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All my single malt seems to be disappearing.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 07, 2022, 08:17:58 PMHey! Good to see you back here. Say hi to Starr Mountain for me.

Thanks, and I will do so.

PS By the time it gets to her it might be a "says hello" rather than "says hi" 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 30, 2022, 03:15:31 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vO4hk4dxa0

I just don't believe they're benevolent. Maybe some are "warm and fuzzy" but.. meh. 



Hey board administrator! Can we please get my IP right? I'm in fucking Denver! Good Lord.

Huh  A cat thread.

I have to tidy up and organize my work bench today.
Been enjoying a mini series called The Queens Gambit - Chess related of course and very, very good.
Strip loins tonight.  -Blackened-
Wife wants new floors in her office. My solution; YOU HAVE AN OFFICE - AT WORK! GO THERE! And your office floors are just fine.
New neighbor is apparently a real 'Lawn Guy'.. we'll see in a few short months who's who.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 09:50:11 AM
You need to eat more, and cut down on the tabacco.

That would be good.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 09:45:53 AM
That is so sweet of you 💗

..    Just pointing a few things out, doesn't make me "sweet"..

Regards

-SM

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 18, 2021, 11:05:36 PM
Thank you!  Legs are the only way I can get them all the way up for now, but I am trying to cut them out.  Once I hit failure with the 45s, should I continue to put them halfway up, or switch to the 30s for the rest?

The goal is nice neat spherical shoulders that look good in a tank top instead of these bony things I have.

Bud, if you're having to use your legs in order to complete the movement, the 45's are still too heavy.   Also.. without proper form you're risking injury (pinched nerves in back) sort of thing - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? STOP MAKING ME YELL!   Go back to the 30's (which may be too light) or pick up some 35's and 40's that allow you to use proper form. 30 to 45 is a helluva jump. Do the math.

With proper form and appropriate weight you'll achieve your goal(s) much sooner than you will pissing around making it up as you go..

Quote from: Silphion on February 18, 2021, 10:23:01 PM

The instant chili maker is the best.

Last time I heard her she was talking about possibly losing a foot! Is that still on the table?  I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Unless they're mean n' stuff, maybe

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 18, 2021, 09:00:42 PM
If you can only do one of these (I don't know what they're called) with your new 45-lb. dumbbells every other day or so, with a little boost from your legs, is there more value in switching back to the 30-pounders where I get bored or in sticking with the 45s for the repeats but just not getting them all the way up, but trying to?  I don't feel like I'm in danger of dropping them on my foot any more.

Military Press. With dumbbell's instead of a barbell.

Stop using your legs and power them only with your (in this case) shoulders for the most part.
Are you looking to build mass? What exactly is the goal here?
If you're handling the 45's with relative ease for ten or more reps than you need more weight.
Use the 30's for something else.

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 17, 2020, 07:36:46 PM
!Who will be the first BallGagger to be VAXXED?

What VAXX did you get?  Where did you get it?  (Don't doxx yourself though.)  Give us any side effects.

I isn't broke so I ain't fixin' me.

It's the long term side effects that I'm interested in. Perhaps if it kills off a bunch I won't have to see the victims who drive and wear their masks - WHILE ALONE!.  Those are the pointing and laughing portions of my drive even though I actually feel sorry for them.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 16, 2021, 11:30:30 PM
Quagga Mort.

Yogurt. Tilt. Please play again.

Quote from: Silphion on February 16, 2021, 11:34:01 PM
When I hear KSM, I think quokka.

Sure you do

Quote from: Tootsie on February 16, 2021, 10:43:09 PM

Good. Had enough.

if not

There are several other far less messy ways to go about it.  Annnnd according to the dipsy chick who read my tarot in 99 I still have a second wife to devour before dying alone in self assigned solitude.  Alas, I am far too happy with my current participant to just suddenly decide to occupy a different, separate, squeezebox just to fit the Bill Charles timeline.

Quote from: Silphion on February 15, 2021, 10:12:07 PM
Chris Kilham on Dr. Oz in 2012 was my introduction to Tibetan Yoga.

The Five Rites of Rejuvenation seem to be derived from Yantra Yoga - IMO.

Ok. Good enough.  I believe you.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 11:48:58 PM
I think that you and I would be well served to talk again sometime. Can you teach me how to do an online rave?

I agree.
What's all the rave about.

Remember when/how you brought up Chess Boxing as a sport? I thought it was a brilliant submission. It deserves Olympic level attention.

Quote from: Silphion on February 15, 2021, 04:44:57 AM
<iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/202766382" width="640" height="360" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<p>Yantra Yoga | Perfect Rhythm of Breathing from Peter Ehrenberger on Vimeo.</p>

PFFFFFFFF Hahahaha  Like you do anything of the sort.  Closest thing you get to yoga is the farts.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 13, 2021, 01:00:59 PM
They all left and went to Ellgab.

+1 

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 13, 2021, 01:05:34 PM
Yeah, I'm nice to hug. But I'm still a fat sack of shit, at the end of the day.

Turn that frown upside down. 

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 11, 2021, 10:34:07 PM
It was very wounding!  I have struggled with body image ever since I was a kid, scrawny, awkward, terrible posture, always picked last, so pale you can see blue veins everywhere, just to be confident enough to walk around without a shirt when I finally got my act together and got a little sun was a major victory.  Tigery Lily's cruelty -- can you imagine telling someone the sight of their body makes you sick? -- brought it all rushing back and I cried and didn't bake any more cookies for a very very long time.  They are very wicked people over there!

Well, KD, for what it's worth - I like you.   And yes she can be quite cruel. 

Here's thing.

Even if I were to come back here and be exclusive and loyal to BG you fuckers would continue to rake me over the coals at every turn. Like a hazing that never ends. b

Not that it wouldn't be fun..

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 10:32:02 PM
Thank you.

That is the admission I wanted confirmed.

You can go back home now and play fetch the stick with your Master.

That was a guess. Not an admission.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 11, 2021, 10:28:30 PM
bunny 💓💓💓

Fruity

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 11, 2021, 10:27:18 PM
Oh fuck off.

Your accent came out well there. 

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 10:22:23 PM
I was banned for not being enough of an asshole.

That's BART posting as you, you fuckstick.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 11, 2021, 10:15:10 PM
They didn't ban me, just told me to put a shirt on 

TigerLily told you to put a shirt on as apparently she was eating her lunch. That's what I remember.  You're both lefties so I'm sure she would've shared her sammich.

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 10:02:52 PM
Allow me back into your little parlour game on EllGab,
without repercussions or further abuse and discrimination,
and I might reconsider reason for any hostilities.

*grooaaann*  It's not my board! If you're banned then that is out of my control. Fuck sakes :

Whatever. Continue the hostilities. Carry on.. it's actually kinda cute.  Truthfully, now, your little tidbits, your worded gibby gabbies are what's kept me coming back for three days. 

Funny stuff

BTW I didn't burn my taint and there is no scar to speak of. Anywhere. But it was dicey.. for awhile.. 

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 06:45:52 PM
Blame 𝐊𝐒𝐌.

He has a way of pulling strings, manipulating threads and playing with words being a big Poopy-Pants!

Playing with words? NEVER!   Hehehe  I actually like you. There's really no reason for all the hostility. Seriously - C'mon, give us a hug   You know you wanna...  We could talk about the P90 soap-bars in my Gold-Top     They buzz like Ell' but sound sooo sweet.

Life is too short for fussing and fighting, my..  you know.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 11, 2021, 07:47:14 PM
will self-destruct and implode in the most horrifying ways possible.

You mean it's not already?
I'm not there for the politics. 
I'm there for the same reason I am still here. Coz it's there/here. Not for the poon

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 11, 2021, 07:02:20 PM
That would be like grovelling and I’m not interested anyway. Frankly, I don’t think they deserve me. I remain a Bellgab loyalist. Praise mv!

They most certainly don't deserve me but I'm a nice and charitable guy.  And really they have more vaginal slits over there. Cats or no cats.

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 07:08:40 PM
By the way, KSM, are you still the Annoying Moderator on EllGab?

Do the rest of the crew know of your nefarious deeds?

Who no's
Nope.

Ignore it all you want but in the still of the night..  gotta be one hungry beaver.   You gots to get yourself laid. Some. How.

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 05:43:37 PM
For the record, then, how many poor schmucks have you impersonated on EllGab?

Besides ME, of course.

LOL

fine                hehehe

Seriously, you need to get laid. Good Lord 

Quote from: Silphion on February 11, 2021, 12:45:30 AM
The evidence has disappeared, but have you KSM ever impersonated MV on RubiniGab as well?

No.  For the record I have never impersonated anyone on any GAB board.  I could not do a better MV or Bart than the originals.  It's enough work just keeping up with my own bullshit.  Stop looking down empty holes.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 11, 2021, 12:22:12 AM
Imagine being that pissed off all the time. How exhausting!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 10, 2021, 10:34:59 PM
Still, a guy who can suck his own dick? You at least have to admire the flexibility.

My neck is killing me! WHEN will I learn!!! :

Quote from: Silphion on February 10, 2021, 11:07:08 PM
This guy simply can not shut his filthy pisk.
Always something more of nothing to say.
Yet, might be a justifiable asset in the biz.

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Madness. Truly. Metron is a doll. I am a human being shaped like a doll.

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