BellGab/bellchan Archive

Haven't listened to Jorge for a while but dropped in on him when I woke up tonite with an intense desire for a turkey dog--must have been some kind of an ET manipulation--and Jorge was walking through interviews like it was some kind of infomercial, skipping past questions that screamed to be asked while making otherwise non sequiturs meant to be lightly endearing but weren't. As it turned out it I figured out it WAS an infomercial for an abduction movie. His pacing was that of a sales pitch for his health pills I remember seeing late at night in a hypnogogic daze.

I added the 3.50/mo addition to  SeriusXM just to hear Art but the page didn't show any other programs like SXM does in my terrestial transport. A noncompete clause notwithstanding, Art would really take off again on open airwaves.

Another tedious session that I mistook for
hypnogogic transcendentalism:

Guest compares George to Jesus...a higher being...
or at least his name is inserted in an adjacent sentence.

George: Is there ET intervention in Eqypt?

Guest skillfully works in the "Eloeem" (sp)
says they became the sons of god that "made it" with man

George: "I see."

it occurs to me, this would be a completely different show
if George actually interviewed instead of burping out
phrases from book covers. But I realize interviewing is not
what the show (George) is about (unlike Bell). May a
succubus wake me up.

So I get home at 1.30 in the morn after shooting (i'm a photog not a rap artist) a New Year's street celebration on Beale st., turn on the box and like a ghost hovering between "get sexy abs" and the Brazil Butt Lift (which seems to be pretty good!) is George Noory (or a look alike for God's sakes?) shilling for a pill on heart health in an infomercial of demonstrating bad lighting, editing and content. Is there no shame i ask myself as i pour the first of three shots and listen laughingly to how Noory testifies he has "worked with" stroke victims (who hasn't sooner or later?). As he sits under harsh lighting, he might as well be saying, "Get on with it fools. I'm only as good until i lift my ass from this cheap sofa."

Non disclosure to his business relationship with Omega XL was the rule of the "production." Oh God, is there no shame to these hustlers? Who in their right mind would let George Noory endorse anything for them? Oh, i forgot, the market. Has anybody seen this one?

I just discovered this site and am thrilled to know i'm haven't been wandering in the dark screaming AM I THE ONLY ONE? like a character in Twilight Zone. When i first heard GN i was astonished that a national syndication firm would put him on and then keep him. Unlike AB, who had the subtle knowhow of keeping an afterhours show mysterious and pleasantly dark, this Noory guy was right out of am radio local daytalk and he has continued to bring those "daytime" values to c2c. I got so frustrated one time i actually fast blasted him for interviewing a guest that had been in the news over a pedestrian issue and he wrote back (sic) "Listen Pal. This is important news and what people are interest in." Memory fails exact stupid quote.

Anyway,  the point is that AB created, invented, the brand of C2C with his sense of mystery and entertainment, but Premiere let Noory trash it with his boring day talk that I never listened as I did to Art, opting mostly for the internet, books and sleep. It really is a shame that a big synd. co. doesn't get the value of a premium host that understood what c2c was about. I think they would attract a larger audience with more purchasing power-translated, make more money.