo on March 09, 2015, 11:25:13 PM
I'm not involved, but seemed like if nothing else your intentions were good. 

Zeeb m'boy, like the sayin' goes, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Ding ding ding.

Oh, Morticia, I wuv it when you quote Art Bell.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 09, 2015, 11:21:13 PM
I imagine a Noorie monster would look a lot like Mario only with the ability to shoot flames after eating flaming hot pizza rolls instead of fire flowers.

When the Noory Monster runs out of sizzling hot pizza rolls, he puts his toupe on his ass and lights his farts. Boy, is Two Ton Tommy ever surprised when George tells him "that's not my face".

Quote from: SnapT on March 09, 2015, 11:05:37 PM
Noory just ate a dead baby on the air, and you're missing it.

Again?

Yawn.

This show is so fucking predictable.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 09, 2015, 11:01:04 PM
There is a whole lot of sucking going on in this show, and yet you guys find time to fight.

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

Besides, slinging "Major Ed Asshole's" toxic shit back at him is good basic training. Who knows. Someday the dreaded Noory Monster spitting sizzling pizza rolls may cross your path.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 10:43:22 PM
What the hell do you want me to say?  I've been fucking trying to defend you.  It's apparent that nobody got the humor of your initial post today.  I initially took the post seriously and said you were right. The religious talk needed to end.  The Major didn't take your comment so well.  He shouldn't have taken your post as seriously as he did. He was wrong to attack you like that and you were wrong to respond in kind. I feel like I'm back in high school again.  Fuck this shit.

Hey "21": I don't need "defending". If one of "Major Asshole's" clique (and you know who you are) had said the exact same thing I said: "Why don't you two get a room?" there would have been endless posts applauding the humor. But I - a virtually unknown poster - made the comment and elicited the wrath of the clueless and offensive "Major Asshole".  No, I was not "wrong to respond in kind". "Major Asshole" deserved it. It was long overdue. Several equally clueless posters have since insinuated I must be George Noory. You're right about one thing: Fuck this shit.

Quote from: zeebo on March 09, 2015, 10:33:47 PM
Oh, boy now you're gonna get it!   

Oh, Boy "Zeeb" you bet he did.

Nice to know you're so "concerned". This is such a fascinating forum.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 10:18:19 PM
Chill, cowtown.  You both gave as good as you got. I was merely trying to point out that Damien owed you an apology as well.  I was trying to be as diplomatic as I could be. Let it go.

Shit! I'm just gonna shut my trap.

"Chill"?  "Diplomatic?" Good thing for you I showed more compassion and understanding when you were drawn and quartered in public by the toxic "Major Damian".

That same poster attacked me. I responded appropriately. Unlike you, I have the good sense to stay out of shark infested water. End of story.

That the omnipresent "Major Ed Damian" hasn't been on this forum for many hours speaks to the fact I am not alone in considering his assault entirely inappropriate. 

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 09, 2015, 09:58:20 PM
Maybe both of them should post a video and apologize to each other. I would love if both of them continued to post here without provoking each other's temper. I'm also really trying to be diplomatic here.  Now we can get back to a civil discussion regarding the Noorie.

Are you serious? Suggesting on this forum that I in any way "provoked" "Major Ed Damian" is clearly rewriting the history you well know, particularly since you have also been on the receiving end of this "Major Ed's" ugliness and toxic vitriol.  You ought to know better. If someone you don't know and have never spoken with walked up to you and assaulted you out of the blue, would you consider yourself as having "provoked" anything? You're not being "diplomatic", just dumb.

It might be instructive for you to read the "exchanges" between "Major Ed Damian" and myself  from the beginning.... of "Major Ed Damian's" unwarranted and unprovoked initial personal attack. Frankly, I'm astounded no one on here seems to find his behavior unusual and uncalled for.  I was standing up for myself, giving him a dose of his own medicine. For doing that another poster called me a "troll". Again, bear in mind I've rarely posted on this forum and haven't been on here for some time. Tonight I visited the forum for the first time in months and posted a humorous comment. I was astounded at the vulgar and below-the-belt nasty "reception" I received from "Major Ed." (I've been on forums where posters have been banned for lesser ugly ad-hominem attacks on fellow posters.)  Curiously, the poster who just referred to me as a "troll" and disparaged my humor does not know I am a published cartoonist and host/producer of a comedic radio show on public radio.  So I obviously assign zero significance to his uninformed assessment, and, needless to say, to "Major Ed's"  ignorant and hostile judgments and juvenile insults. He's pulled that shit with other posters on this forum. Without stooping to his level, someone needed to finally call him on his bullshit, which I did. This is a forum that dissects and condemns radio host George Noory's every false move and mistake. Is this a forum that values sincerity and honesty, or is it a pack of rabid animals who need to target someone - be it Noory or a fellow poster?  I highly doubt "Major Ed" would have the guts to say to my face the things he said on this forum.  Internet forums are feeding grounds for cowards.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 07:11:28 PM

Awwww . . . maybe you could complain to your mommy if the moderator won't help you.

Hey, bring me some more luck, fuckhead.

I just won $2000 in a poker tourney while I was cleaning your sperm-covered clock with my verbal Lysol hose.

$2000 in a poker tourney? That's FIVE TIMES what "Major Ed" makes in a whole week at McDonalds.

"Complain to your mommy? And "Major Ed's" the one who's anally fixated on "originality"?

"Major Ed" might consider taking a break from his gay strip poker game and have one of the fellow 300 pounders hose him down with that "lysol hose".

Nah. on second thought. A "hose" would be too arousing for "Major Ed" and distract him from his game.

That's all I have to say on the subject. In leaving, I would emphasize the fact that it was the poster "Major Ed" who went for the jugular - as he frequently does - when I'd made an offhand humorous comment. He deserves exactly what he got in response - but I'm done here.  "Major Ed" can target other posters. Be careful what you say to him, though, because he has demonstrated he has a lot of venom to inflict. I hadn't been on this forum for several months until tonight, and I rarely posted when I was on  briefly before. Consider the nasty "reception" from this know it all forum troll, "Major Ed".

Good luck, and no thanks for all the bullshit.


Q: What’s even more hilarious than a self-aggrandizing radio host who asks the same tired questions and makes the same points over and over?

A: An on-line chat board devoted to ridiculing the self-aggrandizing radio host where a clique of self-aggrandizing posters ask the same tired questions and makes the same points over and over.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:57:13 PM

I dunno about that.

Cowtown has obviously had a lot of his valuable wiring eaten up by the deadly spirochetes.

Not to mention the brain damage caused by all the Mad Dog 20/20 and Pledge.

Hey, pal. It's time someone cleaned your plow. You've been ugly and nasty to many other posters, and now me, on this forum, a fact the moderator seems to ignore. Not that I need justify myself to a clearly ignorant and toxic forum addict as yourself, I have an actual life that - unlike you -  doesn't consist of residing on the "George Noory Sucks Forum" to dissect Noory's every word on which you obviously hang.

Photo: "Major Ed Damian" claiming control of his forum territory.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:46:06 PM

Anybody on here want to take a stab at interpreting Third-Stage Syphilitic?

That's easy!

"Third-Stage "Syphilitic" = "Major Ed Damian".

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:37:44 PM

Hey, stupid.  The site is "George Noory Sucks."  If you want to suck him off some more, then start your own site.

Sieg Heil Major Commandant Ed!  Your word is our command!

Speaking of your words, you're nearly out of toilet paper.  Please. Take a break from the forum and go get some to clean up your mess here. We can use a respite from your 300 pounds of constant anal vitriol slung at a mediocre radio host and fellow posters you attack with your cowardly venom. 

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:30:50 PM

Look . . . nobody wants to hear you read notes from your group therapy sessions. 

Find something original to write or crawl back into the sauce -- while you've still got part of a liver and a fragment of a brain.

All hail "Major Ed Damian". He the Undisputed Big Dick on this forum. Despite his reading comprehension shortcomings and other obvious problems. Congratulations, "Major Ed", you are unquestionably the recipient of this years Most Important Person On The George Noory Sucks Forum award.  No doubt it was the word "Sucks" with which you closely identified.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:18:56 PM
Well, don't get too turned on, fuckhead.  You'll end up getting cornholed in the slammer again.

Not that you'd mind.

Good thing the institution where you are incarcerated provides liberal use of the communal computer, or you would not be able to be permanently affixed to this forum as you are. Try getting outside in the exercise yard. Drop a couple hundred pounds. Get some therapy. Stop fixating on George Noory and male sex. Unfortunately, not much can be done about the Tourette syndrome.

Hey! "Major Ed" got fired from his job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Quote from: bateman on March 09, 2015, 06:10:38 PM
I laughed harder than I should have at this.

Don't say "harder" around "Major Ed Damian". He'll over heat.

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on March 09, 2015, 06:08:40 PM
Why?  You cruising past the school again with your drool on the windshield?

LOL

Finally! "Major Ed Damian" confirms that he is about to enter Junior High.